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Old 03-07-2008, 11:32 AM
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^^^ Nerdy Trail nymphs.....
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Old 03-07-2008, 11:39 AM
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The evolution of Morty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMBTUYZeHPk
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Old 03-07-2008, 11:48 AM
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:10 PM
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^^^ Notorious 10 cent supah playah.
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:39 PM
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^^^ Thistleydown's negotiator
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:39 PM
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Hey Avery can I call you Very Smart for short?
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Old 03-07-2008, 02:02 PM
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Hey Avery can I call you Very Smart for short?
You may.








But not for long.
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Old 03-07-2008, 02:15 PM
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My work finally done...




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...and now I must go.
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Old 03-07-2008, 02:19 PM
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Wait

I'll call you Very Smartman




for long.
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:56 PM
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fo long?



me pay 2 dollah fo long time?
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:13 PM
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BlackberryRoad reminds me of DollarBill.







Ah love the guy.
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:57 PM
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Quote:
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BlackberryRoad reminds me of 2DollarBill.







Ah love the guy.
HEY..... How did I come up in this thread ?
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Old 03-08-2008, 09:41 AM
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I'm sure BlackBerriedWind is next.
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Old 03-08-2008, 01:14 PM
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Say....isn't it time for a prey hunting lesson from our A#1 PRE-dator....Hossy?









I think so:


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Old 03-08-2008, 02:40 PM
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I have become such a huge fan of BlackberryRoad I now make Vivaldi's Seasons Winter I his theme song.



It fits real good....don't ya think?





Speaking of symphony orchestra music......doesn't your heart sink seeing some of those ladies looking so smart playing their instruments? They dress demurely and with little make up........and the setting makes them quite dreamy with all the pretty intelligence they seem to display.



HMO.





I mean IMO.









Gosh they beat any rock/pop star.













Ah really love BackberryRoad,though.

He's going to do big things.


Very big things.
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Old 03-08-2008, 02:42 PM
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I also think this is now the smartest thread in all NerdyTrail Land.









I have a beautiful mind.........don't ya know.
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Old 03-08-2008, 02:52 PM
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I also notice some of the latest new meat here come up with the dumbest names.
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Old 03-08-2008, 03:28 PM
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I also notice some of the latest new meat here come up with the dumbest names.
Dear Mr. Smartman,

My name is Scav and I am from the Nigerian government. I need a tremendous favor, one that would help feed my country while helping you out financially. I have a check here for US$1,092,042 that I would like to forward to you US Courier mail, for you to cash and keep 10%, I then need you to forward back the other 90% to help feed my fellow citizens. You can contact me via Pony/Submarian Express. Thank you very much for your time, and looking forward to making you a thousandaire.

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Old 03-08-2008, 03:34 PM
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Dear Mr. Smartman,

My name is Scav and I am from the Nigerian government. I need a tremendous favor, one that would help feed my country while helping you out financially. I have a check here for US$1,092,042 that I would like to forward to you US Courier mail, for you to cash and keep 10%, I then need you to forward back the other 90% to help feed my fellow citizens. You can contact me via Pony/Submarian Express. Thank you very much for your time, and looking forward to making you a thousandaire.

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sadly.....one of your finer posts
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:06 PM
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Dear Mr. Smartman,

My name is Scav and I am from the Nigerian government. I need a tremendous favor, one that would help feed my country while helping you out financially. I have a check here for US$1,092,042 that I would like to forward to you US Courier mail, for you to cash and keep 10%, I then need you to forward back the other 90% to help feed my fellow citizens. You can contact me via Pony/Submarian Express. Thank you very much for your time, and looking forward to making you a thousandaire.

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