The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Clyde's in Alaska giving eskimo kisses to the penquins.

I hope he takes selfies!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hope he takes selfies!

I hope the penguins do!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Results:

Clyde-0
Arletta-$9.20 (Gustnado)
Me-$47.10 (Tonalist plus exacta w/ Zivo)
Sighty-$8.10 (Tonalist)

Congrats to our wonderful organizer!


(So tell us, did your gift basket enclose the lumbar guy??? )

[Rileyoriley]

Clyde Speaks:

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I felt bad about what I said, and so....I copied from Arletta,SihtyPoo and Deb-O-Deb;taking the picks rom each that I knew were terrible and could not win.

That's me.

And fine work here by the Debonatah-----getting your winner's packag out soon.AND....brand new Cadillac for ya baby.Yup, brand new Cadillac.




Also.....HUGE cheers for SandyW over at NA.

That's keepin' it real and given 'em steel.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLyWd6tnEPM

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Congrats to our wonderful organizer!


(So tell us, did your gift basket enclose the lumbar guy??? )

Thank you.


(My lips are sealed........)

[Arletta]

Doo dah! From ~ Clyde


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I think it's time....oh, by the way----I do take selfies.$50 each with volume discounts made available to the buying public.

Back to it.

I think it's time..................................well now I forgot what I was going to type.

I really hate that.

Oh well.I know that one thing is about DupaBird.The act is either poorly scripted or DaffyDanny has major competition.Nine posts and the "hubby" and "her" have already shoveled "thousands" into the pools since March.Major player here.

Ah don't thank so!!

Do you think she really wears those high heels?

Are'unt those the dumbest things you've ever seen?

She seems to have attached herself to Hasp's rib cage.Watch it Hasp;don't fall for this amateur hour show.





Now I remember!!




I think it time for a refresher course on the bottom three rungs of our Cranial Content Rankings.


e-baboons Level:

1....Nincompoop
2....Kumquat
3....Three-Toed Sloth

UpInFlames Level:

1....DoorKnob
2....WatchFob
3....PlumbBob

NoAdvantage Level (the worst,of course):

1....The Frozen
2....The Stupid
3....The Dead


Let us ponder where DupaBird should be properly classed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hjqqa5tq5k


And penguins don't take selfies.Their little arms do not sprout flexible handsTake a tip from the elusive John Gotti.He was quite the quipster:

"HEY!....Whose car is that?"

"What car!?"

"The LINCOLN!!"

"What LINCOLN!!?"


See?



Just when one thinks one has seen it all....NoAdvantage happens.This,not kidding,is a recent thread title: The Biggest Hindrance to Making a Profit.

If you have read the effluent frumped out over those i-net pages----you my find that title highly amusing in it's obvious answer.

Remember, if you can say "good deal"....you get vCash.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X1DxXIBwkI

[Arletta]

From Clyde



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I,----------------------------------oh my GOD!! I forgot my name!!!!









Phooey.

Wait a minute.




























got it!









I,Clyde Collinwood, have just become the newly,duly appointed Commissioner of Horsey Racing.

Serious changes must be made to clean house....and so:


1....All tracks will have a Dwarf Day. That day,all dwarves shall receive a $2 voucher that can only be used on short odds horsey's: 2:1 or less.

2....Every Wednesday shall be Camel Race Day and each track shall designate one race for camels.

3....Sunday shall be S5P Day.All customers shall receive a voucher allowing them to pick 5 horsey's in one race for just $2.Should they hit a winner of any in those 5,they shall be paid on a $2 win ticket.All patrons MUST rush up and congratulate them....vigorously.

4....The jockey's whip shall be replaced by a squirt gun containing an approved mustard.Jockey's may only squirt opposing jockey's.No jockey shall squirt a horsey.

5....who is baffert!!,Doug O'pium,Stevie Ass and Mother Pletcher must spend one year in the Phantom Zone and attend classes given by Mr. Loo-thor.They may not fucl< MISS TESMAUCHER!!!!

6....For our claustrophobic animal friends:New gates shall be put into use.They will be of the open air type having no top and plenty of room.

7....It shall now be the winning horsey's option to take a photo.The animal may choose who is in that photo or the horsey may opt out of the photo;or,can also choose to take a selfie.

8....NO Brit shall be a track announcer.Nor shall anyone be a track announcer who cannot enunciate.....and you can't impersonate W.C.Fields like that nut at ....is it Finger Lakes? I forget,but you would know him if you heard him.

9....Women shall no longer be allowed to wear stupid,idiotic fruit basket hats to the races.However,they may continue dressing like HO's.

10..They hornblower at Santa Anita shall be shot.



Those are just my initial changes.



I think a certain thread n dangling around here should be in the PoliSci Room.A horse got floated----big deal.It IS the same as a designated rabbit.Just so happens ,this time we have a designated turtle.

Same friggin' difference.



Adios Amigos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icHU...cxOfLy1bgSzjmB

[Rileyoriley]

Damn! I just put fresh fruit on my hat.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Damn! I just put fresh fruit on my hat.

Yeah but we can still dress like HOs so at least there's that!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Yeah but we can still dress like HOs so at least there's that!

But my Ho dress went so well with that hat.

[Rileyoriley]

The Grissom (CSI was never the same once he left) Stakes today:

Clyde Park/Take Dat Puddy.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

But my Ho dress went so well with that hat.

Was it made of fresh fruit too?

Geez, I am sorry. Sucks.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Was it made of fresh fruit too?

Geez, I am sorry. Sucks.

Yes it was edible.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

The Grissom (CSI was never the same once he left) Stakes today:

Clyde Park/Take Dat Puddy.

YAY CLYDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sightseek]

Say!


Does anyone know of anyone who should be elected as Best of Ohio??

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

YAY CLYDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley View Post
The Grissom (CSI was never the same once he left) Stakes today:

Clyde Park/Take Dat Puddy.


You got that right bout Grissom

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Say!


Does anyone know of anyone who should be elected as Best of Ohio??

Yeah, my sister lives in Ohio..but she knows nothing about horses...just like that other guy from Collingwood

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Yeah, my sister lives in Ohio..but she knows nothing about horses...just like that other guy from Collingwood

ut oh.

someone is in BIG trouble....

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

ut oh.

someone is in BIG trouble....

please don't tell him I said that..anyways he knows where I live and i know where he supposedly lives...and i put him on Collinwood

Signed..Littlerun

[Arletta]

A Monday morning message from ~ Clyde



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Good Monday Sporty Fans as well as all Creatures of the Night,although you
should be sleeping.There is much ground to cover as beasts of burden continue to pose,via the i-net, as real humans.


First up: I am going to solve the Lasix issue.All horsey players who bleed at
the mouth must take Lasix or they cannot opine anymore.Jesus-----give us a break already.

Second up:Someone in this thread is in BIG trouble.It's not the one with the
fruit HO dress and hat.( by the by,she was the only one to use CLYDEFORM!!'s
pick of ClydePark!! in that race,even if she did ignore the EastHall pick)It's
not the one who feels like I should be named Best in Ohio,of course.I'll let it
go .....this time.Next time there will be a pie launching.

Third up:I am beginning to like Drainos( someone kill me) over at NA. He made
the board owner,NA, look stupid;not that it's hard to make a tree sloth look
like a tree sloth....but most over there kiss up to NA.It's a membership of kiss
ups,after all.Fine work ,Drainos.I even invite him to this fine thread,but he
cannot bring his Warren Buffet doll.

Fourth up:Regarding bleeders at the mouth,there are a couple of recent instances here at NT showing when one attempts to go off topic in order to show off one's own incredibly magnificent noodle....one winds up losing the trees in the forest;or maybe loses the job loss in the track loss---- and really looks dumb.

Am I going too fast?

Fifth up:I would like to thank my pasters,past and present,for their dedication
to duty and courage in pasting up my incendiary noodle thoughts.

Hand salute;snappy release.

Sixth up: A tune....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn3gBUkZYm8


Seventh up:Today is my birthday.

Eighth up:I have to whizz.

Ninth up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swyKrGRbBtQ


Tenth up:I'm getting really pressed for material.I think it shows.Am working on my "couch in the haunted elevator" story.It takes lots of explaining,but it will get here.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoqQnR8NOVI

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