The Flogging of Cryin' Dispencer

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

oh for phuck's sake get off your pedestal...
one reeps what one sows...and for the record YOU brought my "mistake" into this thread...

Funny, I could swear I didn't read anything about you not letting me toss your salad in this thread.

Originally Posted by paisjpq

and YOU my dear are not a topic of comversation in my private life....I just don't care about you.

But you still love moi! - and talk often of your favorite Italian stallion, right?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

what's with people on here?.

They're just desperate for the return of Discreet Cat.....and jealous of his greatness.[/quote]

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

But you still love moi! - and talk often of your favorite Italian stallion, right?

I write about you in my diary every night.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Don't take it as an insult, Mr. Board Policeman. I didn't intend it to be. In all fairness to my pimp, you were vaporized days ago. I think that was obvious.

OK. I trust your judgement.

Who decided Morton was your pimp?

Just trying to clear things up since I am apparently in a gaseous state.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I'm not instigating anything, IC. I just think that if the tables were turned and someone was calling a moderator a HO and degrading them, it wouldn't be put up with.

While no one is typing that ATeam is a HO and degrading him --- I certainly believe all sound minded posters are thinking those thoughts just about whenever he hits the submit button.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Out in the second leg too. He may have a score in the 6th leg though.

Yep, I knew the way my ticket was structured that I would be golden in legs five and six.

Guess I just failed to clear the early hurdles.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I write about you in my diary every night.

I dedicated half of my first column in the Erie paper to the greatness that is Thebby!

The love is mutual!

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Duh. You did. Remember? It was another in the long line of spot on things you said in this thread.

Trust me, it takes a lot more than what you have to get to me.

So you let ME make you Morton's Ho.
Damn I missed the whole thing.
I am a very dull man.
My bad.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I dedicated half of my first column in the Erie paper to the greatness that is Thebby!

The love is mutual!

behooved...can't wait to spellcheck....I mean read it

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

It's scary that you are responsible for shaping young minds. This is serious HossyHO talking. It's scary. I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.

Holy moses.
You did miss the whole thing.

And yes it is good you have not reproduced.
The small buses are all taken.

But of course I am only joking.
Maybe if I go back and bold...

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

While no one is typing that ATeam is a HO and degrading him --- I certainly believe all sound minded posters are thinking those thoughts just about whenever he hits the submit button.

Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.

I realize that Mr. Garden's region of the country is legendary for spawning mentally inferior specimens - however, I'm sure he does a competent job teaching his subject of specialty - after all....we've all seen the picture of him in his finest athletic achievement, that of course being his arm wrestling victory over that chick in his class ...all while sporting an always fashionable pocket protector.

Mr Garden, my friend, Here's the deal... and I'm really sorry if facts hurt your feelings...

Mortimer does what he does well - and the people who lack the ability to appreciate his fine work and genius - they are a sad lot.

[AeWingnut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA

I can be bribed and this bet will be on its way.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I can be bribed and this bet will be on its way.

But what about all the those chicks that should be calling you? I gave your number out to quite a few at the Pat Benatar concert tonight.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

But what about all the those chicks that should be calling you? I gave your number out to quite a few at the Pat Benatar concert tonight.

Just call me UnclyHO

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

Just call me UnclyHO

Call me DrugSho.

Or better yet, shout it to the heavens while you're in an orgasmic stage of unbridled ecstasy.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga.
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THUD!

[Mortimer]

Looks like Mrs. Garden confiscated her tubby's...I mean hubby's mousey-poo.





It also looks like SightyHO..I mean Poo..stole fresh kill from CajunPoo...I mean HO....again.

[Mortimer]

Will Vaporizee's CajunBIGLIAH and The Gardener please turn in their memberships by noon today.