new game show...

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Too kind...but I am only peeking.

I am trying to train myself to resist True Swine.



I can appreciate what trained seals really have to endure.









Ya ever do it with a trained seal,Deb?

It is said that if you do.....






....you never go back.

No seal but I had a killer whale once.

[Mortimer]

I think maybe the best way to put it is an old saying I once heard.






'Do alone what you would do if people were watching.'

Don't take that too literally.

The thing is it does say a lot.

So if some think me crazy....just remember you see the real me....there is no more to see.





Too many of you make me glad I don't see you when you think you're alone.

Now that would be dreadful.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

No seal but I had a killer whale once.

Oh now that's interesting.




Would you care to elaborate?

[Mortimer]

I have two dollah says she doesn't.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I'll be serving some delicious blueberry pancakes in the morning and there will be plenty of sap to go around.

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Could I have eggs benedict instead please?

[Mortimer]

I am wildly handsome.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Could I have eggs benedict instead please?

I talked to sobstory and she's a few days from dropping a few.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Oh now that's interesting.




Would you care to elaborate?

He performed well and killed my enemies on command.


Donate my $2 to the charity of your choice.

[Mortimer]

Oh well.




But I leave a gift.


I have coded ,not too smartly, 2 Zodiac Ciphers for The Thistleydowns tomorrow.



I will go for now,but at least TrueSwine know I watch.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I talked to sobstory and she's a few days from dropping a few.

Does that mean no eggs benedict?

How about waffles?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

He performed well and killed my enemies on command.


Donate my $2 to the charity of your choice.

!!




You are very smart.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

!!




You are very smart.

Gracias. Now I must retire for the evening. It has been a pleasure but then it always is.

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

looks like front line for swine.......

[Mortimer]

God.













I can't believe you fell for that.





I was kidding...I know you have been a fine board buddy.

I can't sleep.

Either that or I am having one of those life like dreams.

If I am I hope I wake up soon......and should that be the case I will get online and type this to you.






Your job is to correctly determine which scenario is true.

[Mortimer]

Oh he'll be back.








They always come back.

[TheSpyder]

This has to be one of the most entertaining threads of the year. It plays like a B movie although the ending where Morty chimes in is predictable. Once it went off topic and started winding up it reminded me of the saying that "It doesn't matter what they say about me just as long as they're talking about me".

On Sundays some people read the comics, this made for a great substitute.

Now, back to the topic of Steve's sidekick....he's a one man show. It would be like Robin Williams having a sidekick...what's the point. No, I think the world is Steve's sidekick and he's better off that way, and I think that's the way he likes it.

[AeWingnut]

[Mortimer]

This has to be one of the most entertaining threads of the year. It plays like a B movie although the ending where Morty chimes in is predictable. Once it went off topic and started winding up it reminded me of the saying that "It doesn't matter what they say about me just as long as they're talking about me".

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Don't ya just hate me?

[Mortimer]

Hossy.....A FLOSSED TEXAN will come here soon and say "Wow."





That's all he can say.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Hossy.....A FLOSSED TEXAN will come here soon and say "Wow."





That's all he can say.

WOW.

But I'm not a Texan or a 'he.'