What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

a giant tear drop


DuH! Morty would be disappointed in you.

Oh.

I am not trained in NT Speak.








What's this? :


l l

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh.

I am not trained in NT Speak.








What's this? :


l l

An H without the connecting line. DUH!

[Mortimer]

An H without the connecting line. DUH!



NO!





Boy DT person on left...girl NT person on right........they shall remain unnamed.






So then what's this? :





h

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Gee.



Didn't know he had his own private nurse.

Excuse me ever so much.

Of course my array of severely broken bones is no big deal.

I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.

[Antitrust32]

girl NT person on bottom and boy NT person on top?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.

Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

girl NT person on bottom and boy NT person on top?

WHAT!?








What is your primary malfunction here ma'am?

[Mortimer]

Try certain unnamed NT girl on knees.

[Antitrust32]

h

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I thought you were dead? I can't assist the deceased.

Where does she get that!?

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Try certain unnamed NT girl on knees.

that is what i meant..... kinda

snowjobs?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

h

Now let's not let the name out here.




That look like 3 dollah to me though.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

snowjobs?

Do you mind...sir?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.

Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.

[Antitrust32]

for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Do you mind...sir?

What you say, Clogs?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.

Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?


I meant bring...not be.

[Mortimer]

Sort of like Popeye and spinach.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

What you say, Clogs?

I said I'm sure glad a certain Noodle fan looks even dumber than before.


I didn't think that possible.