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Old 07-18-2008, 04:05 PM
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Entirely too kind,Sighty-poo.



My knees are wobbly as I type.

But I think I have put you and other fine BoardBuddies at risk here with my nonsense.I should stop and realize not everyone can hear the music.



For too many cannot even hear a dial tone.
OOOOOOOOOOOO

Wise words.
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:09 PM
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Morty you are a true knight in wolf armor defending the honor of Sighty in that Beulah land room.

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Old 07-18-2008, 04:25 PM
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I am in your behoovenence,ma'amski.






Never forget that I am RORTE'.








Phooey.



















I mean MORTE'.
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Old 07-18-2008, 04:40 PM
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Deb-O-Deb.


I have not forgotten about you.......never think this thing.









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Old 07-18-2008, 10:05 PM
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Morty dear, can you give a summery so I don't have to read all 37,000 pages?
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:09 PM
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Yes.










BOO!



Way back up in your memory dump.



She wanted him to suck her sugar lips forever.



Boo!




And so...he did.



Shut up.





Fucl< ghost klunkers.



BOO!











FRANNY!!





That's pretty much it.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:14 PM
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Aaaah, I see.....

Thank you.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:57 PM
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That "cat" looks a lot mote like a demonic squirrel.

I told my cat what you said..she went right into her litter box...
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:03 PM
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Ask her if she'd like some nice live shark for dinner.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:06 PM
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Aaaah, I see.....

Thank you.

^^^ She gets angry when left unattended...thus the bratty,innocuous question in the first place.






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Old 07-18-2008, 11:45 PM
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Hello Morty... How ya been? I guess you haven't died.
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:56 AM
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Nice seeing you again,Buffage.

I think your last words to me were.."'Don't you have anything better to do?"






I almost cried.
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:50 AM
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Nice seeing you again,Buffage.

I think your last words to me were.."'Don't you have anything better to do?"


I almost cried.

...and besides that is a stupid question...it is obvious none of us have anything better to do...

but I did paint my bedroom wall yesterday and had to choose between this forum and watching it dry... BTW it took 8 hours.
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:26 AM
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Well I imagine ,then,taking 8 hours to make your decision ---why the paint would have been dry by then anyway.


Kinda dumb don't ya think?
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:37 AM
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The horse is God's gift to woman.

Mom..that isn't necessary.


We saw the photo....remember?
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Well I imagine ,then,taking 8 hours to make your decision ---why the paint would have been dry by then anyway.


Kinda dumb don't ya think?

True...I think using the black paint made it more difficult - but I do like it...it's very cheerful.
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:17 AM
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Yes...whitewalls are out.
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Old 07-19-2008, 11:55 AM
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Yes...whitewalls are out.

do you think Franny has pink walls?
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:39 PM
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There are times I wish I would have kept on the straight and narrow.




This is one of them.





















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Old 07-19-2008, 01:44 PM
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Yes ,SportyFans...had you followed Mortimers Picky-Doos on Friday--you would have had OurBoyBlue for 52 big ones on a $2 bet.


























Oh my God.






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