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Old 02-24-2010, 11:47 PM
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Your cards Sir...

8th (4:43) Davona Dale S. (G2)

1 Mile | Fillies | 3 Year Olds Stakes | Purse: $150,000

Post # Horse Jockey Weight Claim Price Equip. Med.
1 Amen Hallelujah Leparoux J R 118 L
2 Female Drama Maragh R 116 L
3 Joanie's Catch Lopez P 120 L
4 Bickersons Bravo J 118 L
5 Comic Marvel Velazquez J R 116 L
6 Christine Daae Nakatani C S 116 L
7 Mambo Fever Rose J 116 L
8 Sassy Image Albarado R J 122 L
!!!!



But really..dress properly next time;Printheth Chlorene is livid,Franny outraged , Sufspoon --I mean fork,is green eyed,KGB pop eyed, HandHeld10 is flogging the dolphin...and who knows what Geeker Counter is up to.

I will do this thing before the race starts.

Great idea.
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:56 PM
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Haikus to cuckoos ???
Oooh can we?

Hi Morty.

O Morty my Morty! Rise up and hear the bells.
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills
For you win tickets and ribboned wreaths—for you the paddock a-crowding
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager horsies turning for home
Here Captain! Dear Morty!
These lilacs beneath your bed
It is some dream that in the Padlock
You’ve fallen on your head.

(Who is HandHeld 10?)
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Old 02-24-2010, 11:57 PM
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Ah don't thank so...but well done.



Almost like saying the Sweet n' Sour is half.

Which half ??
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:27 PM
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Oooh can we?

Hi Morty.

O Morty my Morty! Rise up and hear the bells.
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills
For you win tickets and ribboned wreaths—for you the paddock a-crowding
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager horsies turning for home
Here Captain! Dear Morty!
These lilacs beneath your bed
It is some dream that in the Padlock
You’ve fallen on your head.

(Who is HandHeld 10?)
Oh my God.

( Jackass RockSoft.)
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:28 PM
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Which half ??
Great question.



Shoot some ants.
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Old 02-25-2010, 09:50 PM
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And so they didn't believe me when I told them I could go into any town int he country,flat broke..and in one week get a job as the lead man in a Dust Control Team; and within 6 months buy the entire city.

Well the first part has been completed and in right ricky-ticky time.I already have sand blasted the entire Dust Inspection Team,made up primarily of gestapo type wannabe's.


Laugh now you frenzied group of psychosomatic wildebeests.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:05 PM
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Crazed Zen-Yadayada Fans continue to festoon the Santa Anita asphalt runway.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:58 PM
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Another big crowd tonight.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:01 PM
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:54 PM
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Another big crowd tonight.
The wildebeasts have left the building ...

Must be that dustbuster ...

Only the mighty mite remains ...

There is no moon, the half and half is fresh, and there is a mons soon ...

What do you expect ?
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And so they didn't believe me when I told them I could go into any town int he country,flat broke..and in one week get a job as the lead man in a Dust Control Team; and within 6 months buy the entire city.

Well the first part has been completed and in right ricky-ticky time.I already have sand blasted the entire Dust Inspection Team,made up primarily of gestapo type wannabe's.


Laugh now you frenzied group of psychosomatic wildebeests.

And you thought your ant shooting skills would go unnoticed.
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Old 02-28-2010, 10:06 PM
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Hi!
El Aloha-O!!
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Old 02-28-2010, 10:09 PM
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The wildebeasts have left the building ...

Must be that dustbuster ...

Only the mighty mite remains ...

There is no moon, the half and half is fresh, and there is a mons soon ...

What do you expect ?
Loved the Mons Soon thing.

I gave you a 9.5 overall.
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Old 02-28-2010, 10:10 PM
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And you thought your ant shooting skills would go unnoticed.
Thank you sssssso very much.
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Old 03-01-2010, 12:41 PM
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Loved the Mons Soon thing.

I gave you a 9.5 overall.
I am waiting for the Beyer ...
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:32 PM
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I am waiting for the Beyer ...
Well you have a looong wait.


That's what everyone here who isn't Poached Ants says after almost every race.Like they need evidence.It's become the in thing to do...I guess.

''SQUAWK!!..what'sthebeyers?what'sthebeyers?"





Give me A break already.


And I know you were kidding...but still.








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Old 03-01-2010, 11:34 PM
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Anyone else?
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:48 PM
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Anyone else?

Must be bed their pastime ...

Just the faux pas de deux of us ...
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:33 PM
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Oh boy.




Really,do you mind?
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Old 03-03-2010, 09:55 PM
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Ah wonder if Oinkman is still is planning my death? Gosh he takes insults to heart,don't he?


I have noticed a new yet really awful collection of posters.They have to be alien creatures or perhaps highly intelligent wildebeests.Plus they are one corny gaggle of money burners.Really,I think most come from No Advantage under new names.

Thank goodness I have returned to tune up the ol' IQ around here.

Do ya thank Oinkman would enjoy Huey Lewis and the News? Ah do.

Does Mouth Eats Glove have a closet full of blow up dolls?



r u kidding me?

Does Stevie Hasbeen copy off Andy Sterling? Know what ahm thayin'??

But which one is Mike Warren?




I think I know.I have given a "tacit" answer to that one...ya might say.







Hey....my plunge into the depths of the dark side may have ended.God I hopes so.

But I do think so.The bouts with freezing and hunger seem to be over....and those were the good days.I realize my legion of fans need more from me and I will try to deliver although my time is fleeting.


Latah,dahlings.

kiss-kiss....hug-hug
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