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Old 08-04-2008, 04:01 PM
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Ya just can't simulate the wrap around draw play with 6 inches...can't be done.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:03 PM
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Franny..what?....no flowers for me today?
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:06 PM
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Believe me..the extry length is of great benefit when attempting to simulate yo-yo tricks with a girl....and such.


true that Morty...


Well the small ones are gross enough, the big ones are even more nasty. I just stick with vajayjay... size dont matter! LOL
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:07 PM
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Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:13 PM
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Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans

LOL Can I put my Titola between your tits please?? says the Catalanian!
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:14 PM
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The French have a lot of names for penis's cause they are all dicks
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:29 PM
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5 kilometers.
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:37 PM
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The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??
How many pies and woodies did she earn?
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:39 PM
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hmmmmmmmm........
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:47 PM
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5 kilometers.
So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:53 PM
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So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm dyin to oogle it.....

ftfy
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Old 08-04-2008, 04:53 PM
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So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....
I think it;s like 3 miles or something
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:03 PM
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But really, I think I would be very afraid of that if it's 3 miles long....

Psssstttt, I think he lied!!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:07 PM
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5000 meters ~ 195000 inches....yeah he may have stretched truth (or the pud) a bit there
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:21 PM
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I've been squirting mine with mineral water.......2 3/16 of an inch.
I'm just getting caught up and figured I'd start here as i didn't realize today was a holiday.

Happy Pud Day everyone.
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:23 PM
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Dang! Pud Day!! And I don't have anyone to celebrate it with
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Old 08-04-2008, 05:28 PM
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I'm just getting caught up and figured I'd start here as i didn't realize today was a holiday.

Happy Pud Day everyone.
Well it's been more than pud day...there has also been a very serious debate earlier today, that almost got ugly, on the naming of vajayjays, feel free to chime in....
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Old 08-04-2008, 06:02 PM
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So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....
About 3.10 miles depending on arousal.
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Old 08-04-2008, 08:43 PM
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About 3.10 miles depending on arousal.
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Old 08-04-2008, 09:20 PM
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