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Old 08-09-2008, 07:28 PM
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Thank you.

Please..no impressions of my fine work....that would influence the rest.




I need to go out and purchase my drug .


You be be civil now.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:28 PM
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MA'AM!!!....I cannot afford a woody at this time!




SHOO!!!
I spot you a $10
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:29 PM
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Wish I had speakers to hear it..it looks like it is pretty intense.

Go to someones home who does...the music is worth it...it's grade A stuff..I promise you.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:29 PM
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Thank you.

Please..no impressions of my fine work....that would influence the rest.




I need to go out and purchase my drug .


You be be civil now.
Pick me up a pack too would ya?
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I spot you a $10

fo 10 dollah....you love me long time???
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:30 PM
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Go to someones home who does...the music is worth it...it's grade A stuff..I promise you.
How about if I just come to your house?
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:30 PM
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Pick me up a pack too would ya?
Shore.



I am..




...at your service.
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How about if I just come to your house?

Oh my God!



































thud!
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:31 PM
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Shore.



I am..




...at your service.
Hmmmm... This could be fun...

Seriously..don't be buying those cheap ones either
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:31 PM
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Whoa.....I'm getting another woody-----I better go git them things.




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Old 08-09-2008, 07:32 PM
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Whoa.....I'm getting another woody-----I better go git them things.




Oh! and some ice...
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:32 PM
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Hmmmm... This could be fun...

Seriously..don't be buying those cheap ones either
No ..they are horrible.

Now is the ticket...but they're hard to find.

Marlboro UltraLights takes their place if I can''t find them.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:33 PM
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Oh! and some ice...
YES!!


GREAT IDEA!!




TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:33 PM
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No ..they are horrible.

Now is the ticket...but they're hard to find.

Marlboro UltraLights takes their place if I can''t find them.
Do da do da do..How in the....
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:34 PM
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Do da do da do..How in the....
OK...I guess I'm off your frequency...my phooey.



Latah...I must go.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:43 PM
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Old 08-09-2008, 08:08 PM
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Old 08-09-2008, 08:44 PM
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[quote=cowgirlintexas]

And he died of you know what.

I'm not sure I can finish this now.



But maybe very late in the night...when it's dark.


KISS KISS
HUG HUG
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Old 08-09-2008, 09:02 PM
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This CAH-SOL is officially closed.





































move along sir....nothing here for you to see.
















































I said go the f*ck home!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:42 AM
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DIE IN YOUR FUCl<ING ABYSMAL JUNKYARD THREAD!





I got jilted tonight.




Anyone want to make love?


NO guys.
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