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Old 07-04-2008, 09:56 PM
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maybe instead of flexing you could just pucker....
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:57 PM
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Well if I can't see myself what good does it do?
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:02 PM
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Just no muscle flexing, ok?
May I have a general description of your appearance?

It really would help me create more provocative scenes.
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:03 PM
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that is an interesting thought..it is kind of like if a bear sh*ts in the woods






















who cleans it up?
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:05 PM
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So...you do see what I'm saying.


Debbie left...she always does when I bore her.
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Old 07-04-2008, 10:49 PM
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So...you do see what I'm saying.

Debbie left...she always does when I bore her.

Yes...and it is freeeeeking me the f**k out
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Old 07-05-2008, 10:07 AM
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You may now enjoy looking at the world through your new predator eyes.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:42 AM
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MORTE' does Debbie has been cancelled.











I'm afraid.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:44 AM
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They are Thebbies.
I misunderstood you,Hossy.

Now I get it.





HIGHLY AMUSING!!
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:45 AM
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The girl does offer an eternal sourpuss countenance.
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Old 07-05-2008, 11:50 AM
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Yes..my select few friends...I know what you're thinking.






Does he have the requisite courage to do Care-la?

Ah wonder?
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Old 07-05-2008, 12:04 PM
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I'm getting a woody.

It's not for Care-la.




I dare not say who is responsible.

For I fear her....as well.
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Old 07-05-2008, 12:18 PM
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I bet you don't. Sissy.

rule-eng en stuff!!!



ror!!





























Oh ya??
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Old 07-05-2008, 02:39 PM
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Care-la watched intently as the magnetic man in the gray suit sat across from her at the publishers schmoozing par-tay.He unbuttoned his suit coat and her eyes immediately went to the enormous bulge in his pants.


Unless he was DirtyMorty...that was no ordinary rod he was packing.










And she was desperately seeking soothing.




Know what ahm sayin' ?
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:35 PM
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She's fainted...right?
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:40 PM
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No.



I'm draining this baby slowly----for every ounce that miserable pedestal head of hers weighs.
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:42 PM
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Good call. Hand salute.


ror!!




Thank you ,sir.

Respondent hand salute....


...snappy release.
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Old 07-05-2008, 04:29 PM
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But he paid no attention to her......a little hard to do since the gaggle of women who had swarmed him the moment he sat down were fighting for his up close attention. .

This ate at her belly....for one of them was AuntyCooby.





God did she hate her!!






A kept little snot who had nothing better to do than wear eye popping hats as well as design ones even more eye popping.

But yet there she was ....silently sneaking feels of his breath---up close.

While Care-la sat across the room like a poor little bumpkin.


Oh not really.....for in her mind she was already in a bedroom upstairs with this walking multiple volcano orgasm she only knew as....the man in the gray suit.

She was starting to quiver from her ravenous thoughts of self pleasure----oh she had men before.


Why the last one was jut 8 or 9 years ago when she was trying to sign up Walter Cronkite for her publisher.


But this man was no Walter Cronkite.








And so Care-la went to the lady's room to put on her 7 inch eye lashes.
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Old 07-05-2008, 04:49 PM
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She finished putting on the eye lashes all the while only thinking of sitting on the man in the gray suit....leaning her bare breasts into his face while she rocked on.




And then she felt a presence.











She looked to her left...into a dark corner. She saw a shadow sitting in the attendants chair. Eyes looked at her and said, "Do you need help,baby?"







It was UnclyTrust.









Care-la screamed and ran directly out through the door.










And straight into the arms of Ethel Garden.








She screamed again and continued running.
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Old 07-05-2008, 05:17 PM
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Care-la recovered..collected herself ( she gave every year) and sat down on the same sofa...at the par-tay. She was waiting for a chance to bat these beauties at him. It would be a long wait.


Because now the coven had grown and almost enveloped the man in the gray suit. Thebby had her hand on his thigh....her two filthy beasts were barking for food in the kitchen.



God she hated her!!





Anyways....AuntyCooby stood behind him...leaning over the back of the couch. She had unloosened his tie and shirt and was rubbing the spot where his pecs met.


Care-la was green with jealousy. She had to find a way to gain his attention.


Then a light went off.












Clubfoot Dannie had tripped and knocked the lamp from the table.




God she hated Dannie!








And then...Care-la had a brilliant thought ( I know)....she would get up on the coffee table and CheapWhiskey dance.

That would gain his attention.
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