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Old 09-16-2008, 12:39 PM
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Stick your pud in your zipper and try and zip. Me and KFC are leaving.
OUTRAGEOUS!!!




You clamp a clothes pin on your boo bees!
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:40 PM
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Oh shut up and get me more ta-ta's to my pm.
Ta-ta...

AT-AT

TA-TA...
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:40 PM
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Stick your pud in your zipper and try and zip. Me and KFC are leaving.

where we going?

I say we go visit Scavs in the hospital. Ho's....I mean nurses are surely in abundance.
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:44 PM
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Sounds like a plan. I can only imagine the surprise if you and I showed up at the hospital to see him. We might need a defibrillator to revive him.

I'm in...and on the flight home, we can empty out his badpan when flying over Ohio
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Ta-ta...

AT-AT

TA-TA...
You get in my pm and say that.
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Old 09-16-2008, 01:03 PM
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Not sure you saw the results of Scav's surgery....

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where we going?

I say we go visit Scavs in the hospital. Ho's....I mean nurses are surely in abundance.
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:01 PM
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eeeny weeny 'pyder cwawls up da wadah 'pout

eeeny weeny puddy exposed as it fawls out
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:51 PM
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Good to have you back Morty. Things were getting frightfully normal around here....
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eeeny weeny 'pyder cwawls up da wadah 'pout

eeeny weeny puddy exposed as it fawls out
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Old 09-16-2008, 06:47 PM
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Good to have you back Morty. Things were getting frightfully normal around here....
Too kind...but these are just pity posts.
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Old 09-16-2008, 07:26 PM
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Stick your pud in your zipper and try and zip. Me and KFC are leaving.

Hey, could you and KGB pick me up some KFC while you're out????
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:33 PM
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Well I'll give you a USC snack.


A Trojan on top of a Big White Horsey.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:18 PM
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HO's rushing to this post as you have never seen them rush before.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:20 PM
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Sometimes snacking is better than a full meal.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:22 PM
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:22 PM
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rule-eng en leff-eng!!
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:08 AM
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You should see the pm's I got. There are a lot of dirty minds here.
There are ONLY dirty minds here.

I sent Thebby a request for a boo bee photo.

I asked the photo come with clear markings as to the exact location of her boo bees.






Some of the girls here really have a very admirable set.


Franny's are in the lead so far.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:40 AM
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There are ONLY dirty minds here.

I sent Thebby a request for a boo bee photo.

I asked the photo come with clear markings as to the exact location of her boo bees.






Some of the girls here really have a very admirable set.


Franny's are in the lead so far.



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Your nipples are to die for!
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:48 AM
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You know.....Thebby's job here reminds me of a little anecdotal thing.

No...not KGB's pud.







Christopher Lee was the main guy ( Dracula) in Hammers very successful Dracula series.

But a little perturbed by the screen play...and so.....he queried the director:


"Shouldn't you give him something more to do?"


"Like what?"
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Old 09-17-2008, 05:01 PM
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I'm completely lost in threads now.



SSSSO......I do not have a photograph of Thebby's boo bees yet.

That I'm aware of.



She may have decided to report me as so many on here have.




Ladies ..let me ask you all a question.

Are you naturalized sissies or were you born that way?

What is the big friggin' deal about getting a pm nicely requesting a photo of your boo bees?

With a pretty leg option.





My team of doctors have implored me to get the fucl< out of here before it's too late.

Oh---sorry about going off topic...but they have.

I guess they said that because my latest round of ink blot testing did not come out sa hot.



I will make a few incisive comments later and attempt to bludgeon someone I don't like at least once.







So that's that.....I don't know why I typed this,but I did.



Call it fate.
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