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Old 09-03-2008, 02:47 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:04 PM
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Naples,just 5 minutes ago, passed new vagrancy laws.
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:06 PM
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Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?


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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:17 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Bush is saying:



Say ( !! )....aren't those tiny hookas them birdies are wearin' ?
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:31 PM
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"This is my dearest friend, Squawky. When he got ill I spent hundreds of thousands on him for the best veterinary care in the world. It was reported that over 100 migrant workers died during Squawky's illness...and the money spent could've been used for medical care to save them. But fuc|< them. They are only humans. Do you understand what I'm saying, George?"

"Yeah. Heh. Humans are useless."

Yes ,Yes I understand i did the same thing with New Orleans


Uh..Oh Does George have a Pet ?

He used to it was called John Howard but they had to put him Down :-(
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:58 PM
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This just in...



..Reuters..........3:59 PM.....BentMahPud has been arrested....in Staples.....for vagrancy.......at the fish market....





....traces of bentonite have been found on his pud...we mean person....




.....but his pud appeared to be lifeless......un-named ( his wife and ewe) sources intimate the puds name is DeadSammy.....
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:14 PM
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I just went through this whole thread....call me crazy.....but ah diyud.








I snarfed my screen again!!!!




ror! and rule-eng en ze flour!!






GRADE JUB FELLERS!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:16 PM
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Notice how the thread title was censored? We wouldn't want any of the new high caliber posters to be offended.

OH MINE GOD!!!








FR&L-A!!!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:18 PM
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My eyes are watering...a lot!



I almost fell off Belky's chair!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:23 PM
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Hey..ror!!!!...get this thing darted!!

I can't stop laughing!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:25 PM
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FUCl<!



I have snarf,spit and Pepsi all over this thing.....what a mess!!!!








It's mekin' me sick!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:29 PM
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I am collapsed in a quivering heap of jello on mah desk.


The newbie photo CP posted was hysterical enough in itself....but I keep picturing it as depicting BentMahPud!!






My poor little belly is cramping!



HEP ME!! HEP ME!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:30 PM
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Oh ..ROR!!!....don't look at it!
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Old 09-03-2008, 04:36 PM
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I just looked in the mirror....my Ohio State hat is on sideways.

My face has desk abuse wounds.



4 cracked ribs......don't read this thing.







Well that's pretty stupid---typing that warning on the last page.
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:01 PM
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Did he really?





He's a walking kick me sign.

He shouldn't type....just read.
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:31 PM
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Exclusive photo of BMP in "Naples"

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Old 09-03-2008, 05:33 PM
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Just a quick hello to those denizens of the real smart rooms that continue to fight the good fight... (Mortimer.. this means YOU.. And your dimples... I mean disciples..)

It's been an insane 6 weeks at Saratoga, and I'm happy to report that Hossy and I had the greatest time together imaginab.. Wait.. No we didn't. Three years straight and STILL no Hossy at the Spa...

ANYWAY... Here to report that I will soldier forward and NOT dart Pillow no matter how difficult and petulant he is (), but I will keep a modicum of decorum in headlines, etc... Remember... It's not censorship if I dart it.

Thanks to all for keeping the crackling conversations alive down here as I slaved away at the Barbecue and on the radio. I will review the threads of the last 6 weeks and will award Thebby Boobie Photos to the best work...


Your faithful servant... Keep usurping!
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:37 PM
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Just a quick hello to those denizens of the real smart rooms that continue to fight the good fight... (Mortimer.. this means YOU.. And your dimples... I mean disciples..)

It's been an insane 6 weeks at Saratoga, and I'm happy to report that Hossy and I had the greatest time together imaginab.. Wait.. No we didn't. Three years straight and STILL no Hossy at the Spa...

ANYWAY... Here to report that I will soldier forward and NOT dart Pillow no matter how difficult and petulant he is (), but I will keep a modicum of decorum in headlines, etc... Remember... It's not censorship if I dart it.

Thanks to all for keeping the crackling conversations alive down here as I slaved away at the Barbecue and on the radio. I will review the threads of the last 6 weeks and will award Thebby Boobie Photos to the best work...


Your faithful servant... Keep usurping!
!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:40 PM
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Old 09-03-2008, 05:52 PM
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Hmmm. What is causing Sheik mo's nip arousal? The birds or Dubya? And, is he wearing a bra?
probably a wife beater...or in his case, a wives beater.
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