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Old 04-03-2007, 08:28 AM
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( 9 wide...brief rally.....stumbled.... fell down....went boom)
At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:31 AM
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I'm still in shock that Morty isn't willing to take one for the team.
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:33 AM
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Oh Steve, I agree that Gilbert is a scream, and an acquired taste. But I don't get the comparison to Morty. Once in awhile a few of his lines border on clever. but the endless parade of obscure cryptic references....boring.

The mangling of names, snarljim? ha ha ha! a quarter rattle at best. Then the uncalled for ugly side where he insults people, whats funny about that?
His comedy reminds me of the quote by Getrude Stein "there is no there there".
Don't know how many here will get the reference, but Mortay's appearence here is something akin to a lost dog taken in by a fraternity or sorority.. Many in the house adore it... others find it endlessly annoying.. I'm of the opinion that the Morto can be house-broken. Otherwise, we take him to the pound and drop him off.
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:35 AM
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I love stray animals.
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:37 AM
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At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)
No no no....Balked at the start, lost rider, smashed through rail, bit outrider.
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:41 AM
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I love stray animals.
Me too. Wonder if he's been neutered yet?
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:45 AM
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At least I had a rally...

(broke slowly....ducked inward....had no speed....distanced)

Oh yes....he rallied past tiring rivals...full of fun............................



..............did I mention no threat?
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:50 AM
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No no no....Balked at the start, lost rider, smashed through rail, bit outrider.

And that was at school!
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:51 AM
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who was that 3YO last year or the year before who tried to mount his pony in the post parade? you all remind me a bit of him...
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:54 AM
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Hey Randy..Arn't you suppose to be doing a place vs exacta update or something...
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:56 AM
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Don't know how many here will get the reference, but Mortay's appearence here is something akin to a lost dog taken in by a fraternity or sorority.. Many in the house adore it... others find it endlessly annoying.. I'm of the opinion that the Morto can be house-broken. Otherwise, we take him to the pound and drop him off.
Perfecto!! a lost dog, that is the perfect reference.

If he becomes housebroken maybe he'll be more accepted.
I would suggest neutering be done as soon as possible.
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Old 04-03-2007, 08:57 AM
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Me too. Wonder if he's been neutered yet?
oh crap, you beat me to the same reference! I swear I didn't see this.
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:00 AM
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If my good friend BuffyMommy accepts my sincere apology then she may pet me as well.
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:01 AM
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Hey Randy..Arn't you suppose to be doing a place vs exacta update or something...
there were no races yesterday to do it for.
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:05 AM
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there were no races yesterday to do it for.


( This is news????)
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:08 AM
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Mozart? How about Salieri?

My top 55?

1. Any Given Saturday
2. Street Sense
3. Great Hunter
4. Hard Spun
5. Circular Quay

6.-54. Every 3yo Andy believes will be running for $50,000 by July..

55. Wollaston Bay

Fine work.


Andy is awash in derby fever about this time of year.



You shouldn't listen to him until early August when he is done violating the derby winner.
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:30 AM
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Oh come on Mommy!




This shouldn't be this hard.

What's a little shot 'cross ones bow among board buddies?





If I said you could sit on my lap....would that do it for ya?
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:34 AM
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What about a fine Eskeemo Pie?



I love Eskeemo Pie.

I'll even give you an '83 Julio Franco DonRuss card.

Would you like a Zodiac Cipher for today?



What's this going to take?
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:34 AM
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!!!!!


What about a nice kissy-poo!!!




Would ya like that?
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Old 04-03-2007, 09:40 AM
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YOO-HOO!!





BUFFY-POO!








I see you laughing out there!




Yes I do!








Oh come on ma'am.




I truly am sorry and have no idea who you are...it was a random attack....but I never really mean anything by it.





An attak raccoon is my final offer.

They sell for 5 large,but you can have one for free.

But they are trained not to attack me so don't get any ideas.
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