Ohio State vs. State Penn ..ithue - Page 8

Mortimer · #**141** 10-22-2008, 05:46 PM

I love experts.

It figures that guy would be from California.

He's just like their horseys.

The Bid · #**142** 10-23-2008, 07:57 AM

Morty,

Im leaving Louisville today headed to Thistleydowns. I will have a car full of beautiful Russian mail order brides and the Breeders Cup PPS. Please contact me via Jamal in the silks. Tell him you are looking for the guy with all the beautiful mail order brides.

Smooth Operator · #**143** 10-23-2008, 09:58 AM

OSU = Buffalo Bills of the early '90s??? lol

On second thought, maybe I will root for the choke-eyes on Sat ... then maybe we'll get a chance to see SC pound them twice in the same season in the Rose Bowl...

dalakhani · #**144** 10-23-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator

OSU = Buffalo Bills of the early '90s??? lol

On second thought, maybe I will root for the choke-eyes on Sat ... then maybe we'll get a chance to see SC pound them twice in the same season in the Rose Bowl...

The Ohio State Buckeyes WON a national championship over the Miami Hurricanes. They were 12 point dogs.

Mortimer · #**145** 10-23-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator

OSU = Buffalo Bills of the early '90s??? lol

On second thought, maybe I will root for the choke-eyes on Sat ... then maybe we'll get a chance to see SC pound them twice in the same season in the Rose Bowl...

You forgot to say lol.

You are really original..I've only heard the BB things since last January....and a lot of nfl teams would like to be the Bills.

And frankly, I'd love to see the TroChokes play the other OSU again.

Mortimer · #**146** 10-23-2008, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by The Bid

Morty,

Im leaving Louisville today headed to Thistleydowns. I will have a car full of beautiful Russian mail order brides and the Breeders Cup PPS. Please contact me via Jamal in the silks. Tell him you are looking for the guy with all the beautiful mail order brides.

!!

You got it.

You live in Louisville?

Oh boy...do I have stories.

Smooth Operator · #**147** 10-23-2008, 12:48 PM

Now I'm not sure which I want to see more this weekend ... the Nittanys taking OSU behind that Ohio Stadium wood shed ... or some wild Euro beast having his way with Curlie in the BCC.

Granted, neither scenario is likely, but wouldn't it be great if both came to fruition...

Mortimer · #**148** 10-23-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator

Now I'm not sure which I want to see more this weekend ... the Nittanys taking OSU behind that Ohio Stadium wood shed ... or some wild Euro beast having his way with Curlie in the BCC.

Granted, neither scenario is likely, but wouldn't it be great if both came to fruition...

I hope you bet your wishes...heavily.

Perhaps you and SkidsMother should get together and bet pool.

dalakhani · #**149** 10-23-2008, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Smooth Operator

Now I'm not sure which I want to see more this weekend ... the Nittanys taking OSU behind that Ohio Stadium wood shed ... or some wild Euro beast having his way with Curlie in the BCC.

Granted, neither scenario is likely, but wouldn't it be great if both came to fruition...

I get it now. You are just looking for attention.

philcski · #**150** 10-23-2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

You forgot to say lol.

You are really original..I've only heard the BB things since last January....and a lot of nfl teams would like to be the Bills.

And frankly, I'd love to see the TroChokes play the other OSU again.

First time I've heard this in 15 years. Times, they are a changin'

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!

You got it.

You live in Louisville?

Oh boy...do I have stories.

He's actually quite elusive. Anessa, his platinum blonde DD beauty, is a hotwalker at Trackside Louisville. The remaining 4 (Galechka, Halina, Innochka, and Kalina) rotate as Pole Girls at Tiffany's Cabaret in Cleveland.

They don't need the money as Bid pays for their living expenses, but they have nothing to do when he's not around.

Mortimer · #**151** 10-23-2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by philcski

First time I've heard this in 15 years. Times, they are a changin'

He's actually quite elusive. Anessa, his platinum blonde DD beauty, is a hotwalker at Trackside Louisville. The remaining 4 (Galechka, Halina, Innochka, and Kalina) rotate as Pole Girls at Tiffany's Cabaret in Cleveland.

They don't need the money as Bid pays for their living expenses, but they have nothing to do when he's not around.

Ya know..people try to make the Bills sound like losers and that's incredible. Didn't they make the sb 4 times in a row?

I wish the Browns could say that. They haven't made it once since it became the sb.

I'm really leaning toward meeting The Bidster.

But ,as you know, I am banned from Tiffany's Cabaret.

The Bid · #**152** 10-23-2008, 06:44 PM

Morty,Im on my way. Im on the handheld right now.

We will go to Platinum if you want, but Id ratehr get out of Warrensville so i dont get robbed in the parking lot of a strip club

horseofcourse · #**153** 10-24-2008, 12:05 AM

lost 9 in a row to Michigan...that ended last week. The 0-7 in Columbus big 10 record will end too. I attacked my school's program a few weeks ago. They listened!! It's the same 3 wide receivers when they won the big 10 three years ago...they're all better. They don't have a dork at qb this year as he finally ran out of eligibility...makes all the difference in the world. This offense is not remotely close to the Wisconsin/Purdue/Michigan St/OHio U/Yngstown state offenses...enjoy the show Morty. Beanie and Pryor will have to have monstrous games for the Bucks to win this one. That is certainly possible but Penn State will score.

Mortimer · #**154** 10-24-2008, 09:39 AM

lost 9 in a row to Michigan...that ended last week. The 0-7 in Columbus big 10 record will end too.

Really dumb.

The only reason the first streak was broken is because Michigan will have its worst year in at least 41 years.Only reason.They are one big mess right now.

You are going to lose because you are pretenders.

You are the Dodgers of cfb.

Antitrust32 · #**155** 10-24-2008, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

lost 9 in a row to Michigan...that ended last week. The 0-7 in Columbus big 10 record will end too.

Really dumb.

The only reason the first streak was broken is because Michigan will have its worst year in at least 41 years.Only reason.They are one big mess right now.

You are going to lose because you are pretenders.

You are the Dodgers of cfb.

and Ohio state is just sooo good!

horseofcourse · #**156** 10-24-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

lost 9 in a row to Michigan...that ended last week. The 0-7 in Columbus big 10 record will end too.

Really dumb.

The only reason the first streak was broken is because Michigan will have its worst year in at least 41 years.Only reason.They are one big mess right now.

You are going to lose because you are pretenders.

You are the Dodgers of cfb.

I hope so...the Dodgers did win their division this year. I'll take a conference title this year. History changes. The Rays were never a .500 team ever...EVER. Who is playing in the World Series this year? So the only reason they are there is because everyone else is a mess or because they got a lot better...or sprinklings of both? Your Michigan statement is a strawman argument. Yeah, they stink...so what? That's like saying the Yankees demise is the ONLY reason the Rays are in the World Series...it's completely ridiculous. In the end it's the game on the field. If OSU wins it isn't because PSU is a pretender it's because OSU won...nothing more, nothing less. If PSU wins as they did 3 years ago it isn't because OSU is a pretender. It will be because what goes on on the field. Pretty comical, PSU is depending on their Ohio kid at qb and OSU is depending on their Pennsylvania kid at qb. Ler 'er rip. We'll see what happens. (as always I am in the unfortunate position of not really knowing what will happen unlike you....I'm at a huge disadvantage.)

(...I now have fear this post puts me back in the vaporization chamber for the first time in like...forever! There's a chance I'm ready but being a State Penn grad I await!) HELP ME JHONYYYYYYYYY!!

Mortimer · #**157** 10-24-2008, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

and Ohio state is just sooo good!

We are very bad mothah fucl<ahs!

Mortimer · #**158** 10-24-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I hope so...the Dodgers did win their division this year. I'll take a conference title this year. History changes. The Rays were never a .500 team ever...EVER. Who is playing in the World Series this year? So the only reason they are there is because everyone else is a mess or because they got a lot better...or sprinklings of both? Your Michigan statement is a strawman argument. Yeah, they stink...so what? That's like saying the Yankees demise is the ONLY reason the Rays are in the World Series...it's completely ridiculous. In the end it's the game on the field. If OSU wins it isn't because PSU is a pretender it's because OSU won...nothing more, nothing less. If PSU wins as they did 3 years ago it isn't because OSU is a pretender. It will be because what goes on on the field. Pretty comical, PSU is depending on their Ohio kid at qb and OSU is depending on their Pennsylvania kid at qb. Ler 'er rip. We'll see what happens. (as always I am in the unfortunate position of not really knowing what will happen unlike you....I'm at a huge disadvantage.)

(...I now have fear this post puts me back in the vaporization chamber for the first time in like...forever! There's a chance I'm ready but being a State Penn grad I await!) HELP ME JHONYYYYYYYYY!!

Bizarre.

There you go again....making a LittanyLion out of an animal based in reality.

You have not won in Ohio since 1979...you are 0-7 here. In those 7 games you have not scored more then 10 points. Your team is fat.

Your coach is like SSSSO dead.

You are ...

.......State Penn!!

geeker2 · #**159** 10-24-2008, 11:10 AM

^^^SeanPenn

Smooth Operator · #**160** 10-24-2008, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

We are very bad mothah fucl<ahs!

LOL ... as long as they don't have to line up against Southern Cal ... or a quality SEC team in a bowl game.

Sooner or later the choke-eyes will choke again in a big contest.

Might even be this weekend...