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Old 08-24-2008, 11:40 AM
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:47 AM
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THERE WILL BE NO MORE DEBAUCHERY IN MY JUNKYARD!!!!!
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Old 08-24-2008, 11:58 AM
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FUCl< YOU,SIR!!!!








Whoa---I have to watch what I say in here.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:01 PM
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KGB...I do see you on the schedule in the '84 Fiero with CowGirlinLexus.





I'm confused.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:02 PM
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KGB...I do see you on the schedule in the '84 Fiero with CowGirlinLexus.





I'm confused.

Dont be confused...you see right.


































CowGirlinLexus is a VERY bad girl
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:03 PM
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Alymeba is following me around waitng for the 17,000th.


I may stop at 16,999.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:05 PM
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Dont be confused...you see right.

CowGirlinLexus is a VERY bad girl



ror!!!






Shame on her!!...AND YOU!!!





But make up my mind. She seems to prefer the Lexus over the Fiero.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:07 PM
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Oh would you look at that.


Hi is scheduled to fucl< my wife tonight.







AGAIN!!!!


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Old 08-24-2008, 12:10 PM
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KGB...I think you should do her on your soapbox---but that's just me.



In fact...her soapbox would probably be better.


But then again..that's just me.
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ror!!!






Shame on her!!...AND YOU!!!





But make up my mind. She seems to prefer the Lexus over the Fiero.

more leg room....

































ifn yah know wha I mean
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:11 PM
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And Dannie is scheduled to fucl< Stevie in a '56 Olds.



Now that sounds exciting.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:12 PM
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more leg room....


ifn yah know wha I mean

rule-eng un ze flour!!!!
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:13 PM
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Dannie's in a full body cast...so that's what I mean by that.


Spader can't keep his hands off her.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:16 PM
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10:00 PM shows Sighty and Uncly in a 2006 Vette.




Boy they're gonna need one after this.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:26 PM
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what happen to no debauchery in my junkyard.





I have clearly lost control around here....
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:53 PM
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what happen to no debauchery in my junkyard.





I have clearly lost control around here....
So much that BoBo and Li'l Debo are moving over from Akroyd's junkyard.


Li'l Debo is going to fucl< Franny tomorrow night in a Police Squad car.


I think Leslie Neilson is filming it from the trunk.
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Old 08-24-2008, 12:57 PM
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Old 08-24-2008, 01:00 PM
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hate it when you post pics I cant see at work

never mind....I see the link. Can the junkyard thread overtake the Beulah thread????
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Old 08-26-2008, 05:39 AM
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All right Junkyard fans!!

Let's git mad at dem beans!!
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:26 AM
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sung to the ending of r&r animals heroin..in the key of the corny night club singer:




and then she got real mad
ah know'd ah'd been had
her mouth rolled over neat
and then ah got the heat

she took me for a ride
we felt like bonnie and clyde
ah shot her up real high
she pegged up to the sky

down the road in that ford
we hit it again not to be ignored
her words said no but her dress said yes
so ah locked the door and oh what a mess

here in mind and body
it don't make no differ-ence
needs no recom-pense
all the same to me
it's what we say and do----and we do it without a key



YA BABY!!
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