Name the next thread title in The Paddock - Page 37

Mortimer · #**721** 10-26-2007, 03:46 PM

"Where is Baffert!???????"

#**722** 10-26-2007, 03:46 PM

"Turns out it wasn't the Loch Ness Monster. It was Gary Sciacca"

Mortimer · #**723** 10-26-2007, 03:46 PM

"Who is Edgar Playdough?"

#**724** 10-26-2007, 03:47 PM

"Why isn't Dic Stuffer calling the races at Mamouth?"

Mortimer · #**725** 10-26-2007, 03:47 PM

" Are the horsies wearing mud flaps today? "

Mortimer · #**726** 10-26-2007, 03:48 PM

" I called the races already.They don't sell no rye bread...or horseradish."

Mortimer · #**727** 10-26-2007, 03:50 PM

" I draw circles around horseys I want to win in the program. What if I draw circles around 2 I want to box? Will it still work?"

Mortimer · #**728** 10-26-2007, 03:52 PM

"When does the first AD race start at Monomooth?"

Mortimer · #**729** 10-26-2007, 03:53 PM

"Why don't they ever let the Riccola Bros. blow their horns for big races? Who is that same funny man always blowing his? It's not fair."

Mortimer · #**730** 10-26-2007, 03:54 PM

'Why did Erin go bra????? Didn't she wear one before? Why not? Who is Erin?""

Mortimer · #**731** 10-26-2007, 03:55 PM

"Who is Andy? Why does everyone ask him stupid questions?"

Mortimer · #**732** 10-26-2007, 03:56 PM

" Can someone help me with my scratches?"

#**733** 10-26-2007, 03:56 PM

"Is Discreet Cat a spy for Al-Qaeda?"

#**734** 10-26-2007, 03:58 PM

"My mom told me to wear a London Fog to Mamouth tomorrow. How am I going to get fog from London on such short notice?"

Mortimer · #**735** 10-26-2007, 03:58 PM

"I wonder if Smokey Stover puts out stove fires."

Mortimer · #**736** 10-26-2007, 03:59 PM

" Is Pat Day riding Wait A While?"

#**737** 10-26-2007, 04:01 PM

"It will take an act of God to beat Preachin Man in the Juvy Turf"

#**738** 10-26-2007, 04:02 PM

"What is Ted Danson doing in a horse race?"

Mortimer · #**739** 10-26-2007, 04:03 PM

" Why do people jump in the garbage cans at the race track?"

Mortimer · #**740** 10-26-2007, 04:05 PM

" Why are 2 men in the paddock at Vermouth getting in a Cannonball suit?"