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Old 04-04-2007, 10:50 PM
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secret mission....jeez, where's your spy talk?

The man in the gray suit fall down go boom.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:51 PM
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Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.

He has said permission....


go forth son...and party like no there is no tomorrow
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:52 PM
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Whatevah.






See all later....must go sleepy-poo.


Must not forget Zebra doll.


Cannot sleep without
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:54 PM
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don't forget to lock up the raccoons morty...you know what happened the last time you forgot.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:55 PM
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Kev gave me the okay, I figured it was enough. Myrtle Beach.
oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:56 PM
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oh gawd...you listened to KEV?! that'll get you in trouble every time!

i haven't been to myrtle beach in forever. you have a good time, i'm sure you will, and we'll 'see' you when you get back.

and please be careful. watch for nuts driving while on their cell phone--they're as dangerous as a drunk.
I resemble that remark
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:58 PM
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I resemble that remark

lol

i have a hands free kit--but then i get funny looks, people think i'm talking to myself!

but a few months ago a co-worker had a lady run a red light right into his path, and he hit her--he was right on top of her...she died the next day. sure enough, on the phone.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:31 AM
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Howdy.




Just a quick post toastie here.


Oh wait a minute.


A surprise shake down is happening.


Phooey on those blow job hacks.







BufferinMommy.....





....LOVE the note you left dahling.




Maybe you'll make me a nice .44 magnum cake?
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:36 AM
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Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.
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Old 04-05-2007, 09:49 AM
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Note to myself:

I'm thinking about trading in my S&W .38 on a .44 Colt Anaconda.



My weapon is true only to Thebby.

Tell Mrs. Smith& Wesson I think they're just adorable.




A-HAHAHAHAHA
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Note to myself:

Almost cracked a smile over Morty's previous post. Don't let it happen again.
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:26 AM
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Note to self:

Make sure to teach all the DTers how to booty clap...
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:16 AM
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note to myself: blow morte' a kiss good morning...tell him it's safe, i couldn't find any arsenic.
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:22 AM
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Felt pressure on lips...like warm ,south breeze.



Now feel wobbly...


...uh-oh.










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Old 04-05-2007, 11:25 AM
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guess i haven't lost my touch.
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guess i haven't lost my touch.

Can't wait for that southern delivery!!!
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:38 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvdTNNPd04


Everyone watch and learn...
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:56 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEvdTNNPd04


Everyone watch and learn...

There's place for her at the CheapWhsikeyDancers Bar.
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:49 PM
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OK You are officially a cool chick.

And is that guy choking and kissing you at the same time? Lay off the hornball pills, woman!
That's my Dad!!!

I'm not that sick, Baba! Jesus!
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Old 04-05-2007, 12:55 PM
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LMAO! I didn't know it was your pops!

Besides, you do reside down south, so...
I'm from Orlando... that's more north than south. LOL
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