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Old 08-07-2006, 02:55 PM
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When I see something that says what it says, I am not going to click on it until I get the ok....They are crazy internet people here...when they block derbytrail, I am OUT OF HERE
whaaaaa??? it makes my eyes moist from laughing so hard!
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:56 PM
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Okay, I'm down with that bro. Saturday should be splendid. If this wad of cash from Maxine's Hymn doesnt burn a whole through my pants until then
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:57 PM
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whaaaaa??? it makes my eyes moist from laughing so hard!
there is this part of my brain that is always where it shouldn't be, unless for certain situations
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:58 PM
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I had high hopes for Mamacita, until I found out she goes to Duke....
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:58 PM
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Well you know what they say... if it's comfortable in the gutter...
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:58 PM
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I had high hopes for Mamacita, until I found out she goes to Duke....
Ed f'ing Zachary, GPK.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:59 PM
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No wait...she likes "Where the Red Fern Grows"......I cried.
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:59 PM
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mamacita thing is lame, just so you know
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Old 08-07-2006, 02:59 PM
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Ed f'ing Zachary, GPK.
lost me bro.
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:00 PM
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mamacita thing is lame, just so you know
like I give a flying fart what you think about that.
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:01 PM
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I thought the same thing as you. And that kid in the backround is so funny. What in the hell is he doing?
Checking out 89.com
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:01 PM
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Is this called what people are forgetting about Flower Alley because by the time you read it all, you forgot about him?
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:01 PM
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like I give a flying fart what you think about that.
80's term...
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:02 PM
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lost me bro.
I figured I might. Explanation:

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:02 PM
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This is my favorite funny clip in the past few weeks...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...28501056290731
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:03 PM
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I actually have to get some work done today, and only have 80 minutes to do it, will respond later to responses to this nonsense.
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:04 PM
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This is my favorite funny clip in the past few weeks...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...28501056290731

hahaha I LOVE you! Can I steal this for my myspace page? lol
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:05 PM
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I actually have to get some work done today, and only have 80 minutes to do it, will respond later to responses to this nonsense.
haha Yeah, I should really go be productive as well. Have a good day everyone!
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:05 PM
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I figured I might. Explanation:

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."


ah....yeah....have dated a few of them
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Old 08-07-2006, 03:07 PM
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hahaha I LOVE you! Can I steal this for my myspace page? lol
Sure. Check this one out as well...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...2786&q=myspace
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