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Old 10-30-2008, 08:37 PM
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ror!!

Well he's an as.shole..that's fer DEM SHOO.
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Old 10-30-2008, 08:43 PM
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I now hate Mae West.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:26 AM
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Oh you'd hate anything east of Eden.


But...hang on SportyFans.

I have a real treat for you coming up here.Give me a few...but I think it will be helpful...really do.


You know me....I am here to help.Yup.



I smell a hallucination upstairs so I'm going to call my911.

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Be back in a relative flash.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:43 AM
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This may take longer than expected.

my911 has me on hold.


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Old 10-31-2008, 01:17 AM
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OK...just some minor putzing around needs to be done----and I'm there. I mean here.


The hallucination turned out to be only one of Ghost Hunters false returns.

Really disappointing.
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:07 AM
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OK..ready.

Good to see you all waited.


















There's nobody here.




Oh well.









Might as well do it .


Here it is.


I don't know how many are familiar with this. Many of you may have heard it. Now.....when you have someone close to you that died,it's an indescribable feeling . Eventually, or sooner ,you probably ran across something that really fit...really stuck with you. That is the old saying.."Everyone is the same;only you are different."

I'm sure even in your sadness you jumped up and said.."That's perfect! Exactly how I feel." Sounds dumb,I know...but you don't realize the feeling until it's pointed out. I think it's one of the most jarring statements I've ever heard.

Not to spend a lot of time on that..I bring it up to set the stage.


So then something else happens. I'm not sure what. That's part of what makes the whole thing so enigmatic....but you become trapped in a feeling...a state of mind that you don't understand.


At all.





So what I did in my search for the WTF.....is somehow I went back in time and recalled this .."Everything is the same;only you are different." So I thought---WAIT A MINUTE!


And I had it.


Yes...your friend from The Noodle Works came up with it.Here it is:



Everything,everyone( including you) ......are different.




You have to think about that a bit.




Again..seems like it should be obvious,but it's not because of the state you are in...that you don't know what it is.

But that describes it perfectly.

Nothing is the same...no thing---no body....not even you.


It's like you entered another dimension that has no identifying marks to let you know you have.And so...you don't know it.But that is exactly what it's like.

















Fucl<.






I completely lost my train of thought.


God.










Hmmmm...I really don't know my point...honest.




Well......I will close by saying I really think I should leave and do think I will.If I don't I would appreciate it if none of you made fun of me.

But if I do leave...then you can make fun of me.
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:17 AM
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!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!


I always love a nice trip down memory lane. My favorite part? You mouthing "COKE SOCARE" to him. Fine work.
How did I miss this??





Sorry,Hossy---thank you so doubleplus much.
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Old 10-31-2008, 09:37 AM
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Morty sorry to hear of your loss



I didn't realize you and DOO-DAH were that close.




Would it cheer you if I said Adam West just died ?


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Old 11-05-2008, 11:16 AM
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That's what happens when I go beyond my bounds.


The insane can't stand me...'cause they ain't me!!


I wish I knew that doorknobs name. Oh well.......time to play for Deb-O-Deb today.

Here ya go baby....get that little behind a shakin'!!









My very good friend....ROR-EE Guy!!






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Old 11-05-2008, 11:17 AM
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Morty sorry to hear of your loss



I didn't realize you and DOO-DAH were that close.




Would it cheer you if I said Adam West just died ?


Oh shut up.
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:29 AM
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Here's one for Dala.



Take it and run with it,baby.






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Old 11-05-2008, 11:33 AM
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That was near the end...whiskey got to him.



Too bad...really. He kinda looks like Andy Kaufman....and even what'shis name...Dr. Frankenstein from Young Frankenstein.

Even conjurs up images of Elvis Presly..sort of.


Drinking and jiving...don't do it.
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:40 AM
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:44 AM
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Aw.

You are sad...why?
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:54 AM
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Now we will not mock our friends here!!


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Old 11-05-2008, 11:55 AM
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This one is for my very good friend..Arletta.


Arletta is missing and took her pretty face with her..





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Oh shut up.



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Old 11-05-2008, 11:59 AM
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Aw.

You are sad...why?

Well, I'm not sad about Obama.. cause we knew he was going to win. I think he's def. a step up from Bush and we are screwed no matter what... I hope he does a great job.

But I'm sad about the Prop's passing in California, Arizona, and Florida to continue discrimination against gays. It just aint right buddy!

It does make me proud as an American to see a black man in office... granted I grew up in a different time period and have always viewed people as equal.. this is a big step for our country. (Eventhough I may wish it was a black man who was more conservative ).

I does NOT make me proud to be an American when we still cant get over other kinds of discrimination. The fact that there is even a vote about not making all Americans equal bothers me too.

I think if Christians want to preach their good book, than they should live by it also, which includes not judging others. Their own bible says only God can judge.

So thats why I'm sad Morty.
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:01 PM
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Well, I'm not sad about Obama.. cause we knew he was going to win. I think he's def. a step up from Bush and we are screwed no matter what... I hope he does a great job.

But I'm sad about the Prop's passing in California, Arizona, and Florida to continue discrimination against gays. It just aint right buddy!

It does make me proud as an American to see a black man in office... granted I grew up in a different time period and have always viewed people as equal.. this is a big step for our country. (Eventhough I may wish it was a black man who was more conservative ).

I does NOT make me proud to be an American when we still cant get over other kinds of discrimination. The fact that there is even a vote about not making all Americans equal bothers me too.

I think if Christians want to preach there good book, then they should live by it also, which includes not judging others. There own bible says only God can judge.

So thats why I'm sad Morty.

Oh my God.















I'm kidding..I do understand.


Always remember this about those who bang their drum slowly about being good Christians.


Those are the ones most likely to be as.sholes.
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