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12-22-2014, 08:11 PM
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A post it note from ~ Clyde
================================================== ===== Medium Rare Flog is back. I wish he'd get rare. He might consider being amusing,too. I do know this feller.He's an 8th grade Field Trip Teacher/Tour Guide ,primarily instructing Artesian Wells.Some day ,they may allow him to teach humans.As a youngster he wore led shoes and grew a dense crew cut as it was his aspiration to become a pencil. Oddly enough,he's a born again reincarnate. We once were friends,until he joined Hari Krishna. They ruined someone who would have made a great pencil. Sal Monpatti would enjoy taking a shot in tomorrows 6th at The Mahonings Ten Cents A Ride or Ride ALL DAY for only One Dollar : HO's....whoa!!...I meant horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#1,Starship Streaker Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #3,Lady Panther Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#4,Lonnie Bell Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#5,DogTooth Violet Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#8,Amazing Light I got and have mailed the leaders of ISIS and Taliban each a copy of The Satanic Verses for Merry Christmas!! They are going to be so surprised! "Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be." -Baron Fronkenshtein “Live everyday like it’s your last day on earth” and who wrote that one? Why....– Unknown!! Is that contrast,or what? “Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, What’s in it for me?” – Former Egyptian Pharaoh,Barack Obama “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' ” -PT Barnum “The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” -The Giant,Goliath “Don’t be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone..” -No. 1 Michigan Vulvarenes Fan ( anonymous) STICKY MUSIC!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSy...=RDsNSygqogpls NON STICKY MUSIC!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdumHkqvF-U A barber's pole makes more sense than GenuineCrazyLady. And I think Daffy Danny IS a barber's pole! Yow. Anyone catch The Futility at Lost Alamitos? Hiring Line,Duodenum and Mrs. Z in a near 3 way dead heat.You can scratch all 3 from serious derby contention.Keep this in mind.And don't think this all points to baffert's horsey-----Barrack Obama, because it most certainly does not. Time to jump into the Starship!! UP ,UP AND AWAAAAAY!!
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12-23-2014, 06:15 PM
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A Festivus note from ~ Clyde
================================================== ========= 'Tis the time to be jolly....aye? Why? Why is this the time to be jolly and no other time warrants jolliness? Are you "jolly" over Jesus' birth or is it the trappings of Santa Clausness? I think;the latter.For one,Jesus was not born December 25 but on February 29.The main reason,though,is whether or not you believe in Santa Claus----many,many of you do not believe in Jesus.The edge Santa does have here is he brings presents.....and God knows we are a very selfish bunch. There's also the enormous amounts of alcyhol consumed during this holiday period.Lots of fucl<ing is happening too.Mostly by married couples who are really into the spirit of receiving jolliness.This Giddy Period has nothing to do with the celebration of Jesus' birth and everything to do with playing out Casino. It's amazing to me the Easter Bunny doesn't get a cameo appearance during the Giddy Period.He's another fun guy having nothing to do with the holiday he stole from Jesus (the one in reverent celebration of his resurrection). Do you begin to see this? The two biggest religious holidays of the year( for Christians,of course.....hey! they do it best!) in recognizing the birth and reanimation of Jesus and what do we do? We declare it's a time to get your jollies,spend tons of money,inhale alcyhol,screw other married people----and later we will give huge amounts of chocolate supplied by the giant bunny and hide boiled eggs we have disfigured! Is thus nuts,or what? I'm not a googlie.I do not believe in the Bible. But MAN!! This is insane. See it's hypocrisy;feel it's sacrilege. Celebrate reality. Realize what a dork baffert is.Can his bulbous jowls get any more chipmunky?Let us not pay homage to false gods.Let us ,if we believe they really exist...put out a Hunt&Kill on Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny for they are only shills and puppets of the Corporate HO's.They both sold out Jesus in succumbing to an admirable crossing of their palms. Do not be jolly:Be cynical. And anti prodigal. And logical. STICKY MUSIC!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQfjIw3mivc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfApBz4_XQk
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12-23-2014, 07:37 PM
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======================================= ....uh.....I have borrowed from a friend of mine,one of their imaginaries . I hope this flies. Teryka would like to select for tomorrow's 5th race at Camarero's Heathen Downs: Horse I'd Most Like to Find in my Stocking-#10,Tito Discount Horse that actually likes fruitcake- #!! Soy Guayacan Horse that really wanted to be a reindeer-#5,Hipocrates Horse that really wanted to be a dentist-#2,Incentivo Horse that drank too much eggnog and will have trouble finding the finish line-#6,Inspector
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12-23-2014, 09:57 PM
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12-23-2014, 09:58 PM
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Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60 Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40 Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60 Rileyoriley-$22.80 Sighty-$194 Herky-0 MMSC-0 Sal Monpatti-$31.40
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12-26-2014, 09:52 AM
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12-26-2014, 09:53 AM
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Arletta-$34 Alan-$8.90 TMW-0 Miss Longerie-$470.60-WINNAH!!!   Mr. Espar Igus-$20.40 Mr. Otto Bodyman$8.60 Rileyoriley-$22.80 Sighty-$194 Herky-0 MMSC-0 Sal Monpatti-$31.40 Teryka-$10.40
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12-26-2014, 09:33 PM
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A Night cap from ~ Clyde
================================================== ====================== Well ya know....it's time to congratulate one of the personalities of that Management Bitch----Deb-O-Deb. She really destroyed the field with her Miss Longerie's picks. Personally,having spent more than a night or two with Longerie....I can say:If you think her picks are hot,you should see her dance to Bull Frog Blues. Anyhoo,could Medium Rare Flog now be Well Done? It is unclear as of this typing.I do have one message for him: Shut up Bogs. Uh.... have you noticed the "lost" overhead view of the BCC start ,in the Padlock.Are there some kind of new findings to be gained? Ya got me.Maybe it's an embarrassingly awful attempt at influencing the Eclipse voters?? Ah dunno. Speaking of Shared Belief's mugging----he did win that Malibu thing today.Of course, there was no steward's holding things up after the race by calling for a "bafferty".I was plumply pleased to see baffert's come in 3,4....and last. HA-HA!! Are you going to die in 2015? r u shore? I know I'm shore not shore that I won't. In fact,I probably will.(STOP THAT APPLAUDING THIS INSTANT!!) But it's no big deal.baffert happens.Hey; SaliChrome, the poster here, is starting up again.Bad enough with his nincompoopence over at NA.Must we have to live through it here too?The guy is great for "woulda's" and "shoulda's" when it comes to California Aluminum.Next he'll be claiming CA could have won his first 6 races or so if only he'd have finished first.Just wait.The Jihad Scientist will be here soon....and then,youknowwho. Keep it real.....and give 'em steel.
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12-29-2014, 09:35 AM
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I wanted to thank you all for a great year of Clydevivor, and especially to our wonderful DebODeb for her generosity, time and humor.
 May 2015 be bettah for one and all!
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Will be more contests in 2015 but taking a break for awhile.
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A "Happy New Year!" From ~ Clyde
================================================== ========== If Bare Rog has gone south,then so must Cardvark. Fair Log has some pizazz, while Cardvark's an ass. Spare Hog could lose his wits and still beat Cardvark in a witty contest.Let's not even mention Alabama Mistakes.That's not corn rows;that's brain leakage. Is it me? I have found ....the longer my history;the shorter my future.It be what it be.Anyhoo,great having me back here.There really should be a final post in this thread and who better to final post than Mr. Finality himself----me.Torpedo Alley really sucks.That's the underground name of my neighborhood. Boy,you get revved up thinking your on the uptake.....and wham.There are more con artists and chippies than pro chartists and hippies.One can never let one's guard down in this Bohemian desert.It can be fatal.baffert wouldn't stand a chance here in Shell Game City.At the first sentence out of his mouth,he'd get whacked.But his horses would be treated so well.Oh they love their animals.I even bought and then donned a kangaroo costume and never had to buy a drink. But then neither did anyone else. They may like animals,but they're not stupid. I think Indian Malarkey and Cardvark are now in a witty contest. It's like the Mother of all Rain Delays. STICKY MUSIC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOAf-6Ses0
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Well said Clydiepookins.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL THE CLYDEVIVOR MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A cold winters night message from ~ Clyde
================================================== ========== Why,thank you Deborah Ann. You have always been so white with me. And may you have enjoyed nipple warmers on your Happy New Year....day.....party.....and such. Oh boy. Friends, when you have an important tax query;for Heaven's sakes don't ask an accountant or H&R Block.Post your question in the main forum of any ol' horsey board.Be smart. I'm thinking 11 degrees with winds gusting to 25 mile per hour will cause your skin to feel like it should have some sort of covering.Hands do not function well in this kind of weather.If you would like to know what type of covering for your hands is best.....post this question in the main forum of any horsey board.Preferably, that would be NoAdvantage's ADW room. What seems to be next on today's agenda? Oh. It's the case of Cardvark making his usual dopey replies.Stevie:Can't you get him back into NA? Think of it this way----you have a member here at NT whom NA didn't want.This is very embarrassing,no? Now I know I've been darted off every horsey board known,but it's been for intellectual supremacy and my absolute fearlessness in regard to posters who would enjoy killing me. Cardvark's just a dung beetle in a vapid fence post suit. Oh Steve, another thing.Can't you make a Girl's of NerdyTrail calender available to us? Think of the huge profit you're missing here.That's right.You could probably get $100 or more if the photos are done right.Just thayin'. "Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me" OOOOOOOOOO "In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular." ! "Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while." YA! "We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse." =:> "Life is a cement trampoline." !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!! STICKY-STICKY! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVpihgwE18 Is it not wonderful people carry on that admirable human tradition of killing people who do not agree with them ....in the name of and in worship of their god? I'm really digging that quote about billions of cells being us so whimsically.Why have we never worshiped a Cell God? Maybe it's like, the less cells the better.And in this case,He then be the Giant Amoeba! At the very least we could better understand the Giant Bunny. What are you all ever going to do without me? No need to answer. You are soon to find out. Now, I must go out and create an ice sculpture honoring that great Antarctican----Raymond Burr. Rock On!
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