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Old 09-25-2014, 02:37 PM
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From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde


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No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon.

And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out.

I am saint like, don't ya think?

But there's more.


Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won.


Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry.









OK....bettah now.

One more commenty.

Stop that irritating applauding.


CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family.


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From Mr. Bo Jangles himself ~ Clyde


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No one can ever say Clyde Z. Collinwood is not a very modest,humble and giving perthon.

And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.

I know this extraordinary sportsmanship will bring the hankies out.

I am saint like, don't ya think?

But there's more.


Debbie may now ship my pretty prize basket to me and save express charges as she knows I don't like to be kept waiting more than two days after I have won.


Oh my. That last bit of philanthropy is now making me cry.









OK....bettah now.

One more commenty.

Stop that irritating applauding.


CheekyBird? Someone has got to be kidding me.And a pair of Brit high heels or the avy? And then a Lumberg "Yah Hi" thread .....in the Padlock? And it didn't get moved? There is something very strange buzzing around that.Could it be Satan's Imaginary Twin? Could he be a cross threader? CheekyBird? My God;no one can really be that corny.I still think it's the resurrection of CharleeHO.Perhaps an extension of the onthecontrary family.


Next installment: The Correct Manipulation of Fingers for a Happier Ganglia.

(Old Wuffie:Get a new printer!)


Good day.


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You must earn your prize package sir.
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What if our favorite horsey is a loner?
To quote "Three Dog Night", One is the loneliest number.
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More jibber..... I mean another message from ~ Clyde


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Hmmm....from the lack of self aggrandizing posts, it looks as though Nick's Kumqauts and Pelican's Barber took a solid soaking today over on the Goof-A-Round thread.Boy, that was worse than Bad Ballet.

Together,perhaps they could be the handicapper's bane:The Dyslexic Exacta.

Poor PB.As if the Bad Handicaping weren't bad enough,he received a thorough feather plucking in the SportyRoom:Bad Luck Season.He should expunge his last post as the thing kind of makes the unanimous decision look like a brutal TKO.


Isn't it time for Satan's Twit to type up a novelette?I so love reading the first 2 or 3 words.

You know what it is time for? SightyPooKins to supply me with the cards for Saturday's Hockey Puck Gold Glub.

My poim du jour:


you never know
just how you look
until you get
yo' picture took


This looks back to my fine "food for thought"....thought.


From The Satanic Verses:

"A poet's work is to name the unnameable,to point at frauds,to take sides,start arguments,shape the world and stop it from going to sleep."


My range of motion is in perfect condition.I can spot the frozen,the stupid and the dead from 1,000 miles. ....and can turtle launch a shell fired missile, right rickey tickey.Lastly(stop it!!) ----kin ya hep me here? Godzirra owns;what?





THE SHERR OIR COMPANY!!





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Old 09-26-2014, 12:01 AM
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I present the cards....

10th (5:50) Jockey Club Gold Cup Invitational S. (G1)

1 1/4 Miles | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $1,000,000

1 Micromanage Saez L 126 L
2 Last Gunfighter Bravo J 126 L
3 Wicked Strong Maragh R 122 L
4 Zivo Lezcano J 126 L
5 Prayer for Relief Velazquez J R 126 L
6 Long River Velasquez C 126 L
7 Speak Logistics Lopez P 126 L
8 Tonalist Rosario J 122 Blk-Off L
9 Stephanoatsee Ortiz J L 126 L
10 V. E. Day Castellano J J 122 L
11 Moreno Alvarado J 126 L
12 Big Cazanova (ARG) Ortiz I Jr 126 L

and as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful and sponsored by The Belmonts (such wonderful people), I present an extra set of cards...

8th (4:41) Vosburgh Invitational S. (G1)

6 Furlongs | Open | 3 Year Olds And Up Stakes | Purse: $400,000

1 Palace Velasquez C 124 L
2 Coup de Grace Clark K D 122 L
3 Zee Bros Rosario J 124 L
4 Salutos Amigos Ortiz I Jr 124 L
5 Dads Caps Castellano J J 124 L
6 Happy My Way Bravo J 124 L
7 Private Zone Pedroza M A 124 L
8 Ribo Bobo Lopez P 124 L


You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!
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Important Nincompoopence from Clyde



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Well....SightyPoo is becoming a real cut up here.

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I will deal with you later,girly.


But thank you for the cards and let us do THE HOCKEY PUCK GOLD CUP





1....JIM KATCAVAGE

Played a fine defensive tackle for the Giants,but that was a long time ago.

So no.



crinkle....


trash can






2....LAST GUNFIGHTER


Now,we've had this before....godammity.

If he is the last,then there is no one to fight.



crinkle....


trash can






3....TICKET WRONG


TOASTIE!!



crinkle....


trash can






4.... DIVO


We've had this one before,too.

On thing's for shore: the jockey will whip it.



crinkle....


trash can






5....PRAYER FOR RELIEF


keepah

keepah!

KEEPAH!!






6....WRONG RIVER


Google map it next time, dewd.



crinkle....


trash can






7....SPEAKY LOGISTICS


This is swell.

But what it is not.... is Logistastan.

We no speaky no stinking Logistics.



crinkle....


trash can






8....PHONE-IT-IN


It's the New Age term for "mail it in".


....uh,no....



crinkle....


trash can






9....



oops



crinkle....


trash can






10... V. E. DAY


A swell horsey,but he had his turn last time.

And this time he's number 10----which really blows.



crinkle....


trash can






11....MORE NO


Way no.



crinkle....


trash can






12....BIG SUPERNOVA


Let's watch.

Should be fun.





whiiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!!!















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Old 09-26-2014, 10:41 AM
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And a pinch of door knobery.

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The Most Wonderfullest People in the whole wide world,THE Belmonts, present as a bonus to the CLYDEFORM!! faithful....The LOSTNERD BYOB!!

I sniff an S5P play here!

(Huge thanks to Miss "You won't find this kind of generosity anywhere else, Sporty Fans!" SightyPooKins)





ANYWAYS!!!!






1....PAL LESS


I know how you feel,guy.

No one likes me either.

But no.



crinkle....


trash can






2....COUP de GRACE


keepah!!






3.... ZEBRAS


yay!!

keepah!!






4....ADIOS AMIGOS


keepah!!






5....DADS CAPS


A SUPAH ADD!!

rolling an' laughing!



crinkle....


trash can






6....HAPPY MY WAY


KEEPAH KEEPAH!!






7....PRIVATE ZONE


tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!






8....THE REAL DON STEELE!!



Check please!!



nyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooow!!



thud












The exact order of finish :


6,HAPPY MY WAY
2,COUP de GRACE
4,ADIOS AMIGOS
7,PRIVATE ZONE
3,ZEBRAS


A NED& HYDRA BONUS BET!!--------------------


Take the 2/6 and 4/7 as e-boxanatahs.




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And so....I would like to extend the opportunity here to each of the contestants to cede from the latest contest offering;knowing all their hard work will go for naught as it is inevitable I will win.
Thank you for thinking of us. Must tweet His Holiness and ask how to begin Canonization proceedings.
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From Clyde


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Git at dem beans!!


CLYDEFORM!! FOR BELMONT SATURDAY IS OUT!





1...#10,.Moon Over Cuzco win-----#1,SavoyStomp as e-Buddy

2.....#7,Scam to win------------------#6,Chapman as e-Buddy

3.....#9,Dispersion to win------------#3,King of New York as e-Buddy

4.....#7,It'sMyLuckyDay to win-----#4,RiverRocks as e-Buddy

5.....#5,FiftyShadesOfHay to win---#6,OasisAtMidnight as e-Buddy

6....#12,UpGrade to win--------------#2,Escapist as e-Buddy

7.....#7,Alterite to win-----------------#4,Strathnaver as e-Buddy

8.....#6,HappyMyWay to win---------#2,Coup de Grac as e-Buddy

9.....#3,Imagining to win--------------#7,MedalCount as e-Buddy

10....#5,PrayerForRelief to win-----#10,V E Day as e-Buddy

11....#2,ArcAbove to win--------------#9,BossMan as e-Buddy
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R1) #11 Boone Docks /#3 Easy Comparison
R2) #6 Chapman / #8 Round
R3) #6 Gustnado / #7 Congrats To Ken
R4) #7 Itsmyluckyday / #5 Bradester
R5) ##2 Toasting / #4 Stanwyck
R6) #12 Upgrade / #11 Tetradrachm
R7) #7 Alterite / #1 Abaco
R8) #4 Palace / #2 Coup de Grace
R9) #3 Imagining / #5 Main Sequence
R10)#11 Moreno / #3 Tonalist
R11) #8 Trecastle / #4 Grand Raport

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R1-Moon Over Cuzco w/ Boone Docks

R2-Scam w/ Round

R3-Dispersion w/ Gustnado

R4-IMLD w/ Bradester

R5-Endless Chatter w/ Stopchargingmaria (did anyone think about taking her cc away???)

R6-Upgrade w/ Ragtime

R7-Abaco w/ Strathnavor

R8-Dads Cap w/ Palace

R9-Imagining w/ Real Solution

R10-Tonalist w/ Zivo

R11-Innovation Economy w/ Belisarius
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Am I the only one confused by these posts?

It reminds me of the discussion I had with my 1st cousin when I convinced her we were not related...then we had ...well nevermind.

Thanks God for the abortion thread ..it would be hard to justify...well nevermind.

I might just move to Alaska...
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R1 - King Rontos BFF: To Dare
R2 - Scam BFF: Round
R3 - Dispersion BFF: Epsilon
R4 - ITSMYLUCKYDAY
R5 - Fiftyshadesofhay BFF: Toasting
R6 - Escapist BFF: Upgrade
R7 - Tannery BFF: Stephanie's Kitten
R8 - Happy My Way BFF: Palace
R9 - Medal Count BFF: Main Sequence
R10 - Tonalist BFF: Wicked Strong
R11 - Boss Man BFF: Capitan Futuro

** if any horsey above scratches, I take the ML favorite
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R1 - King Rontos BFF: To Dare
R2 - Scam BFF: Round
R3 - Dispersion BFF: Epsilon
R4 - ITSMYLUCKYDAY
R5 - Fiftyshadesofhay BFF: Toasting
R6 - Escapist BFF: Upgrade
R7 - Tannery BFF: Stephanie's Kitten
R8 - Happy My Way BFF: Palace
R9 - Medal Count BFF: Main Sequence
R10 - Tonalist BFF: Wicked Strong
R11 - Boss Man BFF: Capitan Futuro

** if any horsey above scratches, I take the ML favorite
Why do you know my cousin ?


btw..how are you feeling after SB?
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Am I the only one confused by these posts?

It reminds me of the discussion I had with my 1st cousin when I convinced her we were not related...then we had ...well nevermind.

Thanks God for the abortion thread ..it would be hard to justify...well nevermind.

I might just move to Alaska...
Dear Easily Confused,

I'll explain the contest rules again-SLOWLY-just for you.


Pick your winning horse in each race on the 9/27


Belmont card. You may also pick one exacta box



horse buddy. 1 winning horse + 1 exacta box horse = 2 horses per race.


Sincerely, Clydeform Management



P.S. Laker would not like Alaska. Too cold for cats.
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Results:

Clyde-0
Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado)
Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo)
Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist)
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Clyde-0
Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado)
Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo)
Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist)
Boom! Very nice, sistah and congrats to Ms. Arletta and Ms. Sighty as well.

Clyde hasn't demanded a recount?
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Boom! Very nice, sistah and congrats to Ms. Arletta and Ms. Sighty as well.

Clyde hasn't demanded a recount?
Clyde's in Alaska giving eskimo kisses to the penquins.
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