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Old 06-26-2008, 08:00 PM
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OH MINE GOD!!



fr&l-a!!!


It's a PAR-TAY!!

..uh-oh.....I have a woody.

call your doctor if it lasts more than 4-6 hours...and next time cut the pill in half
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:07 PM
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I have written a garden poim for you,Franny:





I wish to plant your lovely.........................................nah .












I see the stem..I see your ulna
I see the petals ...I see your .............................no--better not.



















In the garden pretty
With you I would like to sitty
At me you would yell like Mr. Whipples
Don't touch my.......................................ah don't thank so.















The flowers in the West
My hands on your....................................I cannot do this thing.

































Phooey.
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:09 PM
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call your doctor if it lasts more than 4-6 hours...and next time cut the pill in half


It comes naturally.


That's the problem.
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:24 PM
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with the flower nectar ..you i would annoint
so that you may take a hold of my fine,strong..................

















..i give up already.
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:26 PM
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the flowers

the skies

the grass






your powers


your eyes


your..............












..that's it---I quit.
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:48 AM
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Franny....Garden time?







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Old 06-28-2008, 12:24 PM
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OH MINE GOD!!


fr&l-a!!!


It's a PAR-TAY!!


..uh-oh.....I have a woody.

OH MY !!!!


You really need to get out of the basement more often if a twinkling flower and a Ricky Nelson song gets you excited.....



I have a poem for today but I think it should go in the CAH-SOL.
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:20 PM
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I will never return to the Secret Garden again.
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:28 PM
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I will never return to the Secret Garden again.
Why?

......... .........
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:40 PM
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:23 PM
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Why?

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Old 06-28-2008, 04:21 PM
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BUT AHHHHH DO......well sort of.







Didn't you at one time have featherhands or was that someone else? How did you type with featherhands?

Very haunted castle type lightening right now,
I'll be back later there is 日本 racing tonite.
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Old 06-28-2008, 05:17 PM
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Didn't you at one time have featherhands ( gosh..you noticed) or was that someone else? ( you couldn't tell??? ) How did you type with featherhands? ( I didn't ... )

Very haunted castle type lightening right now, ( it's been doing that here for days )
I'll be back later ( stop calling me later )there is 日本 racing tonite.
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YOO-HOO!



Franny-poo!





I have my gardening outfit on......a very long t-shirt.....and nothing else.


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Old 07-08-2008, 01:12 PM
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Yikes, you are fast aren't you!!!!!

As long as it isn't that Richard Simmons outfit!!!!!!!



Gardening attire donned, so what shall we plant today????



Iknewyamissedmemorty........
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:13 PM
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Franny...don't forget to bring your pretty bush for planting,Dahling.


KISS-KISS!!
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:13 PM
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WHOA!!



!..that was fast!



LOVE the pretty suit,ma'am.
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:14 PM
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She left already!!






What a sissy.
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Old 07-08-2008, 01:27 PM
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She left already!!






What a sissy.
NO AH DIDN'T....





It's quite amazing how quickly I can make things grow!!!!!



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Old 07-08-2008, 01:31 PM
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i'll Say It Is!!
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