10509 way avenue

[clyde]

And stop it with the library card stuff!!




ror!! ...you must have spotted that one library worker.

But you're juuuust a little late.

[clyde]

BeefHerky...just don't do it.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

You are all so amusing.

Yet none of you has an invitation to Honula's birthday pahty........but ah do!!






Anyhooo----I thought some of my childhood memories, to date, were disturbing;that is until CGD,Sighty-poo and Ralphy offered some of theirs.I know some of you degenerates ,noticing Sighty's 7 mile hike in honor of her constant fear of fat......imagine very firm thighs.But think of it this way----foot texture to match Waits' voice.I wouldn't want that rubbing on my chest.



Myself....I despised GI Joe.The only ''doll" I ever had was a zebra.



Yes,Math2+2=5..thanks to my "good" friend Ralphy, my real name is out.Might as well give out the whole thing now.

It's Davey-poo Kins.


Part Chinese.

Happy now...are ya?

They have Chinese people in Canada?

[Sightseek]

I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though.

What about bitten?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

What about bitten?

What are you some freak?!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

They have Chinese people in Canada?

Oh my God.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though.

Jesus and Mary!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

What about bitten?

Merciful Mother of God!!!!

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

Merciful Mother of God!!!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Just stick pins in the bottom of her feet should you ever get the chance.


Do you like that one bettah?

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by clyde

Just stick pins in the bottom of her feet should you ever get the chance.


Do you like that one bettah?

But he feet would be near my mout..........
Ah forget about it stupid a.ss, you sir have no imagination.

[clyde]

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Just stick pins in the bottom of her feet should you ever get the chance.


Do you like that one bettah?

I hear acupuncture works great!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hate having my feet touched, they are made for walkin' don't ya know?!

I do keep them painted pretty though.

You're gross.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

You're gross.

[clyde]

This one, I was about 6 or 7.


Got up in the morning....sitting at the table half asleep..( me---not the table)...poking holes in my Father's pack of cigarettes with a fork.

After about a dozen stabs, I became fully awake and aware of the capital crime I had just committed.

My 2 sisty uglies came a few minutes later...and then my Father.


He was a little upset.

He demanded to know who did it.

No way I was taking this rap.



So he lined us up ( this is real life,SportyFans),,,gave us one last chance...and receiving no answer, he gave a continuous smack across the face to each of us.

I was really quite skillful,the way he pulled that off.




We were sent to our room until someone confessed.I won't bore with the nasty ,hateful things said and accusations made.But it was pretty ugly.My Father, being a railroader, was called for an out of town train job to like..Conway,PA...I think.These were good for 2-3 days.



My Mother sprung us after he left.

When he returned,nothing more was said.

That's one I got away with.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

...snort!...

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hear acupuncture works great!

You have a snot answer for everything---don't you?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

You have a snot answer for everything---don't you?

No.