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08-18-2007, 02:29 AM
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#622
08-18-2007, 11:48 AM
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Hello.
Unlike the 7 Pillars of Stone on this board....I don't know someone who knows Mortimer. I know him myself.I am a very pretty girl...one of many he has. I wanted to say it is anther poster who wishes for this to hit 666...not Mortimer.That someone ( by the way..I know someone who knows this someone and they said he is a GROWN MAN! YES!!) is IC.....ad he is a railroad conductor in training. He's a semiconductor. IC is. Don't ya know.
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#623
08-18-2007, 07:57 PM
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Hi.
I'm SimpleSimonThePieMan....better known on the i-net as Stevie Bogs. Mortimer lets me use his screen name to come here as I am too lazy to register.I hope the ****** da hoss isn't around. I have looked things over and have come up with a TopTen Doorknob ranking.I also want to change yon Dellingers name to Stupid. Here is my list: 10.....Darden 9....A Rion 8....JaneMan 7....GroovesInsideHisHead 6....Mr.Lizzard...I mean Wizzard 5....Snarlin'Jim The Big Sissy 4....Diaper 3....Dispencer 2....HeadOfStone 1....Stupid I think theyall deserve a big round of applause. ---------------------------- note: I underestimated Yep..BentMahPud .I move him from 5th to second. I also change his name to HeadOfStone. Last edited by Mortimer : 08-18-2007 at 09:10 PM.
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#624
08-18-2007, 10:28 PM
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YOO-HOO!
Hi all...I'm AuntyCooby using Mortimers account here. I forgot mine. I'm just a little south of Ditzy.....LOL! I've been trying to follow along at home. The Panda doesn't think I do a very good job of that.That's OK...I just invite my detracters over for lunch. Is Diaper a crazy person...or what? What about this Stupid guy? How come women keep divorcing him? Saw Dispencer's picture.I sure wouldn't claim that is myspace. I'd call it sumwunelsesspace. Morty...you made fun of me and The Care-La as CWD's again!!!  But he's such a cutie-pie we just love him to death.You beasts here leave him alone.
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#625
08-19-2007, 02:31 AM
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as i lay on the floor doing my stretches (have fun with that morty!) i had a full scale riot going on around me as my ferrets were playing.
for some reason, this brought morty to mind. i don't know what my point in this post is, but it got me to thinking. what it got me to thinking about was that we really need to make a concerted effort to get pg1985 back on these boards and then we need to unleash him on morty. between pg's keen insights into the human mind and his devastatingly sarcastic wit, he would make minced meat pie out of ole' morty! i think he'd make his head implode, which would be an interesting event to witness. anyways, 5 more posts to go for # 666!! the number of the mortician.
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#627
08-19-2007, 12:57 PM
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Hello everyone.
I am The Carla-LaHO. UPS! I mean I am The Care-La. I am using Morty's account because I forgot AuntyCooby's. LOL! Oh well...but I am stopping by to also say how much I love my MortyKins.He is such a cutie-pie and you bad men who are also very ugly should just shut your big mouths. BURP. Oh...I'm sorry. I've been drinking double shots of whiskey with Coke all day. Hello Hossy! Hello Mr. Semiconductor.....by the way ..... r u and The Abominable Snowman the Riccola Bros?? HA! That was a good one. You people leave Morty alone or I will sic my mice on you.
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#630
08-19-2007, 01:26 PM
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I am CM Oreo. It beats being a Vanilla Wafer.
The Care-La gave me Morty's account. She gives me everything. I am her trained eunuch. But I noticed The Semiconducter was stretching at 2 AM. Doesn't he know that 's how Yep....BentMahPud bent his pud? Oh what do I know. I'll say anything no matter how goofy it sounds.....as long as The Care-La keeps me on a pedestal. I hate ploytrack.
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#631
08-19-2007, 04:58 PM
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Hi.
I'm Beelzebub. I chose to use Mortimers name,but could have used anyones.I did so because he is the only true predator here. The rest of you are weak sissy babies. I wanted to leave you a note. Did you know everyone in here talks about you behind your back? Everyone here hates everyone else. You all should do someting about that. You really should.
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#632
08-19-2007, 05:47 PM
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One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl Please look at me Punk rock girl What do you see? Let's travel round the world Just you and me punk rock girl I tapped her on the shoulder And said do you have a beau? She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know Punk rock girl Give me a chance Punk rock girl Let's go slam dance We'll dress like Minnie Pearl Just you and me punk rock girl We went to the Philly Pizza Company And ordered some hot tea The waitress said well no, we only have it iced So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox It it was "California Dreamin" So we started screamin On such a winter's day She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal Punk rock girl It makes no sense Punk rock girl Your dad is vice president Just like the Duke of Earl Yeah you're for me punk rock girl We went to a shopping mall And laughed at all the shoppers And security guards trailed us to a record shop We asked for Mojo Nixon They said he don't work here We said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin We got into her car away we started rollin I said how much you pay for this Said nothin man it's stolen Punk rock girl You look so wild Punk rock girl Let's have a child We'll name her Minnie Pearl Just you and me Eat fudge banana swirl Just you and me We'll travel round the world Just you and me Punk rock girl 
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#633
08-19-2007, 06:07 PM
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mst3k and you drive a bitchin camero? we have to talk.
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#634
08-19-2007, 06:13 PM
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it's like having Joe Cocker as your bellboy
http://www.torgo.org/torgo/ no camero stinkin' Lincoln Mark VIII still have my '67 Cougar though don't run but it will some day
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#635
08-19-2007, 07:30 PM
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love me two times, cause i've got aids.
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#637
08-19-2007, 08:15 PM
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I'm Andy Sirloin...I mean Serling.
And you're not. Too bad ain't it? Well everyone else is using Morty's name so I may as well,too.I am trying to reach him to get material for all of my fine programs,but to no avail. The good news is I destroyed 7 imbiciles today.  God I'm good.
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#639
08-20-2007, 09:52 AM
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