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Old 06-14-2006, 08:43 PM
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By the way...I wear pink flip-flops.
And a smoking jacket
And an earring
I also have cat-like movements and chiseled features.

I keep an unlisted number so I wont be bothered by all the wimmins.
I wear an earing too man. The chicks dig it.
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Old 06-14-2006, 09:53 PM
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I wear an earing too man. The chicks dig it.

You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.
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Old 06-14-2006, 10:05 PM
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You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.
That's one suave look but it's not for me.
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Old 06-15-2006, 02:49 PM
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Real men get mistyeyed watching this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX9S...bilia%2Ecom%2F
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Old 06-18-2006, 04:21 PM
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You got a pony-tail ?????
Mine's right about miid-back right now...lettin' it grow.

I find long hair to be a huge turn on! I'm a puddle at your feet
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Old 06-18-2006, 05:17 PM
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I find long hair to be a huge turn on! I'm a puddle at your feet

Oh, I also got a tattoo.
So tell me about yourself; maybe we can hook up.

I don't need you to be a "puddle"; just as long as your gorgeous; sexy; intelligent; kind; caring and with a great sense of humor.
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Old 06-18-2006, 07:20 PM
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Oh, I also got a tattoo.
So tell me about yourself; maybe we can hook up.

I don't need you to be a "puddle"; just as long as your gorgeous; sexy; intelligent; kind; caring and with a great sense of humor.

I don't know about tattoos', those are kinda scary, I mean didn't that hurt?!! Ewww
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Old 06-18-2006, 09:06 PM
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I don't know about tattoos', those are kinda scary, I mean didn't that hurt?!! Ewww
Mine's not scary...........it's a picture of Ernie and Bert.
It only hurts if you're sober.

I see you're from California. That's too bad...........I don't get along well with girls from the Golden State. I guess it's a culture thing.
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:19 PM
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Mine's not scary...........it's a picture of Ernie and Bert.
It only hurts if you're sober.

I see you're from California. That's too bad...........I don't get along well with girls from the Golden State. I guess it's a culture thing.
Dude I aint never heard anyone say Ernie's name first. That's trip.
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Old 06-30-2006, 01:02 AM
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How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf
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Old 06-30-2006, 07:42 AM
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How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf
I would tell her to go find some other guy cuz i'm outta here no way am i gonna be seen tightly gripping a pink rhinestone-studded satin cluch with feathers sticking out of it. Think how it would damage my credibility among other dudes.


Then again you might get a nice lay for such a selfless looking action
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Old 06-30-2006, 05:26 PM
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How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf
I do that and when I go home, I remind her, I held your purse in public and many of my male counterparts saw that. Can usually get a quick hummer for it if Im playing my cards right and the I look like I felt like less of a man for doing it

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Old 06-30-2006, 09:33 PM
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How many dudes here have have asked to hold a chick's purse for her?

When I see that I want to barf

Sometimes they do that so that you'll open it and take a peek and see what kind of birth control she's using.This way, when you find her diaphragm, it means she's telling you that you can spend the night.

If there's nothing in there, or you find a dildo or something, then you're going home with the newspaper.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:59 PM
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Sometimes they do that so that you'll open it and take a peek and see what kind of birth control she's using.This way, when you find her diaphragm, it means she's telling you that you can spend the night.

If there's nothing in there, or you find a dildo or something, then you're going home with the newspaper.
couldnt agree more
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:31 PM
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Oh. My. God. Reminde me never to aska guy to hold my purse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-30-2006, 10:34 PM
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I do that and when I go home, I remind her, I held your purse in public and many of my male counterparts saw that. Can usually get a quick hummer for it if Im playing my cards right and the I look like I felt like less of a man for doing it

FLOWING TAIL---YOU'RE THE MAN
A hummer... i like that.

Dude you really are a man after my own heart, how can we market this to make money
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Old 07-01-2006, 12:53 AM
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hey foggyfan -

can i hold your purse?
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Old 07-01-2006, 11:42 AM
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A hummer... i like that.

Dude you really are a man after my own heart, how can we market this to make money
I think making money is a solid idea. Maybe write a book? Make a movie?
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Old 07-01-2006, 03:18 PM
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I think making money is a solid idea. Maybe write a book? Make a movie?
I already have the idea of a book deal in the works. You could write some of the chapters and we'll share ideas. I really think this has a fighting chance. Ain't capitalism grand?
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