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Todays poim:
Thebby Thebby |
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I am embarrassed to do this...but have reached desperate stages.
My doctor,Dr.IdiotStick Marangello, has told me I need an emergency appendectomy ..but he doesn't like my appendix and refuses to remove it. So I need a donor. I need someone with a bad appendix to give to me...so that my doctor may replace mine.....and then he will remove yours....from me. Nya? Even if it's good....and you're willing...I will take it. Please...I don't have much time. |
#783
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I shed a tear.... |
#784
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Sometimes my beautiful mind even stumps me. |
#785
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Next time make it your head. |
#786
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I am putting likenesses of Count DeMonay and Headly Lamar here in SnowyWoods.
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#787
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Note To The Simple Minded Evil Creatures:
I see you knocked this rating down to 2 stars. Just like little urchins bust up pumpkins of honest homeowners at night...when it's dark. When all little spineless beasts can do their cowardly deeds. Last edited by Mortimer : 05-30-2008 at 02:33 PM. |
#788
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It's midnight on the oa-sis
And BentMahPud is chasing cam-els The terrified look on their fa-ces Means ani-mals........ ......are in trouble throughout the night!! ( guitar solo) I know his gig is disgrace-ful A fact known to all With fifty goats to attend him, they all send him Jump at his beck and call But you won't need him no more,goats Not with notype by your side And when BentMahPud catches a camel He's gonna get taken for a long ride Come on, Tro-jan Ca-mels are our friend And inside is Idi Ah-men Mr. Pud will be so sur-prised He is gonna be compro-mised It's midnight on the oa-sis Too bad that camel didn't got to bed Come on honey...take off your ankle brace-let And I'll tell you Pud is really Garvin Fred |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpQLmM0CcTI
I think this has to be here. Go right to about 2:43 or so. If you would like to hear it. If not.. ...well then fucl< you. |
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i feel so honored to have made one of your poems....will you be performing at the coffee shop tomorrow night?? |
#791
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Morty is performing all the time, you just have to follow along, sort of like follow the bouncing ball. Isn't it much more fun playing with Morty than playing against him Now come visit in my secret garden... Get ready to pounce morty...!!! |
#792
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rule-eng en leff-eng!! ror!!..... ..sohmbohdy hep me!! Oh mine God!....this girl is REALLY GOOD!! |
#793
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If only you would become trained prey--we would let you live and not fucl< with you. You see what happens to BentMahPud everytime he tries to engage here----don't you? You still have time. But it is ticking away. |
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Another week is behind us...and most of you will be doing idiot human tricks this weekend.
But the snow always falls in SnowyWoods.......his house may be in the village,though ( which I always thought was a strange name for a village....but oh well)......he still comes here to see the snow.......fill up in his woods.....and show their white glow. Last edited by Mortimer : 05-31-2008 at 08:08 PM. |
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What I'm trying to say is ...
...he's making a list....he's checking it twice.....trying to find out who's naughty or nice....... ........do I have to spell it out? |
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#797
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Well it's entirely possible your accusing my Mom of being a crack HO went over my head.
I'll give you that. |
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#799
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You're stuck in the GIC's....so stay there. Just leave SnowyWoods. This place isn't for you. |
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