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Old 08-03-2008, 02:59 PM
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I AM FG....


TRY AGAIN!!!!!
I am so sorry.






Point After Laura?
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Old 08-03-2008, 02:59 PM
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Interupting the naming contest here but....

I have a bullwhip....





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Old 08-03-2008, 03:00 PM
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I don't think ca-ca head fits her.



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Old 08-03-2008, 03:02 PM
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Morty, I am currently driving through Cleveland on I-90 and just saw a Bud Light can in the road.

Are you a litter bug?


I never litter...I hardly drink...if I drank beer it wouldn't have a stupid name like that.....






.......and you're really dumb for giving away your position.
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Old 08-03-2008, 03:13 PM
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I never litter...I hardly drink...if I drank beer it wouldn't have a stupid name like that.....






.......and you're really dumb for giving away your position.
I'm on the move. That position is as old as I-90 is long.











I can turn around if need be.....
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:23 PM
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Sitting up and begging would be much more impressive.
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Old 08-03-2008, 04:59 PM
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And I know how make it POP,(the bullwhip that is)....it was specially made for me......

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ88o...eature=related

since we're doing Lou Reed.
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Old 08-03-2008, 05:02 PM
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Let's finalize the naming of this new Mortimers Girl by 6 PM EST today.



I know I'm excited.
Uhhhh..by the way...shouldn't you be sticking with cowgirl themes?

Maybe a knockoff of Annie Oakley or something like that?
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Old 08-03-2008, 05:41 PM
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Maybe Franny Oakley?

OK...never mind that one.





Laura Doone.


I like it.
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Old 08-03-2008, 05:45 PM
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Now that's a cookie.
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Old 08-03-2008, 06:58 PM
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You should call your new girl friend THUD
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:01 PM
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This is hard enough without you being a ne'er-do-well about it.






I'm going with Arletta.


That's it.
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:06 PM
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I wonder if she knows about the physical examination that follows the official naming?
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This is hard enough without you being a ne'er-do-well about it.






I'm going with Arletta.


That's it.

Wasn't that the runner up American Idiot's name?
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:08 PM
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Huh?
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:10 PM
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Old 08-03-2008, 07:11 PM
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No wok good.
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No wok good.

oppps..try it now..but also try not to spend all night on it.... It is riveting!!!
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Old 08-03-2008, 08:13 PM
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blech!!
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Old 08-03-2008, 08:16 PM
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Arletta...as part of the induction ceremony you must send me a photo of your boo-bees.
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