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Old 10-10-2006, 03:17 PM
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I'm doing ok. Got a bit of the sniffles but other than that i'm coo.
the sniffles, huh? you're like a big pile of estrogen. lol
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:17 PM
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she has NO clue about him being gay let alone getting hitched! i'll never forget her leaning in during mass and asking me and him about a guy with eye liner sitting next her.... "what side do you think his bread is buttered on?"
HOLY S HIT, that is funny... she might stand up and object at the wedding!
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:18 PM
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the sniffles, huh? you're like a big pile of estrogen. lol
You should see me on the heavy flow days.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:18 PM
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She may just not show up to the wedding.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:18 PM
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we'll just threaten to put her back in "the home".
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:19 PM
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She may just not show up to the wedding.
the shriveled up ol gecko wouldnt miss causing trouble for the world! she's a bubble on the butt of humanity... and im not exagerrating. but i do love her more than cookies.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:21 PM
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I'm sure she'll have a gay ol' time.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:25 PM
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Yeah, I doubt it. She suffered a stroke a few years ago that left her totally annoying and emabarassing. She doesnt have an "edit" function in her head. What she thinks is blurted out.

Kinda like the time she asked my father (who's cuban) how much he enjoyed growing up in Haiti. His response was "Do I look black to you? I came over from Cuba when I was 3"... she responded with "Different island same people... you're all raft rats to me". Yeah. LOVE HER!
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:25 PM
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I should mention that was said infront of two of business partners and a sitting senator. No joke.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:26 PM
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Yeah, I doubt it. She suffered a stroke a few years ago that left her totally annoying and emabarassing. She doesnt have an "edit" function in her head. What she thinks is blurted out.

Kinda like the time she asked my father (who's cuban) how much he enjoyed growing up in Haiti. His response was "Do I look black to you? I came over from Cuba when I was 3"... she responded with "Different island same people... you're all raft rats to me". Yeah. LOVE HER!
LMFAO!!! OMG!!! Seriously though, dude... be glad you've got grandparents. Mine have been dead for a long time and I miss them.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:27 PM
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LMFAO!!! OMG!!! Seriously though, dude... be glad you've got grandparents. Mine have been dead for a long time and I miss them.
I have her and another with alzheimers. Yeah, im looking forward to getting old! lol
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:29 PM
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Yeah, I doubt it. She suffered a stroke a few years ago that left her totally annoying and emabarassing. She doesnt have an "edit" function in her head. What she thinks is blurted out.

Kinda like the time she asked my father (who's cuban) how much he enjoyed growing up in Haiti. His response was "Do I look black to you? I came over from Cuba when I was 3"... she responded with "Different island same people... you're all raft rats to me". Yeah. LOVE HER!
Wow. Sounds like a good script for a movie.
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Old 10-10-2006, 03:30 PM
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I should mention that was said infront of two of business partners and a sitting senator. No joke.
Hahaha! Reminds me of the dinner scene in Wedding Crashers.
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:15 PM
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For the record, I am single and proud to be....just got outta 2-years of wearin' the leash...the choke chain is off and I'M FREE in Florida, mofos!!!
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:16 PM
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For the record, I am single and proud to be....just got outta 2-years of wearin' the leash...the choke chain is off and I'M FREE in Florida, mofos!!!
LMFAO!!! Jesustapdancingchrist... I about spit my drink out! HAHA!!!
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:33 PM
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did you know joel was single, jamie? i didnt. i thought he was taken. lol. but hey joel, if the collar fits, sit like a good bitch!
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:36 PM
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Wow, Balleto. Hilarious!!!
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:47 PM
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Jess,
I'd gladly pay you the cash, if I actually had any... my current trip to the Breeders Cup involves not having anywhere to stay or any tickets yet. I'll have to take a 14hr round bus trip from Chicago... should be a great weekend though!!
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:48 PM
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Jess,
I'd gladly pay you the cash, if I actually had any... my current trip to the Breeders Cup involves not having anywhere to stay or any tickets yet. I'll have to take a 14hr round bus trip from Chicago... should be a great weekend though!!

Brock, what's the collective feeling on Bernardini over there? How is he discussed?
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Old 10-10-2006, 05:50 PM
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You can stay at my place. I probably wont be in Louisville, Im going out of the country.
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