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Old 10-26-2007, 10:21 AM
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" Is Richard Burch going to be attending today? Who is attending? Who is Baffert?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:22 AM
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"Someone offered to show me the backside. I punched him in the face."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:22 AM
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" How do I get pics pasted here from Pittsburgh?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:23 AM
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" Backside people look like dwarves to me...they're so far away....then when I got close.....I saw they WERE dwarves!!"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:23 AM
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"Where is the dwarf nymph?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:24 AM
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"Whatever happened to Lady Joanne? Is she still running or retired to HO?"

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Old 10-26-2007, 10:25 AM
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"I was told there are lots of blow jobs available on the backside. Any truth to that?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:25 AM
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" What is a HO?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:25 AM
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"I'm going directly to the front of the backside."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:26 AM
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" What do they do with the gate after the start....close it? I would sure hope so."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:26 AM
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"One thing is for sure...there is alot of crack on the backside"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:27 AM
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" How can I show pics from my Pittsburgh vacay here? What do I do? How do I do it? What do you do? Who are you? Are you Baffert? Do you have any pics?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:28 AM
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" I like female jockeys with really,really long hair."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:28 AM
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" Does anyone have any pics of Baffert?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:29 AM
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"What about pics of yourself? Ask how to post them and then post them. Don't aske me. I don't know how to."
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:30 AM
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"Latest weather at Vermouth? Did they move? Will their be HO betting today?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:31 AM
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"Why doesn't Steve get banned from The Padlock? Who is Steve???"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:31 AM
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"How can I get a parking ticket for Mamouth today?"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:32 AM
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" How many horses do I need to bet the pick 6?....6?????"
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Old 10-26-2007, 10:33 AM
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" What races will pick one betting be allowed on today?"
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