ClydeVivor 2015 Anything Goes..........

[Sightseek]

SA Handicap-SHARED BELIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

San Phillipee- Lord Nelson


Batman's Gotham City- Tiz Shea


The Clydevivor Boycotted Tampa Bay Derby-Ocean Knight

GP Handicap- Wicked Strong

[Sightseek]

Does anyone have a working radar?

Apparently there are 5 fillies flying under many broken radars.

If a filly can fly, would she still be able to run in the Kentucky Oaks???

[herkhorse]

I've already had enough of American Pharoah













say... anyone want to read my blog?















thud















by the way Mizzz Wizzz won yesterday















Morty can ya lend me a dime?

[herkhorse]

SA 11 4 all all

[Sightseek]

Shared Belief

Pay Bob wants nothing to do with this beast with a clean trip.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Shared Belief

Pay Bob wants nothing to do with this beast with a clean trip.

Odds Bayern retires with an "injury"?

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Odds Bayern retires with an "injury"?

I was just telling Morty that very same thing last night. No way will we get the chance to see Shared Belief annihilate him.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Does anyone have a working radar?

Apparently there are 5 fillies flying under many broken radars.

If a filly can fly, would she still be able to run in the Kentucky Oaks???

There is no rule stating "flying fillies" can't run.


I sense a conspiracy with all these supposedly "broken radars". Obviously it's Bush's fault.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

I was just telling Morty that very same thing last night. No way will we get the chance to see Shared Belief annihilate him.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

There is no rule stating "flying fillies" can't run.


I sense a conspiracy with all these supposedly "broken radars". Obviously it's Bush's fault.

But, if jockeys don't have brains, does this make them drones???

[Arletta]

From Morty



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Welcome Racing Fans to another fine edition of the Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Fine Program.I,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy, will again host this fine edition of the fine Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Fine Program.

By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,you are cordially invited to do so by e-mailing to Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy@Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Note the "Attention to" should be directed at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,of course.


Today's topic:



whoisbaffert!!??




Well,I'm afraid we are all becoming too familiar with who this cheating,back stabbing slug is.He is the before photo;the mealy mouthed wise guy;the unlicensed midwife of hypo thyroidism;the lap dog of Bo (a 5,NOT a 10) Derek and the ultimate customer of Satan.

What's with PayBob? Has he reacted in a bad way to the last concoction baffert fed him? Or is it a case of Shared Fright between him and baffert? As it can be read from previous posts here,it seems the only one being fooled by the BCC is the gay lover of Cailfornia Chrome----Funny Jones.


Is baffert also having trouble trying to find the right dose of magic excelsior for Canadian Sparrow?

For you Duodenum fans.....he's done.

You just watch.


That's whoisbaffert!!??



I have kept it real, and gave 'em steel.You won't see Stevie Hasbeen flying at this altitude.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6uEMOeDZsA

[Sightseek]

There is a horsey named Lawyer Clyde running in Oaklawn's first on Saturday.


I betcha he has the best business cards.

[geeker2]

GEEEEZEEEE I almost forgot Happy Birthday Clyde !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arletta]

From Morty

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Good whateveritis Racing Fans.

First off,a HUGE shout out to one of several whales relying on CLYDEFORM!!....that chocolate eating Choctaw;TeePee McKay.Mr. McKay made use of Clydeforms strong buy sign on Jazillion Smiles the other day at Tampa Bay and received 130 for every two to win bet he made.

Next,large thumbs up to Arletta,Sighty and Deb-O-Deb for recognizing the deal with PayBob and baffert.Sighty, bet them's some real right nice biz cards that LawyerClyde's got...=;>


Ralph, Clyde's next birthday is March 16.3-11 was mine....and I am ----Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.You can e-mail me at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Fowworthy@Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.

Note the "Attention to" should be directed at Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy,of course.



I think we all know tomorrow is not only Pie day, but also MS. Longerie's birthday.Why don't we all surprise her tomorrow and hit her with multiple pies!

=:>





And so....being the obstinate rebellious snot that she is:




THE DEBBIE REB Exquisite Analysis!!



This analysis is by Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.



(ENORMOUS!!)







1....THE TRUTH OR ELSE



Well you had to go and spoil it.

And I was going to make you a token keepah.



Crinkle....


trash can






2....MADEFROMLUCKYLOOKATYOUNOWLOOKATMENOWLOOKATYOU NOWLOOKATME



Long name.



but KEEPAHKEEPAH!!






3....TIZSORROWFULLYMEEK


....no....



Crinkle....


trash can






4....CANADIAN SPARROW



Not worthy of his number.

Another baffert mirage.




nyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooow!!



thud






5....BUZZING CONTEST



Rasputin sucks-----SHAMAN!!





WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!






6....PAIDINFORMANT



In witness protection,so no.




Crinkle....


trash can






7....SAKIMA



Buenos Nachos!





Crink-EL!!


trash can






Number 2 to win.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

There is a horsey named Lawyer Clyde running in Oaklawn's first on Saturday.


I betcha he has the best business cards.

but is he a mudder?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

but is he a mudder?

He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his suit didn't get soiled.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

He got third!

He must have worn his clear raincoat so his grey suit didn't get soiled.

FTFY

[Sightseek]

As lead reporter for CLYDEFORM! and PR Manager for The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I have fielded many requests by CLYDEFORM! readership to release CLYDEFORM!'s Kentucky Fried Top 5.

Clyde, your legion of fans await.

[Arletta]

From Morty

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!!


Someone wrote in code.I must address this:

Do you know of a good restaurant in LA??




SightyKins, thanks for keeping me aboo-bee'd----phooey----I mean abreast of the desires my legion of fan voice.






FanS.






But first,and you all know how much it hurts to say this,but Stanley Caris is back at it again.And what venue would be more appropriate than.....NoAdvantage.

Yes, Stanley had to knock off the annual raving about no Derby winner ever had RAN on the broodmare side.He has now found replacement voodoo;horses with Buckpasser X Factor do really,really well----if.


That's enough.Stanley still makes me sick!


And as if that isn't enough reason to dash off to the Vomitorium----GetSmartMan is back and touting,HUGE surprise,Duodenum and Canadian Sparrow!

The Vomitorium now demands reservations be made.




Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by Arletta

From Morty

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Now that those updates are done....CLYDEFORM'S!! Kentucky Fried Five:



1....FarFromOver
2....International Star
3....Texas Red
4....WarStory
5....ProspectPark
6....MadeFromLucky
7....Frammento



For the moment,anyway.

Off the Derby Trail Morty
http://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-raci...ky-derby-trail