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horseofcourse · #**781** 05-20-2011, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dalakhani

Just a question boys:

Does "america's team" have anyone in the minors that can hit a baseball? The big league squad certainly can't.

Their power hammers are laid up currently. They're playing their B team for awhile just to even things out a bit for the rest of MLB. When America's DH and goofy Grady are back pounding nails, it's business as usual.

Do you realize AMerica's team is 1-6 against Minny and Evil Sox which means they are 25-9 against non Minny and Chisox MLB teams?? What have you to say about that??

horseofcourse · #**782** 05-20-2011, 04:30 PM

Uh-oh, clyde, AMerica's DH officially on the DL. Valbuena back to Columbus (told you it would be quick!!), Frank Herrman Munster back up to replace Germano, and Ezequiel Carrera becomes America's newest rookie!! I guess he's a fast outfielder...maybe he too is like Grady and Brantley and throws like a 2nd grade girl as well. I'm next wating for Buck Buck to be DL'd as well. 3 games with Kentucky's team are next.

horseofcourse · #**783** 05-20-2011, 04:42 PM

YOu know what clyde, I'm now intrigued by this Carrera. He came from the Mariners for Russ Branyan. We have a long history of raping the seattle mariners. Omar vizquel, Asdrubal Cabrera, Sen Sen Chew were all simply straight thefts of that fine organization. This may just add to that fine legacy.

horseofcourse · #**784** 05-20-2011, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

YOu know what clyde, I'm now intrigued by this Carrera. He came from the Mariners for Russ Branyan. We have a long history of raping the seattle mariners. Omar vizquel, Asdrubal Cabrera, Sen Sen Chew were all simply straight thefts of that fine organization. This may just add to that fine legacy.

Nice clyde. Kid can fly. Acta pinch hits him for Duncan in tie game 2 outs in the 8th, man on third and the kid drag bunts him home for a hit. Dividends. See if C Perez can hold it, he's been pretty bad recently.

horseofcourse · #**785** 05-20-2011, 10:35 PM

Nothing like America's team. The B team holds it's own. Urns gets a hit and a run, duncan gets an rbi and Carrera gets a first MLB at bat game winning drag bunt hit. Kentucky's team goes down!

clyde · #**786** 05-20-2011, 11:18 PM

!!!!

A#1 Good Stuff,Mr. Course!!

I especially enjoyed "Kentucky's Team."

Am sure Dahla was coiled and ready to strike,but AMERICA'S TEAM happened......A-gain.

Sorry ,Baby....the bait will have to wait for another time....HC and I are high fiving once again.

Of course iit's beginning to be the norm for fans of AMERICA'S TEAM.

horseofcourse · #**787** 05-21-2011, 01:26 AM

Introducing Zeke from Cabin Creek....errr, Venezuela

...producing America's drag bunt.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/games/31...02139779949487

...unfortunately another of America's rookies got hurt. White can throw. He hurt his middle finger.

clyde · #**788** 05-21-2011, 12:47 PM

!!

AMERICA'S TEAM will develope another AMERICA'S rookie pitcher.

How's it goin' there,Dahler?

The Indians' hitting ain't sa hot.

Ah wonder how they keep winning?

gidgey-gidgey-goo!!

horseofcourse · #**789** 05-21-2011, 06:35 PM

don't worry Animal Kingdom, AMerica's team can win the TC perhaps.

clyde · #**790** 05-21-2011, 06:40 PM

!

Is Perez paid to create 9th inning drama?

If so....it's not enough.

horseofcourse · #**791** 05-21-2011, 09:35 PM

C Perez has been interesting, but he's 12 for 13 so I'll take that percentage I guess. I jinxed him posting how great he was. He's slipped quite a bit since that! How good has Tomlin been...9 starts, 9 quality starts. He's gone 5 plus every single one of his career starts. It's almost to the point where we almost have to start calling him America's pitcher. How good is Pastrami?? Wow. Deep bullpen. Zeke, then Buck Buck. Almost have to think it's Urns' turn tomorrow

Talbot is ready to come back. Perfect timing to take over for White. Staggering depth.

clyde · #**792** 05-21-2011, 09:43 PM

Yes..that is going a little far with Urns.

Just enjoying the ride while everyone else seethes at our high fiving.

I see the Red Sox are in first place.

Will be fun to take them down again.

horseofcourse · #**793** 05-22-2011, 04:05 PM

I guess they wanted to show dala they could still at times hit. Brantley---Droobie--Chew 10 for 12 with 9 rbi at the top of the order today. chew up to .250 now. droobie 2 long ones today. boy, he's good. (Urns hit a triple!! Poor Reds had to go visit AMerica's team)

clyde · #**794** 05-22-2011, 04:25 PM

Stellar work.

We have Judge Judy's son in relief for us now?????

The Dahlanater is mekin' copies----pretending not to notice.

high five!!

horseofcourse · #**795** 05-22-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

Stellar work.

We have Judge Judy's son in relief for us now?????

The Dahlanater is mekin' copies----pretending not to notice.

high five!!

Judy has two more days. Just place holding until Talbot takes over Wednesday. White out 3 months. that's a shame....kid has talent.

clyde · #**796** 05-22-2011, 08:36 PM

Great timing.

That's the way it goes with the Tribe,but they keep pulling rabbits out of hats...and I llllove magic.

Have to run...need to see what the Alex Jones groupie has to say now.

horseofcourse · #**797** 05-23-2011, 03:51 PM

there is quite frankly nothing on the planet worse than Boston Red Sock fans. They are the reason all these false rapture rumors started!! To say I merely hate the Boston Red Sock team would not be doing the word hate justice. Let's go America's team.

clyde · #**798** 05-23-2011, 04:54 PM

Indians make 'em war dance for Bosox...take many scalp.

clyde · #**799** 05-23-2011, 06:25 PM

The Boosox have offered to forfeit the 3 game series so as to avoid the actual physical flogging.

The Indians response......................."....uh,no....."

horseofcourse · #**800** 05-23-2011, 07:48 PM

The Red Sock owe everything to a drug addled guy who learned to hit in Cleveland. The get no championships this century without him.

Buck Buck hitting cleanup tonight!! It's America's team at it's best. The Red Sock probably pay their cleanup hitter a few hundred million. We pay ours the evening buffet.