Franklin.........................CAH-SOL....... - Page 64

Mortimer · #**1261** 08-04-2008, 11:59 AM

i met her at the to-ger
i really didn't know her
she gave a little shake
and i felt the earth quake

to-ga
t-o-g-a...to-ga
oh gosh this ain't yo-ga
don't know what to do-ah

well horsey's will be horsey's
and they'll run their courseys
but the betters are strange and they run real fast
they keep writin' letters 'til they run out of gas

and i know i won't get past
this en-coun-ter with a no doubter
looks so hot...but hints of a snot
so back to the scene with who i hope is i-rene

then she gave a smile and said come on over a while
said in a way i knew i had all day
she was hot and so was i
so i looked at my shoes and said let's reach for the sky

she got real close
and i knew i was toast
she looked at me long
it was a little too strong

TO-GA
t-o-g-a...TO-GA
this place is strange and my mind is rearranged
i walked through the door...could i take anymore

i asked her name and when she said frank
i thought i'd lose it right there in the enigma tank
oh ah know ahm a man but so is he
and when 2hot4bigbrown starts shootin' up tranqs

i know gotta GO-A
from sara's TO-GA
t-o-g-a....TO-GA
T-T-T-TO-GA

TO-GA
S-S-S-S-SARA'S TO-GA
T-O-G-A
TO-GA

da-da-da-da-DUM

TO-GA
I HATE SARA'S TO-GA
THIS ARK WEREN'T MADE BY NO-AH
NO-NO-NO-NO-AAAH

da-da-da-da-DUM

FGFan · #**1262** 08-04-2008, 01:18 PM

Uh-oh.....you have once again become a ghost........

Are you hiding from someone?

Mortimer · #**1263** 08-04-2008, 01:22 PM

No...not really.

I'm trying to remind myself who I am and ,therefor...my place.I still forget ,though.

Is this Edwourd thing a trop storm or hurricane?

You and Arletta watch out now.

FGFan · #**1264** 08-04-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

No...not really.
I'm trying to remind myself who I am and ,therefor...my place.I still forget ,though.
Is this Edwourd thing a trop storm or hurricane?
You and Arletta watch out now.

As of now just a tropical storm right off the coast in the gulf. Last update keeps it moving west, just a nice welcome breeze here, keeping the temps down, it's been over 100 for a month now. it's only 90 right now.

I'm not sold on the Arletta name...but...... unless she is in Houston it won't get her either.

Mortimer · #**1265** 08-04-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

As of now just a tropical storm right off the coast in the gulf. Last update keeps it moving west, just a nice welcome breeze here, keeping the temps down, it's been over 100 for a month now. it's only 90 right now.

I'm not sold on the Arletta name...but...... unless she is in Houston it won't get her either.

Uh.....were you named Arletta?

That said....good for you....and find out if Arletta is in Houston.
Belay that....find out EXACTLY where she lives.

KISS-KISS.

FGFan · #**1266** 08-04-2008, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Uh.....were you named Arletta?

That said....good for you....and find out if Arletta is in Houston.
Belay that....find out EXACTLY where she lives.

KISS-KISS.

No not named Arletta but it just doesn't seem fitting for a cow girl from texas. Maybe ropes or stirrups or rodeos..I dunno!

That would have to be your own personal mission. I'm not aiding and abetting in your fickle liasons!!!!!!!!
Sighty and Sugah might get mad at me....

Probably Cajun already is.....

Mortimer · #**1267** 08-04-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

That would have to be your own personal mission. I'm not aiding and abetting in your fickle liasons!!!!!!!!
Sighty and Sugah might get mad at me....

Probably Cajun already is.....

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!

But fine.

I will do this thing.

But if she yells at me I will tell her you told me to ask on Uncly's behalf.

Mortimer · #**1268** 08-04-2008, 01:54 PM

And what does Franny have to do with Louisitucky or wherever it is you are at?

FGFan · #**1269** 08-04-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

And what does Franny have to do with Louisitucky or wherever it is you are at?

Uhhhhh...you arrived at that from FG Fan which somehow became Franny.
So how DID you arrive at Arletta?

AH told you I'm not aiding and abetting you, you are on your own.....

and it is quite stucky down here what with the humidity, all the better to garden by.....

Mortimer · #**1270** 08-04-2008, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

Uhhhhh...you arrived at that from FG Fan which somehow became Franny.
So how DID you arrive at Arletta?

AH told you I'm not aiding and abetting you, you are on your own.....

and it is quite stucky down here what with the humidity, all the better to garden by.....

Ya baby!! You git in that garden and stretch for some weeds while on your knees.

You know what happened to Sighty-poo.

Arletta is a beautiful southern name ..Texas certainly isn't a northern state.

My thought process flowed quite nicely on that one...contrary to your bratty opinion.

AAAAAND..

...I want to be a cowboy.

FGFan · #**1271** 08-04-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Ya baby!! You git in that garden and stretch for some weeds while on your knees.

You know what happened to Sighty-poo.

No what happened to Sighty...I thought she was dancing it up at Toga, looking at all the beautiful horseys.

Arletta is a beautiful southern name ..Texas certainly isn't a northern state.

There are much more beautiful southern names than that...

My thought process flowed quite nicely on that one...contrary to your bratty opinion.

AAAAAND..

...I want to be a cowboy.

You can't be a cowboy..you are a head with tubes coming out, awfully hard to get up on the back of a horse

Mortimer · #**1272** 08-04-2008, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

You can't be a cowboy..you are a head with tubes coming out, awfully hard to get up on the back of a horse

You have brought me back to reality.

Who am I kidding here?

I am that head...with scientists picking stuff out of my noodle....and my ghost haunts this place.

I'll never amount to anything capable of experiencing pleasures of the flesh.
I can only imagine it.

Thank you,Franny. We must always know our place.

I will no longer communicate with humans...who are off limits to me.To do so only leads to a constant flow of failed to do sos.

Woe is mah behind.

No one likes me.

FGFan · #**1273** 08-04-2008, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

You have brought me back to reality.

Who am I kidding here?

I am that head...with scientists picking stuff out of my noodle....and my ghost haunts this place.

I'll never amount to anything capable of experiencing pleasures of the flesh.
I can only imagine it.

Thank you,Franny. We must always know our place.

I will no longer communicate with humans...who are off limits to me.To do so only leads to a constant flow of failed to do sos.

Woe is mah behind.

No one likes me.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......

Boo Hoo, tears, bawling, sniffling...wait I have to get a tissue to wipe my eyes and nose.......

One can always dream though..even with those scientists picking at your brain......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg5iOpwH8sw

Mortimer · #**1274** 08-04-2008, 02:25 PM

You deserve a V-Jay... Morte!!!

Fine work.

Mortimer · #**1275** 08-04-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......

Boo Hoo, tears, bawling, sniffling...wait I have to get a tissue to wipe my eyes and nose.......

One can always dream though..even with those scientists picking at your brain......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg5iOpwH8sw

2.4

Mortimer · #**1276** 08-04-2008, 02:31 PM

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......

This one's always been a malcontent.

It refers to the fridge....the old Norge Fridge that spells unscary things.

As to what I got off of it.....that is up to the imagination of you humans.

FGFan · #**1277** 08-04-2008, 02:32 PM

Ya still didn't answer my question, ya just made it brighter...but you do know I like blue.....

So are you norwegian?

Mortimer · #**1278** 08-04-2008, 02:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Jmo3yGrSg

Mortimer · #**1279** 08-04-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

Ya still didn't answer my question, ya just made it brighter...but you do know I like blue.....

So are you norwegian?

ma'am....can you read??

FGFan · #**1280** 08-04-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......

This one's always been a malcontent.

It refers to the fridge....the old Norge Fridge that spells unscary things.

As to what I got off of it.....that is up to the imagination of you humans.

YIKES...we were posting at the same time......

I didn't know Fridges could spell, scary or unscary!

WOW the wind is screaming here now like a CAH-SOL on a scary nite....