Tampa Reunion 2015

[Heels1989]

Originally Posted by knickslions2

Okay I'm booked. arrive Thursday 10:17 am.

I will re-confirm with GPK but I believe we have rental car booked based on my arrival time for transport of you, Tom and myself. We all arrive within an hr or so from each other.

If anyone else is flying in Thursday AM let me know.

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

I will re-confirm with GPK but I believe we have rental car booked based on my arrival time for transport of you, Tom and myself. We all arrive within an hr or so from each other.

If anyone else is flying in Thursday AM let me know.

I have a buddy coming. Will there be room?

[Heels1989]

Originally Posted by knickslions2

I have a buddy coming. Will there be room?

As long as we do not have a compact size we should be ok

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by knickslions2

I have a buddy coming. Will there be room?

Depends if they need the child seat for GPK.

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

As long as we do not have a compact size we should be ok

Okay. See what happens. If we need to cab to Marriott that's fine. Can't come quick enough. This weather sucks

[3kings]

Originally Posted by knickslions2

Okay. See what happens. If we need to cab to Marriott that's fine. Can't come quick enough. This weather sucks

I hope you have no future plans of running for a political office. Hanging out with this group would be very detrimental to those plans. You might still have a chance, are videographer(mole) Math doesn't seem to gave the balls to ask his wife if he can go.

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by 3kings

I hope you have no future plans of running for a political office. Hanging out with this group would be very detrimental to those plans. You might still have a chance, are videographer(mole) Math doesn't seem to gave the balls to ask his wife if he can go.

BOOM


that
just
happened

-bt-

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by GPK

Need to know who is in for golf, so I can start booking tee times. Looks like Friday and Saturday morning will have the most people in town.
I know myself, Heels, 3kings, BT are down to play both days.
Bigs?
Rude?
herk?
Knicks?
Minnskinny?
Ateam? (Do you even golf, bro?)
Lori?
Chuck? (I'd pay to see that action on the course)
Jacksonville guys?
Anyone who is gonna be there and want to play, please let me know.

Kev if you need someone to round out a foursome or whatev, I play - otherwise I will happily acquiesce in lieu of a bloody mary, cuban sandwich, and a racing form - trackside AM.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

What course(s) are you looking at?

http://www.eaglesgolf.com/-36-holes
Right near the track, good reviews, reasonably priced. Play one course each day, that way we are close enough to the track for the day we decide to do the triple header (or Grand Slam for those interested in Hard Rock Casino after the puppy show).

[GPK]

Originally Posted by -BT-

literally.....the last time i played golf was the last time we were in Tampa

always trying to sh!t in my cereal, i'm already flying spirit airline, where they charge $50 to carry on a racing form, the golf clubs might cost me an extra plane ticket.

why can't we just go get some "real seafood" every morning at joe's crab shack and call it a week?

having said that, if enough people are bringing their sticks i'll figure something out.

*side note: for those who haven't had the luxury of playing golf with the lawn jockey, he picks pricey establishments, requires everyone play from the tips, and he also cheats......all the above have been verified.

-bt-

Strange, I don't remember paying much to play.

And the "tips" from that course was about 6,600 yards. P*ssy

[GPK]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I do not. I can hit driver but anything off the ground I'm worthless. But if I'm stoned enough I'm down to make a fool out of myself.

Sounds like Joe is a shoo-in for golf.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Kev if you need someone to round out a foursome or whatev, I play - otherwise I will happily acquiesce in lieu of a bloody mary, cuban sandwich, and a racing form - trackside AM.

Sounds good...or you and Exacta Bob can hit the hot tub

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by GPK

http://www.eaglesgolf.com/-36-holes
Right near the track, good reviews, reasonably priced. Play one course each day, that way we are close enough to the track for the day we decide to do the triple header (or Grand Slam for those interested in Hard Rock Casino after the puppy show).

Very nice facility, about 15 minutes from the track. I've played both the Lakes and Forest courses.

PRO TIP for the NON PROS: Bring a metric fuc1<ton of golf balls if you plan on playing the Lakes course:

The Lakes Course Par 72, 7101 yards-

An abundance of water inspired the moniker for this course. Water comes into play on virtually every hole.

And Trust Me - They sh1t you not. After a rather tedious confrontation with a particularly pissed of momma gator whilst looking for my ball on No. 1, I chose to forego looking for anymore wayward wet balls for the balance of the round and conceded and additional 14 of them to the water over the next 17 holes.

If you are fairly straight off the tee, you will be fine. If not, bring an extra box with you.

The Forest course is tighter if I recall correctly, but not near as much water.


If you are looking for cheap, wide open golf near the track look into the Silver Dollar Golf and Trap Club:

http://www.silverdollargolf.com/course/

3 conjoined 9 hole courses that can be assembled into any manner of an 18 hole round, fairly forgiving

[knickslions2]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Very nice facility, about 15 minutes from the track. I've played both the Lakes and Forest courses.

PRO TIP for the NON PROS: Bring a metric fuc1<ton of golf balls if you plan on playing the Lakes course:

The Lakes Course Par 72, 7101 yards-

An abundance of water inspired the moniker for this course. Water comes into play on virtually every hole.

And Trust Me - They sh1t you not. After a rather tedious confrontation with a particularly pissed of momma gator whilst looking for my ball on No. 1, I chose to forego looking for anymore wayward wet balls for the balance of the round and conceded and additional 14 of them to the water over the next 17 holes.

If you are fairly straight off the tee, you will be fine. If not, bring an extra box with you.

The Forest course is tighter if I recall correctly, but not near as much water.


If you are looking for cheap, wide open golf near the track look into the Silver Dollar Golf and Trap Club:

http://www.silverdollargolf.com/course/

3 conjoined 9 hole courses that can be assembled into any manner of an 18 hole round, fairly forgiving

Nice.i find a way lose balls on a links course. I better back the bag tight

[3kings]

Originally Posted by GPK

Strange, I don't remember paying much to play.

And the "tips" from that course was about 6,600 yards. P*ssy

Bow that I'm 50 I'll be playing the senior's tees.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by 3kings

Bow that I'm 50 I'll be playing the senior's tees.

Not a chance. Unless Blaha and Thomas want some side action against us

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by GPK

Sounds good...or you and Exacta Bob can hit the hot tub

From what I hear, the hot tub scene just hasn't been the same since Goncalves opted for Gulfstream. E-Bob can fill in the details when you get here

[Heels1989]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

From what I hear, the hot tub scene just hasn't been the same since Goncalves opted for Gulfstream. E-Bob can fill in the details when you get here

I don't know why but I just had a vision of Goncalves motor boating mrs exacta bob in the hot tube

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

I don't know why but I just had a vision of Goncalves motor boating mrs exacta bob in the hot tube

it makes sense, as it would not require her to look up from her 600 page novel....yet i still cringe at the thought/site

i could def. do some BM's and a cuban sammy in place of golf. hell, might even see if i can sneak on the back side and see how squeaky clean mandy and jamie keep their barn

-bt-

[-BT-]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

I have a better idea, put on your best picnic tablecloth, grab your Dora the explorer backpack, then go to Tampa and stand at the rail while trying to pick up slightly chunky female exercise riders that don't speak English. That is, unless Jill Byrne is somewhere in the area, if that is the case then watch out, cause we'll go into serious creepy stalker mode (which is downright disturbing, but usually pretty funny to watch). Bringing the Flamingo Kid is optional.

http://vid789.photobucket.com/albums...6/f03cf4aa.mp4


As far as the lawn jockey (or golf Nazi as I like to call him), Mr. Thomas is 100% accurate.

how creepy is it that I have stalkers on this site?
there has to be some kind of rule against filming another human without consent.

makes me want to hit up IHOP every day i'm down there now, in your honor

-bt-