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Old 07-15-2008, 12:43 PM
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I'll be looking for the man making muscles in the mirror.
....with gray running shorts, a blue tank and sporting a black cape!!!!!

such a sighty at Sara's Toga.....
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:44 PM
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....with gray running shorts, a blue tank and sporting a black cape!!!!!

such a sighty at Sara's Toga.....

Ror!!
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:14 PM
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Oh fer gosh sakes.
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:48 PM
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LateFires....UPS!!!...I mean Franny....come dahnce with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

This requires being very close.

A lot of in synch rhythm must be used.....a lot of synchronized shoulders....very little foot movement. ....but a lot of going up and down...back and forth.......side to side.....you know----NerdyDancing.There is one part in the beginning where footwork is used.....and I spin you...and throw you away like a boomerang.......................................EA UXH!!...you didn't come back!!...........oh my. That was ugly.



What do you think,Bob?


That had to hurt,Mortimer.


Yes..I think so.


OK..let's get close again...become one,close and tight....moving like no one is watching. Feel my steel...sniff my animal aroma...close your eyes and I'll miss you ..toooo-moooor-row I'll kiss you........ups!...wrong song.


Sizzle that dupa ,sweetie.


OK Franny....BIG FINISH!!!




Be hot baby......undulate with me here.....hold tight....pelvises become one. Rock all over with me....pump it up and down together.....spin!!






Oh yes baby!!




Wiggle more up and down with me.............




............WHEW!!










The lady knows what's what...aye?
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:13 PM
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LateFires....UPS!!!...I mean Franny....come dahnce with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

This requires being very close.

A lot of in synch rhythm must be used.....a lot of synchronized shoulders....very little foot movement. ....but a lot of going up and down...back and forth.......side to side.....you know----NerdyDancing.There is one part in the beginning where footwork is used.....and I spin you...and throw you away like a boomerang.......................................EA UXH!!...you didn't come back!!...........oh my. That was ugly.



What do you think,Bob?


That had to hurt,Mortimer.


Yes..I think so.


OK..let's get close again...become one,close and tight....moving like no one is watching. Feel my steel...sniff my animal aroma...close your eyes and I'll miss you ..toooo-moooor-row I'll kiss you........ups!...wrong song.


Sizzle that dupa ,sweetie.


OK Franny....BIG FINISH!!!




Be hot baby......undulate with me here.....hold tight....pelvises become one. Rock all over with me....pump it up and down together.....spin!!






Oh yes baby!!




Wiggle more up and down with me.............




............WHEW!!










The lady knows what's what...aye?

I've fallen

and I can't get up

not built for dancing...perhaps I will give yodeling a try. going off to practice. Will report back later
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:19 PM
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!!!!


ror!





she's got shapely hips and shimmies when she dips
she makes swirls with her dupa as punches out the hula
but when she gets real close with her pelvic overdose
that's when i find that i really lose my mind
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:21 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu9iUD47Fkc








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Old 07-15-2008, 02:23 PM
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You got it,baby!!



Phooey--I should have dahnced with you.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:56 PM
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hey its main courses' birthday today Morty!
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:25 PM
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hey its main courses' birthday today Morty!
Thank you,Dahling...but I did offer greetings to HOC in the Indians thread.




Kiss-Kiss.
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:35 PM
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OUCH!!!!!! That hurt!!!!!

We need to practice this more....are we to perform this at Sara's Toga this year at the BBQ.

If we practiced more it would go something like this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbQBI...eature=related
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Old 07-15-2008, 03:58 PM
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Well not if it's going to be like THAT!






I knew I should have chosen Sighty-poo.

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Old 07-15-2008, 04:05 PM
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Well not if it's going to be like THAT!






I knew I should have chosen Sighty-poo.
Well then......I had already started practicing for our great debut





so.......
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:06 PM
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That dance wouldn't even turn on 2hot4MommyDearest.
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:18 PM
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Well you find a new one, the last dance you threw me so hard I hurt my dupa.
Still.....
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Old 07-15-2008, 04:25 PM
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Well you find a new one, the last dance you threw me so hard I hurt my dupa.
Still.....
Yer breakin' mah heart.
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:32 PM
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Who is the person hanging out of the window on the forth floor? Is that a ghost?

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I forgot about this haunting!!!!

Yes, SpydeeMan, that's a ghost, it's either Sam the Bellhop, the burning bride, or well actually I sent Morty to do some Canadian haunting...

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I've been to this place quite a few times..had one too many Caesars there!
Which place Banff or NOLA?
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Old 07-15-2008, 06:29 PM
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I forgot about this haunting!!!!

Yes, SpydeeMan, that's a ghost, it's either Sam the Bellhop, the burning bride, or well actually I sent Morty to do some Canadian haunting...


Which place Banff or NOLA?
One too many Stampede's....YAHOOOOOO
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Old 07-15-2008, 09:17 PM
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And so.....the sun falls crashing with a thud in the West and darkness comes faster than a fat boy running to the refrigerator.









Hmmm....that's pretty good.
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:22 AM
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I have made an operational decision to change my frequency up into the gigahertz range so no one will any longer be able to see me.

I just think it's best...at this time.
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