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Old 04-09-2007, 01:00 PM
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Might that be the sound a fangs poppin' outa their retractive state?
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:00 PM
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No more questions Morte'.

You are far too elusive yourself to be expecting me to be foolish enough to succumb to your queries.

Besides, I suggested that you should hush, if you are married, remember?
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:01 PM
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Might that be the sound a fangs poppin' outa their retractive state?
"I don't have fangs Morte", said the spider to the fly.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:01 PM
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No more questions Morte'.

You are far too elusive yourself to be expecting me to be foolish enough to succumb to your queries.

Besides, I suggested that you should hush, if you are married, remember?

Ya ...ah remember.




Seems to be a lot you suggest to remembrin',too.


How's that old spazz Unlce Beauregard doin'?
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:02 PM
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Don't forget the kiddos he's got too, Grits...
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:03 PM
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Don't forget the kiddos he's got too, Grits...


Wait yer turn....



....the other one is supposed to be speakin' now.
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Well.....Chagrits.....






...do ya still feel Lucky?
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Don't forget the kiddos he's got too, Grits...
She never could control you....




....f2i.

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Old 04-09-2007, 01:06 PM
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Don't forget the kiddos he's got too, Grits...
Children are not a problem, they are not my responsibility or concern. Married men, they can be, Caj.

Still its all in fun, right? LOL

Morte' every Southern woman has an Uncle name Beauregard.

Some, even a dog name Beauregard.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:06 PM
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Funny.



Ah ain't got no e-mail here lately.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:07 PM
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Children are not a problem, they are not my responsibility or concern. Married men, they can be, Caj.

Still its all in fun, right? LOL

Morte' every Southern woman has an Uncle name Beauregard.

Some, even a dog name Beauregard.



And maybe another imaginary named GuppyHo?



You "two" know what ah mean?
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:09 PM
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...do ya still feel Lucky?
OH MORTE' this is the best one since "thud". Chagrits and chagrin, how sweet and appropriate.

Still lucky, though I wasn't Saturday. I cussed terribly in the 9th @ Keeneland. Christmas Kid, I hate that phucking horse.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:11 PM
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OH MORTE' this is the best one since "thud". Chagrits and chagrin, how sweet and appropriate.

Still lucky, though I wasn't Saturday. I cussed terribly in the 9th @ Keeneland. Christmas Kid, I hate that phucking horse.


Yer close to gettin' volcanic.......Mrs. Horse.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:15 PM
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When's the last time ya said Idaho?
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I loved Christmas Kid in the 9th.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:17 PM
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Morte' please, I beg you, do not use the term "ho" in any of our exchanges.

It concerns me, and could make me feel wanton.

I rarely do volcanic. Its unseemly.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:18 PM
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You like my avatar?
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:19 PM
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When's the last time ya said Idaho?
Never Morte'.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:19 PM
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Morte' please, I beg you, do not use the term "ho" in any of our exchanges.

It concerns me, and could make me feel wanton.

I rarely do volcanic. Its unseemly.




Ya well.........you 'two" have a nice day now.



An ah know ya don't feel lucky....'cause ya ain't.

Ah'd be keepin' a low profile if ah was you.




Ah'd hate to publicize mah report on ya.
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Old 04-09-2007, 01:20 PM
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Pants, he's watchin'. He may getcha for that one Pants.

You got bigger ones than I got. It was nice knowin' ya, and all that. LOL
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