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Old 12-17-2008, 03:49 PM
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Steve won't be having me on today,either, as his high powered line up of guests are:



Bob the Cabbie

Vicki"Hot" Walker

A dead person

Barney Rubble

An apple

An ice cube

Riki Lake

Erie Lake

Mr. Ed

and The Joke of the Day-----OinkMan

* Plus *


Bob the Builder

Johnny Walker and his brothers..... Black & Red

The ghost of Man O' War

Spacely Sprocket

Kumquat

Dry Ice

Land O' Lakes

Arnold the Pig

and the Mystery Photo of the Day.....


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Old 12-17-2008, 03:55 PM
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Zoo-key-knee!!!!

lol and here I was thinking "what does a zoo, a key, and a knee have to do with one anyother?"

LOL I am blonde thats for sure.
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:06 PM
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lol and here I was thinking "what does a zoo, a key, and a knee have to do with one anyother?"

LOL I am blonde thats for sure.


I'm sorry,honey....someI'mthing.
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:20 PM
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I need to catch some zzZzzZzZZZzz's

*fires up winamp*

*pastes url*
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:28 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:40 PM
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:51 PM
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The encore was worth the wait. Fine work again. But your Cipher is a chalk eater.
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Old 12-17-2008, 05:53 PM
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The encore was worth the wait. Fine work again. But your Cipher is a chalk eater.

That has absolutley nothing to do with it.



Odds have nothing to do with it.

The poeple from The Land With No Eyes know this.



Give me a race and track and date.....let's see if there's a good one there.










Oh...kiss-kiss.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:02 PM
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May I remind you Mr. Serling used one and it paid out rather well.
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Old 12-17-2008, 06:20 PM
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Tampa tomorrow...#7..BugattiBlue.



If he doesn't win----I will leave.
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:05 PM
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* Plus *



and the Mystery Photo of the Day.....[/color][/b]

A phone man would realize that this is the first pole of the 11 lead, with a nail missing. Absolutely no mystery. Try again.
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Old 12-17-2008, 07:06 PM
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Tampa tomorrow...#7..BugattiBlue.



If he doesn't win----I will leave.
There is no truth to either of these statements.
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:57 AM
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Morty,

I'm trying to plan my day.

Will you be on Steve's radio show today?
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:02 AM
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There is no truth to either of these statements.
Maybe they both are.
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Old 12-18-2008, 09:05 AM
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Morty,

I'm trying to plan my day.

Will you be on Steve's radio show today?

Thanks,Zeke.

But like all big stars..am receiving death threats should I call in again.











Most of them are from Steve.




The rest are from KC.
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