Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Rileyoriley]

DebORiley, RileyORiley, NikkiORiley, DamienORiley, and DeweyORiley

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

DebORiley, RileyORiley, NikkiORiley, DamienORiley, and DeweyORiley

=:>

[Cajungator26]

Well, I won't be outdone...

CajunGator, Cajunatah, Ragin' Cajun, Cajuneatsbuckeyes, Gatorseatbuckeyes, Agin' Tator...

Ah know I can think of some more. Help me out here, Morty.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

so morty, when are you gonna come see me at the spaaaa...

When the moon is full...and the children of the night keep their big mouths shut.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Well, I won't be outdone...

CajunGator, Cajunatah, Ragin' Cajun, Cajuneatsbuckeyes, Gatorseatbuckeyes, Agin' Tator...

Ah know I can think of some more. Help me out here, Morty.

CajunSerling

CajunS

CajunHossy

CajunTwoTimes

CajunBooBees

CajunYuma

CajunBlueski

CajunOreo

[Cajungator26]

Oh forget it.

I opened up a can of worms. Big time.

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Oh forget it.

I opened up a can of worms. Big time.

IrishWolverine

[Payson Dave]

Was out of town yesterday...just saw this...

Count me in ....All In Favor say yes...yes....the yeah's have it... motion carried

oh and AntiTrust forgot the aka "PantyCrust"....one of Cajun's fine contributions I believe...

[Sightseek]

Don't worry Morty, you're only missing these gems from Sir DrugS:

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Don't worry Morty, you're only missing these gems from Sir DrugS:

Discreet Cat drives an ice-cream truck covered in equine skulls.


Discreet Cat has two speeds.....walk and KILL


Discreet Cat took a piss and it became Lake Erie


Superman wears Discreet Cat Pajamas.


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was: if Discreet Cat kicks you, your relatives will feel it.


When the boggyman goes to sleep every night.....he checks out his closet for Discreet Cat.


Discreet Cat does not go hunting.....he goes KILLING!


There is no theory of evolution.....just a list of animals Discreet Cat allows to live.

Oh boy.






I see syphilis has reached his brain.

I wonder if he realizes that if Jazil had been able to stay off the bottle he would have made Discreet look like PussyCat.


I guess I'm not missing anything over there...thank you Sighty-Poo.








By the way....do you have pretty legs?

[Sightseek]

Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Ha! Ha!

Just remember...just because it is the paddock, it does not mean the grass is any greenier.

Well what in the world is that supposed to mean??

[Mortimer]

Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?

[Mortimer]

Or better yet just send me a nude photo.


I have to round out my collection here.

[Mortimer]

By the way Sighty-Poo....I have a bottle of Canadian Club.



Why don't you stop by tonight?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well how about the dupa?....since it does not seem you have pretty legs.







Does the profile suggest a ski slope?



Or does it frump suddenly to the ground?

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

Thank you ,Sweetie....but I aleady have one of MommyDearest.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Morty I am considering posting yours and Thebby's address and phone numbers on here. You would know why if you didn't leave your other home.

HIGHLY AMUSING!!








There are powers at work even I am not sure I am aware of...but I have applied for reinstatement.


Please don't ask.....just assume I am me to be unarmed and dangerous.








But I bet Mr. BOO-BEES yells at me.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I think she is beautiful:

http://www.equinephoto-art.com/New%2...EEK5B04TRG.jpg

I do have to admit I thought you would fold under direct questioning.

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Personally I think Portly can be enjoyable in Esoteric. I think the only time he gets on people's nerves is when he goes into the Paddock and starts taking over threads. So with the utmost respect for his Esoteric nature I have to say that in terms of Portly getting in the Paddock I have to give it a big FUCl< YOU.

Exactly.

And I think Antitrust and Morton need to have offspring together. One or both are in heat.

check that... no offspring.

Someone get these two together and let them have their way with each other. I can feel the passion thru my screen and I may vomit.