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He is shooting for the stars today.....
Nevada plus 8, $100 Oklahoma City minus 5, $100 Miami Heat minus 6, $100 Bucks minus 6, $100 Virginia Tech minus 4.5, $200 Moorehead STATE, PLUS 1.5, $300, SAYS THIS IS HIS GAME OF THE DAY????? What does everyone think, I would like to see him get crippled today, but who knows. Hes betting against 2 NBA teams coming off an overtime game last night, he might be ok in those. 
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03-22-2010, 06:40 PM
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03-22-2010, 07:10 PM
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Moorehead St is rolling FML
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03-22-2010, 07:43 PM
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Thankfully the hotel was very close to where I live. Mrs. Math (who looked absolutely dynamite) and I showed up at the hotel no knowing what to expect. We walk past a wedding party taking pictures outside. I notice a couple of stray decent looking women, but the rest of them were the type that would most likely be tagged and released in the wild. There were dudes with them, so we walked right past them in to the hotel. Find my old man who introduces me to some 2nd cousins and so on (I really couldn't give a damn, good chance I don't ever see them again). The brides come in both wearing white (looks like a blizzard, no lightweights here). Actually it might be the best I have ever seen my cousin look (obviously one of the lesbians). We go in the room where the ceremony is going to take place. It happens to be where the bar is set up. Unfortunately my attempts to get beer for the wedding gets denied. Hey lucky us, great seats 2nd row, very far away from the bar. They start the music (Elton John, yeah there's a F'n suprise  ), let the freak show begin. A couple of very cute kids, leads in to what had to be the worst looking wedding party I have seen in my life. They are so beat, that I'm thinking that they must all live somewhere near Chernobal. Did I mention that the happy couple met at K-Mart {seriously, I can't make this s.hit up})? About half the wedding party is like a doughnut away 4 bills. As far as the other ones go, the guys is wall-eyed and the other girl (who is no lightweight either) is rocking a big tatoo over her chest because the dress doesn't cover it. Oh s.hit I realize that these are the people that were outside, minus the good looking ones.The ceremony was a sham, plus I don't even think it's legal in Jersey. I think to myself that I might have to do this s.hit again if they legalize it in Jersey. I notice that I'm getting some dirty looks from people who realize that I'm surfing the internet on my phone (but I was just looking for results of the Florida derby, who could blame me?) All of a sudden I hear my name called and all my cousins and I have to go up to the front of the room for some stupid thing with sand art. Yes sand art. Back at the chairs Mrs. Math leans in and asks me to look at the extremely large woman member of the wedding party sitting about 5-7 feet away from us. She asks me if what she is seeing is the womans partners arm on her back or is it the womans actually back leaking out of the back of her dress. Guess what? It was her freaking back busting out and over the dress. It looked like a 12 pound slab of bacon. Hence we proceeded to call her bacon for the rest of the evening. It was pretty repulsing. Finally the ceremony comes to a close with the two brides making out in the front of the room. I'm just thinking to myself, that I get invited to a lesbian wedding and it's the two ugliest lesbos in the whole gay community. Not only that there isn't a looker in the whole damn room! Oh God I think to myself, please open the damn bar. I have to put the boys to bed, I will try to post part two later.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" Last edited by MaTH716 : 03-22-2010 at 07:57 PM.
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03-22-2010, 08:13 PM
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hes 1-0 tonight up 100 and Va Tech is now rolling for him.
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03-22-2010, 09:51 PM
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Why are you making fun of fat people? How did you know the wedding party?
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03-22-2010, 10:28 PM
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joe - you know if you are charging him juice you can go to jail
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03-22-2010, 10:29 PM
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03-22-2010, 10:48 PM
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03-22-2010, 10:54 PM
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Not making fun of fat people (ok maybe a little bit), but just stating the facts for the people playing at home. Sorry, I didn't know anyone is the wedding party, except for the bride and gro....I mean bride.
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03-22-2010, 11:44 PM
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03-23-2010, 02:10 AM
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03-23-2010, 09:16 AM
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LOL Math... unfortunatley I completely understand (hence why I like straight women).
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03-23-2010, 10:40 AM
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He ended the week, MInuS $1,080
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