the cozy dooryard - Page 75

Sightseek · #**1481** 07-09-2010, 10:01 AM

I slept well and dreamed of a man in a straight jacket, I mean, an arm jacket!

I'm kidding!

clyde · #**1482** 07-09-2010, 10:04 AM

yes you did!!..yes you did!!

wouldn't say it if you didn't mean it!!

you are like ssssssssssso hooked!!

Sightseek · #**1483** 07-09-2010, 10:05 AM

THUD!

clyde · #**1484** 07-09-2010, 10:09 AM

!!

=:>

#**1485** 07-09-2010, 10:21 AM

I'm not getting much rest either.

It's the heat.

clyde · #**1486** 07-09-2010, 10:23 AM

Oh Sighty-poo-kins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZTCxL-v1x4

clyde · #**1487** 07-09-2010, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

I'm not getting much rest either.

It's the heat.

Say, that was a good one!

clyde · #**1488** 07-09-2010, 11:47 AM

I lied about having offers from NoAdvantage and Thoroughlybred Tampions...and here.

But I am leaving and I will tell you the truth regarding the reason.The last few days ..I have tried to block it all from my conscious mind,but it doesn't last long.

I have not told one person about this and did not intend to mention this here,but I think I should.

I'll type it out now.

clyde · #**1489** 07-09-2010, 12:02 PM

I'm going to have to come back and do this later.

notyep59 · #**1490** 07-09-2010, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

I'm going to have to come back and do this later.

man, that was just like a Friday soap opera. As the Clyde Churns.

geeker2 · #**1491** 07-09-2010, 12:43 PM

Am I going to get that Library card or not

clyde · #**1492** 07-09-2010, 12:48 PM

I just finished it.

Don't feel bad..you didn't know what I was going to say.

clyde · #**1493** 07-09-2010, 12:49 PM

Sorry, but this is not easy.I never thought I would be doing something like this.I am not sure it is right to do,but I decided to let you all know something.I was kind of implying "feelings" several times and wondered why I was doing it.

So I can only guess I wanted to come out and say it, so I am.

I haven’t been feeling right and saw a doctor.

The short story is I have Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease. This is not “catchy.”It is not transferable to anyone with whom you had any kind of contact.I cannot pass it on to anyone.It is a degenerative neurological disorder.You can look it up to get details if you want.

It’s very,very rare ..incurable,untreatable and fatal.

Just my luck I guess.

But I can’t complain.There have been many people a lot less fortunate than I have been in life.I’m not exactly happy about this,but we all have to go sometime and I am no different.

I don’t have a lot of time left.

That is very hard to say.

There is a hospital/research center in Pittsburgh that I will check into Monday morning.They specialize in rare disease and this is one they work with. I know I can get pretty out there and lately most of you probably thought I was going farther out there, but it was a lot of fun and did take my mind off this for awhile.

Not going to write anything sappy.I just wanted to let you all know and I thank you for all the the fun we have had here. Some of you may now see how petty it is to go ballistic over a simpleton like me.

About the only thing I would add is I hope you remember me in a good way.

Don’t feel bad about anything…..any of you.

If you want to do anything at all,this place I’m going to may be a good idea..If you would want to send something the name is Catherine-Agnus Saints Hospital.

I’ll give you the address to their donation center….they go by CASH so just make the check out to that name and send to:

CASH 305 Beech Court,Aurora,Ohio 44202

I wish you all the best,

Mortimer

geeker2 · #**1494** 07-09-2010, 01:22 PM

so I will be getting the Library card

notyep59 · #**1495** 07-09-2010, 03:56 PM

this is terrible news!! what a bad week for all of us, first lindsay lohan goes to jail for 90 days, then this.

clyde · #**1496** 07-09-2010, 05:33 PM

All right...so I lied.

I thought it was better that way.I really do have all those offers plus another one now. EVPN is trying to get me back.

It's overwhelming and very hard to decide.

But I will announce my decision at 9 PM,in the night....when it's dark.

Oh, it looks as though ae dingbat is having problems...but what else is new?

clyde · #**1497** 07-09-2010, 07:45 PM

I may not make 9.

New developements:

Thoroughlybred Tampions has rescinded their offer because I frighten them.

But a new one came in from a pornographic site.

Thank you for your patience.

clyde · #**1498** 07-09-2010, 09:00 PM

Close enough.

I took a close look at the pornographic site.

Boy, that place is filthy.

Crinkle,trash can.

NoAdvantage.

There is no way I can go that bizarre refugee camp.

Crinkle,trash can.

Stevie and SportyFans..I am not LeMoi.

I'm staying here.

clyde · #**1499** 07-09-2010, 09:01 PM

Another huge crowd tonight.

clyde · #**1500** 07-09-2010, 09:42 PM

I know you are all very excited about the HOLLYWOOD JOCKEY CUP.

Jesus.

Anyways:

1....CigarGirl..I mean Man

Merlinsky probably loves him.

Good enough reason for me.

Crinkle...

trash can

2....Compari

I llllike 'im!

Keepah.

3....AwesomeGem

Why do so many want to stick "awesome" in the name?..and "gem?"Together they are awful.

Mercury Amethytht...I mean Amethyst would have been so much better.

Crinkle...

trash can

4....RichardsKid

What is this?

A goat?

no!

Crinkle...

trash can

5....Tres Borrachos

3 what? What is a Borracho?

A burrito and a taco in one?

Just awful.

Crinkle...

trash can

6....RailTrip

So?

This is supposed to be sacry? Daunting?

..uh,no...

Crinkle...

trash can

7....TapItLight

Lotta Tapits out there.I don't know about you ,but they alll remind me of car engines.

Not allowed.

Crinle...

trash can

Only one possible here.

Compari

No other horsey comparies to him.