Derby Trail Forums

Go Back   Derby Trail Forums > Esoteric Central
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #741  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:06 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"I hear there is a Talent Search at Mamouth. Is Paula Abdul going to be there?"
Reply With Quote
  #742  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:11 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" I think I should start heading for Moomouse.How far is that from Ohio? Where is it again? What happened to Connecticut? What races are there again? I want to get Bafferts phonograph for my track records."
Reply With Quote
  #743  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:21 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"It must be very wet there. I hope people brought their shell phones."
Reply With Quote
  #744  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:37 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"If you're at Vermouth and have an umbrella then share it. Kelp your neighbor."
Reply With Quote
  #745  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:38 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"I'm sure peanut butter and jellyfish are on the Mamouth menu today."
Reply With Quote
  #746  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:39 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"Don't listen if a trout comes up to you at Mamouth."
Reply With Quote
  #747  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:40 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

" I gotta go.

Best fishes,
mdf."
Reply With Quote
  #748  
Old 10-26-2007, 04:43 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"Hear we go!!"
Reply With Quote
  #749  
Old 10-27-2007, 10:24 AM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

I would like to addrress the sliming from Mr. Trayson earlier in this thread.It seems to me..if I recall correctly...that several people here expressed chagrin over what seemed to be the end of this thread. Dannie-Poo was one of them ( Ya still owe me a felatio-poo,Dannie). So I and a few others try and keep it going...and what happens? I get slimed. Did the few others get slimed?

No.



But I did....right?




Right.




So...my "GOOD" friend.... Mr. Mayson-----thank you SO much for taking your personal time to express to EVERYONE here your petty opinion about how miserably I was performing.

You people can find yourself another whipping boy....don't look at me for help in the future.
Reply With Quote
  #750  
Old 10-27-2007, 12:20 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

"What does Log Out Mortimer mean??"
Reply With Quote
  #751  
Old 10-27-2007, 06:20 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"The good guys won today!! Yee haw!!"
Reply With Quote
  #752  
Old 10-27-2007, 06:22 PM
Rileyoriley's Avatar
Rileyoriley Rileyoriley is offline
Arlington Park
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: The Snowy Woods
Posts: 4,484
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
"What does Log Out Mortimer mean??"
It means your zipper is down Morty.
Reply With Quote
  #753  
Old 10-27-2007, 06:26 PM
Payson Dave's Avatar
Payson Dave Payson Dave is offline
The Curragh
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 2,647
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
I would like to addrress the sliming from Mr. Trayson earlier in this thread.It seems to me..if I recall correctly...that several people here expressed chagrin over what seemed to be the end of this thread. Dannie-Poo was one of them ( Ya still owe me a felatio-poo,Dannie). So I and a few others try and keep it going...and what happens? I get slimed. Did the few others get slimed?

No.



But I did....right?




Right.




So...my "GOOD" friend.... Mr. Mayson-----thank you SO much for taking your personal time to express to EVERYONE here your petty opinion about how miserably I was performing.

You people can find yourself another whipping boy....don't look at me for help in the future.
Morty,
Are you serious??? twas not my intention to seriously slime ya....sorry if ya took it that way...You know I admire your work...the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Reply With Quote
  #754  
Old 10-27-2007, 06:31 PM
Danzig Danzig is offline
Dee Tee Stables
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The Natural State
Posts: 29,939
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
It means your zipper is down Morty.
good one!!
__________________
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Abraham Lincoln
Reply With Quote
  #755  
Old 10-27-2007, 07:05 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Morty,
Are you serious??? twas not my intention to seriously slime ya....sorry if ya took it that way...You know I admire your work...the good, the bad, and the ugly.


No.
Reply With Quote
  #756  
Old 10-27-2007, 07:06 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
It means your zipper is down Morty.


I cannot belief the filthy minds around here.





I'm putting you on ignore ma'am.
Reply With Quote
  #757  
Old 10-27-2007, 07:08 PM
Mortimer's Avatar
Mortimer Mortimer is offline
Thistley Downs
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 21,864
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Danzig
good one!!
Oh shucky darn...thanks.





I didn't know you had seen my log ,too.
Reply With Quote
  #758  
Old 10-27-2007, 07:10 PM
Payson Dave's Avatar
Payson Dave Payson Dave is offline
The Curragh
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 2,647
Default

Deb O Deb....seems someone is having an off day this evening....was probably a bad day for the ZC's
Reply With Quote
  #759  
Old 10-27-2007, 07:38 PM
Coach Pants
 
Posts: n/a
Default

"I killed it today!!"
Reply With Quote
  #760  
Old 10-27-2007, 07:56 PM
Danzig Danzig is offline
Dee Tee Stables
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: The Natural State
Posts: 29,939
Default

"Now that I know everything that happened, I'll say how everything should have been done. Who should have been bet, who should, or should not, have run"

'oh, and i'll be one hundred percent right'.



i swear some people must have cheat sheets on how to turn on the 'puter.
__________________
Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Abraham Lincoln
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:44 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.