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Old 07-14-2008, 11:59 PM
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I will NEVER write that play!!!





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Old 07-15-2008, 12:31 AM
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Hi!! My name is Famous Person and boy did I fucl< up.






BLECH.

I ain't buyin' it.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:46 AM
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And so....what 3 things have we learned?




We have learned that you cannot say what you think because other people think them,too,but don't like it and will call you names if you say it.




Now say......Don't believe everything you read or hear or see.








That's 2 things.









Say.......I will not buy romantic novels....for they suck.









Do not create false idols even if they claim to be false idols.

That might be 4 things.





This is a good thing.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:47 AM
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Sleep well my good friends...and find fault with yourself.

Do it before someone else does it for you.
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:52 AM
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I soon will leave for Sara'sToga.



I will not be part of any idiot group.

I know what many of you look like....no one knows what I look like; except Sighty.















I have been privately putzing around via pm with UnclyTrust.

She's going to teach me how to be a lesbian.






















I won't be returning after I leave...ever again.
































Stop that applauding.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:12 AM
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I am a Josh Hamilton thread survivor.
That was some of your finest work.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:22 AM
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FIRESLATE!!!!!!











I mean FateLires!!!!!!!!!!!!






























Fucl<.




























BoardBuddy!!!!!






































So nice to see you roasting the hen...I mean posting again!!
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:29 AM
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FIRESLATE!!!!!!

I mean FateLires!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucl<.

BoardBuddy!!!!!

So nice to see you roasting the hen...I mean posting again!!
Thank you. Too kind. It seems the stupid threads have gotten even stupider in my absence.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:33 AM
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I soon will leave for Sara'sToga.



I will not be part of any idiot group.

I know what many of you look like....no one knows what I look like; except Sighty.















I have been privately putzing around via pm with UnclyTrust.

She's going to teach me how to be a lesbian.






















I won't be returning after I leave...ever again.
































Stop that applauding.
I'll be looking for the man making muscles in the mirror.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:36 AM
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I think there's a lesson there somewheres.



Anyways....the Good Lord knows I've done my best to create good,strong provocative discussion.

Oh why am I yaking away? You have a lot of reading to catch up on.

Great seeing you again...I hope the reason for your AWOL was a good one.
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Old 07-15-2008, 10:37 AM
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I'll be looking for the man making muscles in the mirror.
And I am QUITE sure he will be ....









....at your service,ma'am.



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Old 07-15-2008, 10:43 AM
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I think there's a lesson there somewheres.



Anyways....the Good Lord knows I've done my best to create good,strong provocative discussion.

Oh why am I yaking away? You have a lot of reading to catch up on.

Great seeing you again...I hope the reason for your AWOL was a good one.
I just hope Stevie appreciates your efforts. God knows his NT empire would come crumbling down around him without you.

Yes, there is an excellent thread full of travel tips from some of the Vegas vets that I must get caught up on. Those are always so enlightening.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:00 AM
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Bye Morte..

I will soon start a thread about visiting Cleveland and wanting to know the best places to stay, eat, picnic, sunbath etc....I will be visiting next Jan/Feb.

I hope you will contribute.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:03 AM
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I just hope Stevie appreciates your efforts. God knows his NT empire would come crumbling down around him without you.

Yes, there is an excellent thread full of travel tips from some of the Vegas vets that I must get caught up on. Those are always so enlightening.
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Good deal...see if you can find out who ate Hossy.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:04 AM
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Bye Morte..

I will soon start a thread about visiting Cleveland and wanting to know the best places to stay, eat, picnic, sunbath etc....I will be visiting next Jan/Feb.

I hope you will contribute.


You know it!!
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:05 AM
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Good deal...see if you can find out who ate Hossy.
I believe it was MommyDearest.

I may have that backwards though.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:10 AM
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Oh my God!!


















!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:49 AM
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I may not sruvive the Favre thread.

The friggin' guy can't even spell his last name right.













Perhaps the time for MORTE'WOLFS return is right.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:02 PM
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MORTE'WOLF is in private.
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:13 PM
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MORTE'WOLF is in private.
What?

How has this all turned sooooooooo serious? Morty take control!
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