Brutal

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Hey....that was good,HOC. I'll buy that.


My BIG problem with James is his insistence on being a ball hog so he can achieve his international business goals.

When the team runs a facsimile to an NBA offense the supporting cast is plenty good enough to win. When they run the BOENHEAD offense against the better teams in the playoffs...it ain't gonna woik.



But the guy will never learn....he had one of his kiddies next to him at the post game press conference trying to destroy the microphone in front of her.



What a schwantz.

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

It would have served zero purpose for me to even look on this thread Thursday night or Friday!! I choose not to look!!

Oh..did you miss the part where moi said what they would have to do Saturday----or lose the series very quickly?


I'm sure you didn't.

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Meanwhile....HoseGarden is still cursing the steel ball.

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I don't have time to read through all this that I missed. THe Cavs played a good game Saturday. Today will be different I think. Will likely be a close game. All I know is when the team shoots 50 percent they usually don't just win...they usually blow people out of the gym. The problem is they often have problem reaching that mark and often have problems even reaching the 45 percent mark...or even the 40 percent mark.

The team bailed LeBron out Saturday which is possible on rare occasions...but despite another ridiculous shooting game by the "something One" he played a pretty efficient and effective overall floor game...the big difference being he decided not to turn the ball over 8 or 9 times. Even when he shoots poorly he can still be a big asset as he was Saturday...he's a really good player most times. He wasn't in game's one and two. NOthing more need be said.

I'm not going to read the rest. That's my statement on the series.

Oh poo.


I did find some errors.





Yes....James wins all the games...when his offense sucks---his defense wins.

Yes...I forgot you two are stuck on how terrible this supporting cast is.If James truly turns to playing a team game and with they way Brown seems to have finally discovered a rotation the Cavaliers can win the title.

Just remember he's not going to get there without this horrible supporting cast.


But I can't see James doing that through to the desired end.

[horseofcourse]

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman

Oh poo.


I did find some errors.





Yes....James wins all the games...when his offense sucks---his defense wins.

Yes...I forgot you two are stuck on how terrible this supporting cast is.If James truly turns to playing a team game and with they way Brown seems to have finally discovered a rotation the Cavaliers can win the title.

Just remember he's not going to get there without this horrible supporting cast.


But I can't see James doing that through to the desired end.

Why I choose not to look. All I said he is a really good player in my post who is an "asset" even in games he doesnt' shoot well..."sometimes". That wasn't the case in game's 1 and 2 which I said. I never said his supporting cast was horible. It is not co-incidental the rest of the team shot under 40 percent in games 1 and 2 as well. You act like those guys play superlatively each and every game. They don't...nor does James which I have admitted every time. You seem delusional in thinking the other players never mess up which is more silly than anything I ever say. You seem to think when the other players don't play well that it is "only" the fault of LeBron James and has nothing to do with them actually messing up.

Your game is that so many people have declared James the only reason for the team's success that it angers you, which is fine. But you have taken it to so far the other extreme it is at times nothing more than nothing. PUre and unadulterated nothingness.

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Why I choose not to look. All I said he is a really good player in my post who is an "asset" even in games he doesnt' shoot well..."sometimes". That wasn't the case in game's 1 and 2 which I said. I never said his supporting cast was horible. It is not co-incidental the rest of the team shot under 40 percent in games 1 and 2 as well. You act like those guys play superlatively each and every game. They don't...nor does James which I have admitted every time. You seem delusional in thinking the other players never mess up which is more silly than anything I ever say. You seem to think when the other players don't play well that it is "only" the fault of LeBron James and has nothing to do with them actually messing up.

Your game is that so many people have declared James the only reason for the team's success that it angers you, which is fine. But you have taken it to so far the other extreme it is at times nothing more than nothing. PUre and unadulterated nothingness.

May I say---fucl< you ...sir?





What you have said to me is exactly 180 degrees out of phase....when ,in fact, you and HoseGarden are the ones ,all along, bowing to His Highness and trashing the rest of the team.



You are both hostile witnesses and ,therefor,must be dealt with expeditiously as well smartly----as well as like the 2 baboons that you are.








I quote nuff.

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And so...I say to both of Your Malfeasances -------get with reality. He is not the greatest human to walk the Earth. He finished a distant 4th in the mvp voting.


He didn't even have a happy face on after the game.His daughter almost ate the microphone.

He cares about winning ONLY if he it looks like HE did it!



You are both being shown your empty headed ways so far.









Stick around.......I'll teach you what's what.

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I should like to take a moment and answer some of HoseGardens outrageous hasnothingtodowiththeissue ...questions.



You proposed a silly $100 bet. I did not. I have said many times here that I do not bet....with anyone nor on anything.

I never liked basketball....I still don't. I think it just above puckey in being the most boring of the major sportys.I never played it....my only far removed interest is because of Cleveland and Ohio State...somewhat the local colleges as well.

But since I am a VERY smart man.....it is easy to spot the obvious....and make an intellectual proposal on how to fix the obvious.You and MainCourse see things even Auerbach didn't see!!

I think you're both NUTS.





But that's what happens when the dead try to speak to the living.

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I still see HoseGarden frothing at the mouth over his failed experiments today.



Two girls in the front row are whispering:





"PSSST.....what's going on with Mr. Wizzard? I wonder if Morty-poo made him look stupid again last night?"


"Ya...he did. I snuck a peek on line around 11 and he was just brutal to Dr. Eisntein."



( in unison)....."TEE-HEE!!!"

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You think I don't know these things....Mr.Wizzard?



Some of your students have found their way here....they pm me.



Oh yes.







They tell me how much they love my fine work and much fun it is to laugh at you here....which they can't do in school because you would give them F's.

One said her Dad thinks you're a cumquat.

But you won't get their names out of me.

They think you're hilarious in class.

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MainCourse...HoseGarden.......I will soar above you 2 sissies.


If the Cavaliers go back to Boneheadball....and he beats that defense...has a great game and Cleveland wins the game....I will take it upon myself to leave and not return.

And,HoseGarden, I can't get another name if I do....you nincompoop.



This---even though neither of you has the courage to offer the same in support of your insane views.

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Why I choose not to look. All I said he is a really good player in my post who is an "asset" even in games he doesnt' shoot well..."sometimes". That wasn't the case in game's 1 and 2 which I said. I never said his supporting cast was horible. It is not co-incidental the rest of the team shot under 40 percent in games 1 and 2 as well. You act like those guys play superlatively each and every game. They don't...nor does James which I have admitted every time. You seem delusional in thinking the other players never mess up which is more silly than anything I ever say. You seem to think when the other players don't play well that it is "only" the fault of LeBron James and has nothing to do with them actually messing up.

Your game is that so many people have declared James the only reason for the team's success that it angers you, which is fine. But you have taken it to so far the other extreme it is at times nothing more than nothing. PUre and unadulterated nothingness.
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I caught you being superficial again. The Bonehead style causes the other members to do what James wants---and that's mainly get out of my way. So they are out of position and not ready to do much in this Bonehead style......but when we do employ an NBA recognized offense...Saturday night happens.


And you did essentially call his supporting cast horrible...I clearly recall how you said he does it all on his own.....but I have broken you down into yer basic pieces/parts so you have now come half circle.




Hang in there and I'll get you all the way .

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THe Cavs played a good game Saturday. Today will be different I think. Will likely be a close game.

You are responsible for that mess above...MainCourse.






You are wrong...as per usual.

They play the same NBA authorized offense they will win big...maybe even bigger.

[horseofcourse]

Please seek treatment.

I'm done with this. LeBron James in my opinion has helped the Cleveland Cavaliers win basketball games in his years with the team. I think he is a tremendous basketball player.

If that belief makes me crazy so be it. I will stand by it.

I sincerely hope LeBron shoots 3 for 28 tonight and they lose by 1 point so you can live out the rest of your life in glory and continue to have lots of fun at the expense of Main Course and pee garden and whomever else entertains you endlessly.

Your coolness is beyond my limited skill set. I honestly cannot comprehend this stuff. It's freaking NBA basketball. I want the Cavs to win. I want LeBron to have good games. I think he's a good player.

AGain, if that makes me inferior so be it. I acquiesce.

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

Please seek treatment.

I'm done with this. LeBron James in my opinion has helped the Cleveland Cavaliers win basketball games in his years with the team. I think he is a tremendous basketball player.

If that belief makes me crazy so be it. I will stand by it.

I sincerely hope LeBron shoots 3 for 28 tonight and they lose by 1 point so you can live out the rest of your life in glory and continue to have lots of fun at the expense of Main Course and pee garden and whomever else entertains you endlessly.

Your coolness is beyond my limited skill set. I honestly cannot comprehend this stuff. It's freaking NBA basketball. I want the Cavs to win. I want LeBron to have good games. I think he's a good player.

AGain, if that makes me inferior so be it. I acquiesce.

Well that is one sissified response.


If you will recall...you started out some time ago opining how great he was....how he's a one man team...how he has no faults....how the Cavs provide no support and if this dismal team was better they would be champions...




....well look at you now.


Back then,as you know, I told you he was a great athlete...that he drove to the hole better than anyone.....but that his ego gets in the way and he does have weaknesses....and that the team is a lot better than you say it is---the supporting cast.


You just don't seem to see him for what he is although I have tried to point that out many,many times.


I never said I did not want the Cavaliers to win; I said they need to play a team game in order to win it all...and that means James changing....which I don't think he can do over a stretch of time. He thinks too much of himself.


Mainly because witnesses like you and HoseGarden are blind to the act.








Oh get out of my sight-----I'm pretty disgusted with the 2 of you

So Morton what type of game do we have so far?

(I have returned from work and I am typing dont ya know)

Do we have a bonehead game or schematic?

I have seen the Cavs score without Lebron touching the ball.
I have seen lebron Score taking it immediately to the hole.

What type of game is it as of this point?

End of the first quarter.
What type of offensive game for the Cavs?

Oh I bet he is finding a bit of difficulty...

And lets just not talk about defense since it
has nothing to do with the outcome apparently.

Cavs now up by 6. I have seen two offenses.
Call it Morton? Bonehead or schematic?
Better wait to see the outcome of the entire
game so you can call it after its over. Its easier
that way. You call em like you see em, and if you
dont see um, you make em up?

Cavs up by six.
Lebron has 10 points.
He has driven headlong into the basket.
The Cavs have moved the ball around and
scored.

If the game ended at 5:45 left in the 2nd
What kind of
game? Scematic or bonehead?

Lets forget about the defense.

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Defense was never forgotten about...we have two good ones going ......and the better offense will win. You are an unconscionable hoser.


We started with an NBA offense...then West went out with a boo-boo......the balance started to go back to the Bonehead offense....who had missed his first 4 shots and 2 foul shots. Of course he had to scream at Sasha for no apparent reason.Sasha didn't like it...just like Gibson and Anderson didn't like it against Wash.

Some day you'll learn....it's right in front of your eyes.