Holy #@*% Turds!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

are you guys preparing for your Nerdy Trail posting all nighter tonight!

Uncly...I am hoping so. I did state I would and will try....however, I thought my depressive state would have passed by now.



It has not.



I am considering taking uncly-depressives.






And I forgot that it's a Jewish holiday today.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I let her read the VP thread. Won't happen again. I've given her sedatives.

Fine answer,by the way.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Uncly...I am hoping so. I did state I would and will try....however, I thought my depressive state would have passed by now.



It has not.

I am considering taking uncly-depressives.



And I forgot that it's a Jewish holiday today.

wait today's a holiday?!?!

Do you have a present for me?!!?

Sorry I am not Jewish though!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

wait today's a holiday?!?!

Do you have a present for me?!!?

Sorry I am not Jewish though!

It is?





Oh...yes.









It's the ......the...................................well maybe it's not.



But I still have a present for you.







Hold out your hand.......check that......hold out your hands.

[Antitrust32]

Oh.. thats ALL!!!

a little disappointing for the top predator and all..

[Mortimer]

Well I did say both hands!!

God!


What do you want?

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well I did say both hands!!

God!


What do you want?

You really want to ask a Woman what they want!?!?


Well... I wouldnt have answers... I dont even know what they want!

[philcski]

Best thread evearrrrrr.... behind Booley Park of course.


Well done, people.

What's up, Phil?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

What's up, Phil?

Bored outta my mind on a Friday night, the woman isn't awake or around, and my satellite dish is out so no channel surfing or mindless Los Al wagers.
I seriously laughed my ass off reading through this and the VP thread though

Originally Posted by philcski

Bored outta my mind on a Friday night, the woman isn't awake or around, and my satellite dish is out so no channel surfing or mindless Los Al wagers.
I seriously laughed my ass off reading through this and the VP thread though

Same here. Betting Australia!!

Bad weather causing the satellite problems?

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by philcski

Bored outta my mind on a Friday night, the woman isn't awake or around, and my satellite dish is out so no channel surfing or mindless Los Al wagers.
I seriously laughed my ass off reading through this and the VP thread though

You don't know which one?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Same here. Betting Australia!!

Bad weather causing the satellite problems?

satellite back now, but i'm surfing the internet for photographic proof that sarah palin's baby is actually her horny hottie daughter's, and it's pretty clear from this photo taken 3/9/08 who the 7 months pregnant one is. how phucking dumb do they think the american lemming population is? it's almost as bad as them never taking a full body shot of FDR because they didn't want to know the guy was a f*cking cripple from polio.

wow i have no life.

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

You don't know which one?

both, she's asleep in KY for a horse show

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by philcski

satellite back now. now i'm surfing the internet for photographic proof that sarah palin's baby is actually her horny hottie daughter's, and it's pretty clear from this photo taken 3/9/08 who the 7 months pregnant one is.
wow i have no life.





both, she's asleep in KY for a horse show

There's no doubt, her daughter had the first baby and got knocked up two weeks later.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

There's no doubt, her daughter had the first baby and got knocked up two weeks later.

And I've got no problem with that... what else is there to do in the cold winters in Alaska?? just don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t if you can't even get it to work in your own home.

The final piece of the cover up is having an induced labor 1 month early, so while they claim she's 5 months pregnant right now, she's actually only 4 (like you said, 2 weeks later) so it'll be the 8th month of the pregnancy, not 9th. Almost impossible for the untrained eye to tell the difference (of course the doctors will know but that's sealed medical records.)

The tipoff to me was at the RNC. DID YOU SEE THE RACK ON HER??? Without a doubt, the clear sign of a postnatal woman.

I actually kind of like this Palin broad, it's too bad her running mate is the devil for the Thoroughbred industry.

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by philcski

And I've got no problem with that... what else is there to do in the cold winters in Alaska?? just don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t if you can't even get it to work in your own home.

The final piece of the cover up is having an induced labor 1 month early, so while they claim she's 5 months pregnant right now, she's actually only 4 (like you said, 2 weeks later) so it'll be the 8th month of the pregnancy, not 9th. Almost impossible for the untrained eye to tell the difference (of course the doctors will know but that's sealed medical records.)

The tipoff to me was at the RNC. DID YOU SEE THE RACK ON HER??? Without a doubt, the clear sign of a postnatal woman.

I actually kind of like this Palin broad, it's too bad her running mate is the devil for the Thoroughbred industry.

Don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t when you suddenly eloped to your husband and 8 months later gave birth. Like mother, like daughter. And don't claim that your water broke and you flew from Anchorage to Dallas then back to Anchorage and then instead of going to the hospital there you happened to drive all the way to the hospital closest to your daughter's boyfriend to give birth. You are either full of sh!t covering for your daughter or made some terrible judgements. And it just so happens your daughter has disappeared at the same time you supposedly give birth for five months with what happened to be one of the worst cases on mono on record and then immediately made a miraculous recovery to get pregnant again. I love the idea that cause Bristol's first baby was born in April and she is now "around 5 months pregnant" she couldn't possibly have been the mother of the first baby. Guess what, "around five" can be four and with a horny 18yo boyfriend they probably got right back at it shortly after she gave birth. Like the idea that a 17yo getting laid 2 weeks after she gave birth is anymore farfetched than a 16yo being out of school for five months with mono and getting laid a week later.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by SniperSB23

Don't preach the abstinence bullsh!t when you suddenly eloped to your husband and 8 months later gave birth. Like mother, like daughter. And don't claim that your water broke and you flew from Anchorage to Dallas then back to Anchorage and then instead of going to the hospital there you happened to drive all the way to the hospital closest to your daughter's boyfriend to give birth. You are either full of sh!t covering for your daughter or made some terrible judgements. And it just so happens your daughter has disappeared at the same time you supposedly give birth for five months with what happened to be one of the worst cases on mono on record and then immediately made a miraculous recovery to get pregnant again. I love the idea that cause Bristol's first baby was born in April and she is now "around 5 months pregnant" she couldn't possibly have been the mother of the first baby. Guess what, "around five" can be four and with a horny 18yo boyfriend they probably got right back at it shortly after she gave birth. Like the idea that a 17yo getting laid 2 weeks after she gave birth is anymore farfetched than a 16yo being out of school for five months with mono and getting laid a week later.

What the f*ck, why weren't we in Dallas when JFK was shot to crack that one open too?

Politics suck. I hate every fourth year!!!

[SniperSB23]

Originally Posted by philcski

What the f*ck, why weren't we in Dallas when JFK was shot to crack that one open too?

Politics suck. I hate every fourth year!!!

More importantly, what the f*ck are you doing pulling a Joey and being online at 3AM after going to bed at midnight all last weekend when you were here?

[magic_idol]

Originally Posted by philcski

satellite back now, but i'm surfing the internet for photographic proof that sarah palin's baby is actually her horny hottie daughter's, and it's pretty clear from this photo taken 3/9/08 who the 7 months pregnant one is. how phucking dumb do they think the american lemming population is? it's almost as bad as them never taking a full body shot of FDR because they didn't want to know the guy was a f*cking cripple from polio.

wow i have no life.





both, she's asleep in KY for a horse show

WoW i Could Pound that Baby on the Right

[Danzig]

i can't believe you guys are going out so far on a limb to make this whole conspiracy work for you!
as someone who's had kids (my first at 19, so i guess i would still qualify as a 'horny teenager' at the time-altho they say marriage puts an end to that ) the last thing i wanted to do just two weeks after was go back to the drawing board.

and the girl on the right looks chubby to me, not pregnant. she looks like a hundred other teens i saw last night, with low rider jeans and a belly jutting over the top, as they aren't quite as skinny as they think they are!