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Old 09-04-2006, 09:57 PM
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i Thing You Guys Need To Be Gelded!
Spyder!!!
You got me thinking.
Can we set up a jello pit next to the Secretariat statue?
We can make a fortune if you know how to promote this one.
Backers can pm me. I'll handle the money, even tell you my pay pal.
Deposits only.
Bring on the jello!
Does anybody know a "ring girl" or two, or three?
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Old 09-04-2006, 09:58 PM
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Do Dutrow and his crew get in a lot of rumbles like on The Outsiders?

Who would be the "soc" and who would be the "greasers" in this one?

I hope TVG shows it.
this is the funniest post i have ever read on here.

I think Dutrow would have to be Darry. Maybe Oracle could be Soda pop.
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Old 09-04-2006, 09:58 PM
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this place is the best. i need a drink.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:00 PM
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She is pretty hot. Have you seen her lately? I wonder if she has kept it up.

Last I saw her was in that movie Stand Tall??? with The Rock...

either way....Elizabeth could love me if she got to know me....
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:00 PM
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this place is the best. i need a drink.

there is a shock....you need a drink like I need another bet today
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:01 PM
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And who can forget his fine work in "Soul Man?" Overlooked for an Oscar, I tell ya. Hee hee hee.

Sorry about the fall from Buck! Fall or toss, which was it?

Fall. Going over a triple at the canter for the first time. First two jumps were awesome. Last one Buck took LONG and I mean so long he could have put another stride in, but decided to jump it. I lost my balance after we got over it and pulled on the reins to the opposite side of which I was falling so Buck turned that way. I even shouted to my trainer "I'M GOING!" I flew off and landed on my hip and shoulder then kinda rolled over onto all fours. I am fine though. Just sore in the shoulders and back. Buck just stopped and looked down at me as if asking "ya OK?" When my trainer walked up he looked at her like "I didn't do it". I couldn't breathe, but I found the whole thing funny. I really wish I knew what was going through Buck's head at that moment.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:03 PM
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Default I figured it out!
OK, I've got it! Nostradamus and Oracle are actually identical twin brothers that were seperated at birth. There mother because of a bad racing accident lost one of her breasts and when she tried to feed them they started fighting so bad she traded them for a two year old in training.

They actually look exactly the same and have the same thoughts.

I can't wait until they meet. Oh yea, they are also both midgets.

The movie of their life will be out next year.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:05 PM
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OK, I've got it! Nostradamus and Oracle are actually identical twin brothers that were seperated at birth. There mother because of a bad racing accident lost one of her breasts and when she tried to feed them they started fighting so bad she traded them for a two year old in training.

They actually look exactly the same and have the same thoughts.

I can't wait until they meet. Oh yea, they are also both midgets.

The movie of their life will be out next year.
With Elizabeth Shue playing their mother. Kev will be there opening night.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:05 PM
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and peacemaking breaks out...
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:06 PM
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With Elizabeth Shue playing their mother. Kev will be there opening night.

Give me 3 1/2 minutes.....maybe even 4....she will be wanting to marry a brotha
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:09 PM
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This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:10 PM
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i was sooooo in love with his girlfriend in karate kid. i even practiced beating up that stupid idiot blonde hair dude who kept picking on him in the movie. i had a poster in my room with her on it, oh my goodness gracious. brings back memories. i need to rent that movie again.

i can be such a lush at times
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
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This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?
DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
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Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:11 PM
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This is by far the best thread that has shown up here in quite a while.
I'm rolling on the floor!

Now, seriously...

Who has the brother that's the tobacco farmer.
Do I hear "tag team jello-cage-match"???

Anybody giving odds or do I have to go to a private book?
Is this Vegas bound?

My second cousin is in the costume trade. He'll get us good deals on tank tops and speedos. What color Nostradamus? Mike, a yankee logo on yours?
wayne i am rollin. by the way is stevie ok?
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:12 PM
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i can be such a lush at times...



Only on days that end in the letter Y Curt.....
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:14 PM
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DTS, can you give them catchy nicknames?
Dala,
My guess is that they've already picked them,but if they want to make any changes, they'll have to let me know before I get the posters printed.
You sound interested, Dala.
Do you want to pm me so I can tell you how to invest in this opportunity?
Pay pal is for deposits only.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:16 PM
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Oracle -220 v. +200 Nostradamus

Oracle pickem v. Nos+his mystery brother
I'll take Nostradamus being that this is in his backyard and i love a home dog.

How about this line:

Oracle+dutrow+mystery dutrow lackey pickem VS. Nostramus+albertrani+mystery brother

In a no holds barred tickle fight.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:18 PM
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In a no holds barred tickle fight.
Tickle fights are cruel. I made my sister pee in her pants.
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:22 PM
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How about the whole experimental Nostra group vs a pack of girl scouts?
girl scouts -330
nostra experimental group + 350
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