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Old 07-03-2008, 06:07 PM
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you lost me at Sighty-poo came to the 2008 edition of Sara's Toga with her attorney friend

why would she have a friend that was a lawyer?
If this is true...you spend a night in the box.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:10 PM
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My work is beautiful...is it not?



I await my public.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:25 PM
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My fine work brings NT Heretics...back to life.
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:27 PM
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Debbie-poo..........your next.





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Old 07-03-2008, 06:32 PM
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It truly was fine work. I give it OOOOO.5555 Stevies. And OOOOOOOOOO 's.

ror!!



What's with the 's??
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:33 PM
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Oh Franny-poo!



Can Mr. Harlequin match this?
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Old 07-03-2008, 06:50 PM
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If this is true...you spend a night in the box.

OK..I went back and substituted Gynecologist for Attorney...now I get it.

This is a masterpiece and should be turned into a movie.

Morte I think your part should be played by either Brad Pitt or Aqualung.
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:13 PM
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No one can be me.



Now..I strongly suggest those of you finding yourself in utter outrage...please complain to management.

Do it smartly now.
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:19 PM
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No one can be me.



Now..I strongly suggest those of you finding yourself in utter outrage...please complain to management.

Do it smartly now.

OK....what about the HO's I mean MILF's in your story?
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:21 PM
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Oh sure..they can complain,too.






But ah bet they won't.

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Old 07-03-2008, 07:24 PM
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Old 07-03-2008, 07:51 PM
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and no small bit part for me? OK, that's what she said...

But anywho, you bring in all these amatures and me, nada.

Have your agent call my agent, or even better meet me in the cah sol tonight and you can meet my agent.

The creepy crawler..

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Old 07-03-2008, 07:58 PM
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More complaints.






All I get is complaints and 's.

You people have no appreciation for Fantasy Love with MORTE' .
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:08 PM
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Do you realize that you can now probably never run for President...they would destroy you with this......

Spyder & I still have a chance.....
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:14 PM
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Are you insane?


This is exaclty the sort of thing that will win me the election in a landslide!
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:16 PM
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Vote for MORTE'.


He will give it to you straight...and never let you down.






He has an excellent Joint Chief of Staff.
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:19 PM
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See! I knew this was a soap opera! Although you could have thrown in Barnabas Collins since this takes place in a CAH-SOL.



Overall it was good UNTIL you got up and pumped your muscles. Alittle too much ego there. I give it 1 1/2 woody's up.
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:23 PM
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See! I knew this was a soap opera! Although you could have thrown in Barnabas Collins since this takes place in a CAH-SOL.



Overall it was good UNTIL you got up and pumped your muscles. Alittle too much ego there. I give it 1 1/2 woody's up.

That's a very good point...it was a bit...gay.....not there is anything wrong with it if that is your sexual perversion.
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:40 PM
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See! I knew this was a soap opera! Although you could have thrown in Barnabas Collins since this takes place in a CAH-SOL.



Overall it was good UNTIL you got up and pumped your muscles. Alittle too much ego there. I give it 1 1/2 woody's up.
ror!...WHAT!!?..fr&l-a!...GOOD??...It was masterful.
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Old 07-03-2008, 08:41 PM
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That's a very good point...it was a bit...gay.....not there is anything wrong with it if that is your sexual perversion.
^^ Another jealous co conspirator.
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