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Hey Morty..
I bet you didn't know BentMuhPud, GnarlyTonJim, and GenuineCrazyLady had a band, didja? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc |
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Let's end it this PM with this one..this is greaaaat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Xf0N9Juko |
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it's down to the two boyfriends now. what did you do with dahoss?
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BentMuhPud's posts are a ripoff of 50 cent songs.
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Morty, your powers failed!
Awful results for me this evening............ In shock. Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed! Move on people, nothing to see here.
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ror! HEY! Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE! FUCl< IT! Just have fun with the rest of the day. What would GenuineCrazy....no!....How about necking with Dannie!!...how's that? |
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[quote=Mortimer]ror!
HEY! [b][color="Blue"] Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE! FUCl< IT! QUOTE]You still want a joke? |
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However, i did bet Milan, Valencia and Bremen.... singles, doubles and trables. OUCH!
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OK, Mort, here's your joke.
DaHoss, Mort and Pillow Pants are on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death. DaHoss said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly). Then Mort said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Pillow Pants fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then Pillow Pants said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now Pillow Pants was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?" Pillow Pants replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a condom!" Play on. |
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For you, that's probably going to be a top highlight of your year, if not your life. Congratulations. I'll be in Hialeah Friday. |
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What about a great seguey into tonight...how about DEB-RAH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8j-8oktTQ |
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OK..I deleted the nasty post...this is for fun purposes only..so let's have some. |
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ring-ring
Hello Who is this? How should I know!! click Hey doorman....call me a taxi. You're a taxi. Came 2 days early from a biz trip..sick of the wife..told the taxi guy to take me some place fun. He took me to my house. Guy came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in 5 days. I'm trying to help here......someone else say something funny. But not something funny. |
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