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Old 11-15-2008, 05:40 AM
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I hope Phil sees this:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp6m0...eature=related
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Old 11-15-2008, 05:52 AM
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Another replay...but still SSSSSSO good:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDTi_La94Uo
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:01 AM
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I am going to watch the sun rise.



Gosh I hope so.....it seems nothing is for certain anymore.


Seems appropriate:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUS49...eature=related






Oh my...would you look at that time---tsk-tsk-tsk.



Good night everyone.
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:02 AM
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Well it's definitely getting there. I see good signs and have every confidence that it will rise.

So why don't we play something special while waiting...OK?







OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-KAY!!!!





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4832LQ0_T8g




Here--let's have some fun and sing along--aye?



You're an Angel to me.

Morty Angel O=:> , how I love him.
He's got something I can't resist,
but he doesn't even know that I exist.

Morty Angel O=:> , how I want him.
How I tingle when he passes by.
Every time he says "Hello" my heart begins to fly.

I remember how I get carried away.
I dream of him and me, and how it's gonna be.

Other fellas call me up for a date,
but I just sit and wait, I'd rather concentrate ...

... on Morty Angel O=:>
'Cause I love him
And I pray that someday he'll love me.
And together we will see how lovely heaven will be.
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:14 AM
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Sun's up!!






Latah dudes!!
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Old 11-15-2008, 11:23 AM
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Well I thought it was funny.





Brother.
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:13 PM
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Washy clothesy done.



Look at this thing...read the title....and then tell me...is it me?




Take 60 seconds and stop---the whole thing is more of the same!!

Are the French friggin' nuts...or what!!?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuzDVmH7lw




Do your clothesy smell Downey Fresh?
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:39 PM
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Quote:
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Washy clothesy done.



Look at this thing...read the title....and then tell me...is it me?




Take 60 seconds and stop---the whole thing is more of the same!!

Are the French friggin' nuts...or what!!?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuzDVmH7lw

I cannot WAIT till we get bubble machines here























Then you can wash clothes WHILE you sing
























I need Frenchy lessons first to comprehend the lyrics




























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Old 11-15-2008, 09:48 PM
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Do your clothesy smell Downey Fresh?
Oh that was a good one...but they don't. I just use this blue bleech stuff.I even forgot what brand.


Maybe it is Downey.


What do your clothes smell like,Debbie?
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Old 11-15-2008, 09:49 PM
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I cannot WAIT till we get bubble machines here


Then you can wash clothes WHILE you sing

I need Frenchy lessons first to comprehend the lyrics


No wonder they can't do anything.
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Old 11-15-2008, 10:38 PM
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No wonder they can't do anything.

Yes.

They wash their clothes in bubble bath.




FREAKS!!!
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Old 11-16-2008, 12:29 PM
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Oh that was a good one...but they don't. I just use this blue bleech stuff.I even forgot what brand.


Maybe it is Downey.


What do your clothes smell like,Debbie?

A breath of fresh air! A touch of sunshine! Lemony fresh! Take your pick.





























Oh wait on the lemony fresh one. I think that's Pledge. No waxy build-up.
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Old 11-16-2008, 02:26 PM
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Thank you.









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Old 11-16-2008, 08:02 PM
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Hey.


I looked at that bottle.


It's Wisk...with bleech.



My clothes smell Wisky.
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Old 11-17-2008, 04:27 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw
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Old 11-17-2008, 07:49 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44o8e-ND8fs
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Old 11-17-2008, 03:21 PM
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Old 11-27-2008, 04:47 PM
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Hi.


I have changed venues.

I am not recovering well from what may be pneumonia.I fell asleep and the ingrate animals are mad at me.

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Old 11-27-2008, 08:03 PM
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I know I have forced Steve's hand. He doesn't really want me cluttering up his show.I probably wouldn't get much air time anyway. So with that in mind....



.....Miss Thebby Two Times--may I have the cards for the Cigar Mile...please?






Thank you so much,Dahling. Kiss-Kiss,Hug-Hug.











mm-mm-MMM!....Would ya look at the as.s on that?

WHEW!!








OK.....it's time.








1 Visionaire.............Now,just a minute here. Doesn't that rhyme with Smuthair?


I know a donkey when I see one.




Crinkle...


...trash can.














2 Arson Squad......BWA-HHAHAHAHA! I think they're going to be a little late for the race.




Crinkle....


....trash can.








3 Harlem Rocker...Well I know a guy there who's off his ...and he does smoke cigars. Boy does he.


All the same..



Crinkle.....


...trash can.








4 Bribon.....Hmmmm. Sounds like a Japanese monster----don't he? Let's put him to the side.









5 Tail of Dala...OH MY GOD!...I mean Tale of Ekati...Interesting. They planning on an 8 horsey speed duel here or something? But Edgah's on him.Keeper.










6 Monterey Jazz..I see someone can't quit their 60's.They really should.




Crinkle...


...trash can.











7 Storm Play ..Makes sense.








8 Wanderin Boy



Nevah








heard








of









him










Crink-el...


...trash can.









9 Kodiak Kowboy....That leaves this one.I picture a cowboy trying to rope a bear....or said cowboy riding the Alaskan highway. Either way---it just ain't woikin'.



Crinkle...


trash can.











I do not see any Zodiac Cipher here....even if I use Steve's eyes.



So let's do 'er:



1....StormPlay

2....Brobin

3...Tale of Ekati
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Old 11-27-2008, 08:24 PM
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You are one of the kindest sissies here.


Thank you....so very much.
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