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Old 10-29-2008, 03:55 PM
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Would you mind sending this evidence out to each female poster here?
Sir, tell them to contact me, and I will verify. No problem at all. Sir
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:56 PM
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Via pm?

Good...will.
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:56 PM
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And the thing stopping you is...what?
Well lets see:

1)The subject of the art, would most likely KILL me if she found out.

2) The subject of the art, would most likely never touch me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

3) The subject of the art, would most likely never talk to me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

4) The subject of the art, would most likely create a website of the pics I've sent her if she found out.

5) I the subject of the art too much to do that to her.
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:58 PM
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Well lets see:

1)The subject of the art, would most likely KILL me if she found out.

2) The subject of the art, would most likely never touch me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

3) The subject of the art, would most likely never talk to me again for the rest of my life if she found out.

4) The subject of the art, would most likely create a website of the pics I've sent her if she found out.

5) I the subject of the art too much to do that to her.

What about a private viewing....know what ahm thayin'?
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:58 PM
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Via pm?

Good...will.
Yes sir, now start working on Uncly to see some of those dupas she is talking about.

RELEASE THE DUPAS UNCLY!!!
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Old 10-29-2008, 03:59 PM
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Who is Art?

Is that you Morty?
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:14 PM
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Yes sir, now start working on Uncly to see some of those dupas she is talking about.

RELEASE THE DUPAS UNCLY!!!

not sure!!! eventho there are a few pix that have no face attached to the dupa
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:20 PM
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not sure!!! eventho there are a few pix that have no face attached to the dupa
Exactly, that is all we are looking for. Face is never needed when talking about dupa pictures
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:30 PM
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Exactly, that is all we are looking for. Face is never needed when talking about dupa pictures

I'll exchange a dupa pic off my phone for a dupa pic off your phone
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:34 PM
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I'll exchange a dupa pic off my phone for a dupa pic off your phone
SEE MORTY@!!! YOU GOTTA get a TEXTER
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Old 10-29-2008, 04:47 PM
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Exactly, that is all we are looking for. Face is never needed when talking about dupa pictures
Fine work. Keep at it
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:24 PM
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Means she has avibrator, and not asexual. Sounds like a rocket to me.
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:41 PM
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About as much as BIsexuals exist.
As Dennis Miller once said "Come down from the fence and pick a hole"!
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Old 10-29-2008, 05:51 PM
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I think maybe being ahuman is best for some of us.

I think it was Carlo Gambino who said---well no. Wasn't him. I think it was Henry David Thoreau who said..............now I forgot what he said.



I told you some of us should be ahuman.
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:13 PM
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It does sound exciting,but as part of my Paranoid Schizo condition I am not only retracting from people...I am doing the same with technology.I don't have a texter nor cell phone of any kind, nor a pager,nor an i-pod,nor catv..and soon enough...nor a car.


I am scaling down to the point I will use only what is needed to survive wretched day to day life.


So you can see why I get even more depressed when I ask so little...and get even less.

OH! You're one of the aformentioned minimum wage workers. Have you tried moving to a more populated area? I understand that's the cure. Or you could just wait until Obama gets elected and join Geeker and me in the "free stuff" line.
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:55 PM
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OH! You're one of the aformentioned minimum wage workers. Have you tried moving to a more populated area? I understand that's the cure. Or you could just wait until Obama gets elected and join Geeker and me in the "free stuff" line.

I'm also a 43 year old woman who wants to have her 5th kiddie---I'm doomed.







Just send the photos---will ya?
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:58 PM
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OH! You're one of the aformentioned minimum wage workers. Have you tried moving to a more populated area? I understand that's the cure. Or you could just wait until Obama gets elected and join Geeker and me in the "free stuff" line.

Let me clarify what DeboDeb means.

You can get in line BEHIND us...because we called dibs on the "free stuff" first.
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:36 PM
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Oh?

You mean just because you go on and off like a red light..that has made me cool on you?



Believe it. She told me last weekend she has the hots for you.
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:40 PM
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Yes sir, now start working on Uncly to see some of those dupas she is talking about.

RELEASE THE DUPAS UNCLY!!!
NO!


















































































Mine might be on there. LOL
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:48 PM
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Believe it. She told me last weekend she has the hots for you.

Well she has to stand in line with all the rest now.

She missed the window of opportunity.
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