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Old 07-07-2010, 11:16 PM
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Oh..I thought you were sticking pins in her doll for the heat comment.
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:34 AM
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Gooey found out about her new iris..I mean pupil on Monday morning. She didn't think much of the notification;this was nothing new. So she left classroom about 5 minutes before the day started ( She's a grade school teacher..not a science one.I messed up.) to grab some spaghetti in the teachers lounge.

She returned at 8:05, being late as usual.


Her classroom was a busy beehive of activity!! Kids were screaming,yelling and laughing...some had rubber suction cup tipped arrows on their heads and were crying ...some had pie all over their face...and some were splayed on the floor ...a few looked dead!!

'WHAT THE FUCl< IS GOING ON! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!?



They did.



"Now who started this?"..she said to no one imparticular.


The new kid replied...'Franny did. She hit me."

"eauxh!!..I did not!"..said Franny---the big liah.

Before Gooey could say anything,the new kid said..''Yes you did you big liah!! And then Sighty-poo made fun of me because I don't have any shoes. She said..'you don't have any shoe-ooose....you don't have any shoe-ooose

and we all have pretty ones.....ha-ha...ha...ha-ha!'



"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCl< UP!!!!"...exclaimed Gooey...She was now in Stage 4 Italian Rage.


''Who the fucl< are you?" ..she said to the new kid.

"My name is Mortimer. I am the new kid."


He was pretty big for a fourth grader.About 5 ft. 8, 153 pounds of US Steel muscle..sinew and blood vessels outlining the muscles.....and already displayed an animal like sensuality to women.


Gooey recovering from her shock and rage, took this all in for the first time.She didn't say anything for a few seconds. She was already mentally undressing him....and feeling him.



She then said.." I want you."


"whoa!.I mean I want you to go to the principal's office immediately.No back sass...just go there."






Gooey isn't fooling us. She knew there was a big principal's meeting in Pittsburgh. Mr.Peter Pierpoint,the prinicpal, always attended the principal's meetings in Pittsburg.P.Pierpoint thought Pittsburg was perfect for principal's meetings.










Now I have to figure out where to take this for tomorrow.
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:29 AM
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^^^^


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Old 07-08-2010, 08:40 AM
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welcome back from vakay Hossey
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Old 07-08-2010, 09:24 AM
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^^^^ She'll be sick shortly.
I'm still alive!

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Old 07-08-2010, 11:02 AM
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my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!...my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!


and yours is-un'


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:20 AM
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Hossy,

I am not looking forward to your keen horsey insights.It is awfulgreat you are back.

Have fun,get lost.
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Old 07-08-2010, 11:45 AM
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Did I forget to mention Franny Tsssss!! is the principal's exec. asst?

Well she is.


She was at her desk.Ms.Tssss!! had on a a sizzling hot black skirt that was just this side of prison.It was a very hot day and the ac was out.Franny was on the phone with every ac repair company she could find.


"I'M HOT!!!!....GODDAMITY!!!..FIX ME---I MEAN THE AC!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:00 PM
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Sighty-poo called Franny once Franny had screamed out.


Yoo-Hoo!!..Franny-kins!


My office air is Q-L!!...My office air is Q-L!!

and yours is-un'


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:49 PM
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I'm still alive!

Good, I was worried about all that sugar intake.
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:50 PM
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my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!...my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!


and yours is-un'


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha

There is something so wrong and confusing in that statement.

Are you a hermaphrodititic wolf?
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:51 PM
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^^^^


Is it possible the one and only Hossy is back?

Yet another resurrection?

If it is you Hossy...!!!

If it isn't I take that back.
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Old 07-08-2010, 12:52 PM
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There is something so wrong and confusing in that statement.

Are you a hermaphrodititic wolf?

Let's find out,baby.
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:01 PM
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Sighty-poo called Franny once Franny had screamed out.


Yoo-Hoo!!..Franny-kins!


My office air is Q-L!!...My office air is Q-L!!

and yours is-un'


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha
It's freezing in my office.
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:01 PM
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I'm scrapping the latest smut story.




No one likes me.
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:03 PM
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It's freezing in my office.

you are free-zing!...you are free-zing


and I am no-oooot


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:07 PM
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I'm scrapping the latest smut story.




No one likes me.

Don't worry, I'm sure your pud block -- whoa! I mean writers block will subside.
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:09 PM
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spray!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:39 PM
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EAUXH!!!
Will you take your rain back?!

It's heading here Saturday.
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:18 PM
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Is it possible the one and only Hossy is back?

Yet another resurrection?

If it is you Hossy...!!!

If it isn't I take that back.
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