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Old 10-21-2008, 05:22 PM
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Old 11-13-2008, 03:55 AM
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Old 11-15-2008, 05:55 AM
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F... YOU!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Old 11-15-2008, 01:56 PM
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How Do You Get The Pictures To Fit Here? Says File To Big? Please Help With Your Comments.
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Old 11-15-2008, 03:08 PM
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How Do You Get The Pictures To Fit Here? Says File To Big? Please Help With Your Comments.
Download your pics to photobucket first
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:18 PM
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i did, now i dont know how to post it. sorry, i just know how to bet.
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:19 PM
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:27 PM
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underneath each of your pics on Photobucket there should/will be an IMG link....click on it to copy it.....or hi-light it to copy it...then paste it into your post here on DT....


IMG Code


it will look something like this when you copy and paste it into your post here....[IMG*http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...plause1gif.gif*/IMG]

I had to delete a couple of the square brackets where the *'s are to keep the image from showing

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Old 11-15-2008, 05:05 PM
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http://s448.photobucket.com/albums/qq204/onebadbeast/


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Old 11-15-2008, 06:44 PM
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you are close.... but you have to paste the IMG Code into your post.... not the html code

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Old 12-01-2008, 12:17 AM
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I've been on a very strict diet/training/tanning regimen.

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Old 12-01-2008, 12:50 AM
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tttfffttt... Which ones you?!! LMAO
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:58 AM
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Left.

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Old 12-01-2008, 01:02 AM
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OH MY GOD!

A little too much time in the "faker baker" there buddy!!
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:05 AM
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Old 12-02-2008, 12:17 PM
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Evidence of someone mating with a peacock.
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:27 AM
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Gotta love them old theaters

Too few and far between now days......
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Was that taken in 1884?
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